kristen's definitions

boyfriend

1) The term you must associate with the male you are having sexual relations with in order to avoid being declared a "slut"
2) The nickname for your vibrator in the bedside drawer.

1) "Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, my boyfriend is coming over."
2) "Wow, this porn is really exciting, I think my boyfriend needs to make an appearance."

by Kristen December 1, 2003

Dork

An individual who is typically a little off-beat. Often characterized by glasses, annoying laughs, rather un-entertaining jokes, and obsessions with games like "War Craft" and/or any other p.c. or system video games.

"Man, your brother is such a dork, all he does is sit in his room and play on the computer."

by Kristen December 1, 2003

birthday

another day closer to dieing

by kristen October 23, 2003

sell out

Someone who chooses to fuck you over for a stupid ass reason. (EX. girlfriend, boyfriend, work, family)

You're gonna sell out for that stupid bitch!!!!
Where is my bottle Of Crown you fucking sell out!!!

by Kristen August 6, 2003

fuck that shit

The new, hip, slightly more vulgar way of saying "no way jose".

"Go to detroit without my ak47!? FUCK THAT SHIT!"

by Kristen December 1, 2003

Brittni emery

This is britts best friend the person who is saying that there name is
-person should go screw your dad kas you know none of that is true and im sure the rreason why your saying that is kas you dont have any friends or anyone else to tell your feelings to. and just to let you know "-person" brittni is the best friend anyone could ask for so dont be dissin her biotch! so suck on that, iyi iyi iyi iyia <mean girls>!

bad friend: i hate that girl brittni emery she should die
good friend (me): shut the hell up you look like a man and your a lesbian dont talk like that its not healthy.
bad friend: your not healthy your fat
good friend: id rather be fat then look like a man and be a lesbian like you! so suck on that iyi iyi iyi iyi iyia!

by kristen April 2, 2005

too

A word used to express when there is more of something than neaded, or for the word also. Often replaced by "to" and "2" by idiots.

1. There were too many people in the crowd for me to see what was going on.
2. I wanna go, too!
3. oooo me to!!!111
4. nooo ur 2 smrat 4 me

by Kristen August 10, 2003