laser_fox's definitions

TikTok

The sound a clock makes when the minute hand gets stuck and explodes

Clock: TikTok
Clock: *explodes*
Hour hand: What the heck
Hour hand: *explodes*
Me: I hate tiktok
Me: *goes on computer*
Me: *sees tiktok ad*
TikTok ad: get TikTok ,the best video app in the world!
TikTok is completely free and it has awsome notifications every day!
Get TikTok, or you will regret this.
GET TIKTOK, OR ESLSE YOU WILL DIE OF BOREDOM!!!
Me: I will die of boredom just watching this stup*d ad
TikTok Staff: Comes into my house and destroys it

Me: *opens telephone* and then calls 911
Police: Comes here and drags the tiktok staff into jail
TikTok Staff: Wah wah wah and says it like a baby

by laser_fox March 12, 2021

Spaghet

A thing that shall not be touched! If you do, there will be a daddy bear with his wife and his baby that will threaten you!! Touching one's spaghet is a rude act and will make you be like goldilocks.

YESTERDAY, WHEN I WAS EATING MAC AND CHEESE, SOMEBODY TOUHCA MY SPAGHET!!!

by laser_fox June 13, 2021

The Urban Dictionary Mug

1. 'slang' for a big failure from a horrible joke like why did the chicken cross the road
2. A useless feature of the Urban Dictionary to anger people
3. A chicken

I hate The Urban Dictionary Mug its useless

by laser_fox March 9, 2021

Tax

Invited by a type of animal called a “human”, “tax” is the the daily fee of living a good life in the human realm. The first known tax was created in Ancient Egypt, a type of human civilization with big structures known as “pyramids”. Before that, the humans lived in peace; contrasting to today, where humans have things called “wars” and lazy people known as “Donald Trumps” who refuse to pay these “taxes”.

“I don’t want to pay my taxes!”

by laser_fox January 17, 2023

Urban Dictionary Mug

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by laser_fox March 10, 2021

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

A lung disease caused by a substance like volcanic ash

some people think pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest word but in reality the longest one is the scientific name for one of Saturn's moons named titan it has 189, 189 letters just search it up in wikipedia and even if the thing is labeled pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis click the link and you'll find out because pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the longest word in a professional dictionary

by laser_fox March 12, 2021

Dinosaur

A bird stuck in the Bermuda Triangle

I watch Jurrasic Park it has dinosaurs

by laser_fox March 10, 2021