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1. 'slang' for a big failure from a horrible joke like why did the chicken cross the road
2. A useless feature of the Urban Dictionary to anger people
3. A chicken
by laser_fox March 9, 2021
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Urban Dictionary Sucks

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Albert Einstein

A really smart guy who came up with the theory of relativity essential for time traveling to the future and won a physics Nobel Prize for discovering the photoelectric effect
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by laser_fox March 9, 2021
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Dinosaur

A usually ginormous half lizard half bird animal that lived during the triassic, jurassic, and cretaceous period.
Cool facts
1. Birds are dinosaurs but dimetrodons are not
2. That means you have a dinosaur in your backyard
3. Most meat eaters were covered in feathers
4. T rex actually lived in cretaceous period jurassic park got it correct
5. But velociraptors had long snouts and did not hunt in packs they looked like eagles and jurassic park got that incorrect
6. The biggest dinosaur is the titanosaurus not argentinasaurus
7. The biggest one was the size of 2 living rooms but smallest one is as small as a chicken
8. The smartest one is actually very very very very very very smart like a bear and the dumbest one was like a maniac
9. smartest one is troodon dumbest one is stegasaurus
10. velociraptor is the fastest for it's size
Me: I C a dino on the tree
Weirdo: RU insane your an id**t
Me: Birds are dinosaurs your dumb
by laser_fox March 11, 2021
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OH NO theres an ad again
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!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet
Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani
by laser_fox March 10, 2021
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Dinosaur

I watch Jurrasic Park it has dinosaurs
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