laser_fox's definitions

The Urban Dictionary Mug

1. 'slang' for a big failure from a horrible joke like why did the chicken cross the road
2. A useless feature of the Urban Dictionary to anger people
3. A chicken

I hate The Urban Dictionary Mug its useless

by laser_fox March 9, 2021

Dinosaur

A bird stuck in the Bermuda Triangle

I watch Jurrasic Park it has dinosaurs

by laser_fox March 10, 2021

Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani

!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet

Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani

by laser_fox March 10, 2021

Tax

Invited by a type of animal called a “human”, “tax” is the the daily fee of living a good life in the human realm. The first known tax was created in Ancient Egypt, a type of human civilization with big structures known as “pyramids”. Before that, the humans lived in peace; contrasting to today, where humans have things called “wars” and lazy people known as “Donald Trumps” who refuse to pay these “taxes”.

“I don’t want to pay my taxes!”

by laser_fox January 17, 2023

Crab Rave

The best meme in the world

Yeah I can watch crab rave again

by laser_fox March 9, 2021

I hate the urban dictionary

you should

Me: I hate the urban dictionary. It's so inapropriate

by laser_fox March 9, 2021

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Me: No absolute infinity is

by laser_fox March 9, 2021