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college kids

They are basically two types of college kids and it is narrow down to the introvert to the extrovert.

Extroverted college kids: These are the kids that are living it up, partying, getting laid, get drunk on the weekends, staying up all night, and sleeping in til about noon. They are usually majoring is business or political science and getting low grades, or taking their generals. They are the ones that are on a sport team, and always have a girlfriend/boyfriends. Guys are seen wearing the college frat look with the hat backwards and bermuda shorts, while girls is 5 inches of cleavage and 20 pounds of makeup with booy shorts.

Introverted college kids: This are more of the kids that just go to class and are in more of an introverted, introspective major such as philosophy or art. These kids general don't dress as flashy and have more of an artsy side to them. They like being creative and love to draw, paint, write music, etc. They are usually seen joining small clubs and hanging out at local bookstores and coffee shops, or playing video games. Always have an iPod stuck to their ears. These kids also may like to hang with their family and hometown and live in apartments or off campus housing.
College kids are either introverts or extroverts.
by kyle230 April 21, 2010
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The Clown

I got a Big Mac at the clown today.
by Kyle230 June 25, 2009
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swine flu

A type of propaganda created by the news media and the US government to scare people into socialized medicine.
CNN newscaster: There is a HUGE pandemic called *gasp* the Swine Flu. If we don't act now, we are all going to be doomed. It said in the Bible that this swine flu in the book of Revelation might be the sign of impending armageddon. There are sick children in New York that needs this health care and they can't afford it.
Fox newcastors: Yeah, yeah, yeah...it is just the flu. We need to spend more money on kickin' Iranian ass and try to keep Israel from being distroyed. That will kill us off way faster than this flu.
by Kyle230 October 28, 2009
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swine day

A day off when at least one person has a suspected, I mean suspected, case of the H1N1 virus. It could be just a pollen allergy or a little food poisoning the mimics the swine flu.
My school had to have a swine day because the nurse thought Timmy had a case of the H1N1 virus, even though it was a little case of the sniffles.
by Kyle230 October 28, 2009
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College

A place where you go to escape the real world, most likely out of fear. Your first 2 years of college is just a dignified boarding school where you take more classes you can take in high school, then you finally decide what you want to do by junior year when you finally got hit in the head a few times and realize that before your 30 that you should get married and have kids. College is not as spectacular as you think it is . You still got the drama, the jocks, the nerds, just like high school. You have homework just like high school and you still have a chance to act in a play or play a sport just like high school. Where else can you get access to a music production studio or play basketball. Very rare is real life. In high school, you can escape drama by going home to your mommy and daddy. Now you are forced to live with this smelly guy who pukes on your sociology textbook and feeds his math homework to his goats.
College is just high school on jolt. Same thing.
by kyle230 April 21, 2010
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reality TV

Bringing YouTube to the big screen since 2005. Most reality TV shows are just dignifed YouTube stuff all packed together in a half hour or hour.

Also the sign that America is losing it's creativity and intelligence.
I am watching a reality TV show about little bratty kid. Shit, that is on YouTube all the time.
by Kyle230 June 20, 2009
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McDonalds

A great place to eat. The employees are always friendly and it has way cooler stuff than Burger King. All you get at Burger King is bunch of whoppers that stick in your gut for days. In Mcdonalds, you can have an option of having cheap, non fattening burgers for under $1 and it has more better options such as the McFlurry, McCafe, etc.
McDonalds rock...all you McDonalds haters should actually get a good taste of their coffee. It's addicting...it's McCrack.
by Kyle230 June 25, 2009
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