kristen's definitions

Oreo

A black person is usually called a Oreo if they say, or wear anything that has to do with so called white culture. Such as wearing Abercrombie, American Eagle, and Hollister. Also talking like they have common sense, which is the way most white people talk. Most black people think that they're a total disgrace to all blacks. I personally don't like being called a oreo, because it's saying that a black person can't shop at any of the stores above, and they can't talk like they have common sense.

Black on the outside....white on the the inside

by Kristen July 22, 2008

loleina

slutty ho that does not have a life and needz to stop thinkin shes all that

loleina does every1 cuz shes a dirty slut.

by kristen June 16, 2003

mat

A gooey greenish-white mucus substance that mysteriously appears in the eye upon awakening.

Sally hoped the suprise emission from her boyfriend would work it's way out through the mat process.

by Kristen April 25, 2005

Jade Puget

one of the best guitarists around, in the best band ever AFI. always has to have that one great pink accessory. has interesting but extremely cool hair, kinda reminds me of gumbi. id say that he's hot, but ppl who say that kinda sound like teenieboppers and poseurs, even though he is hot. but ill admire his talent instead.

jade is the smartest guy in the world.

by kristen August 6, 2003

Dork

An individual who is typically a little off-beat. Often characterized by glasses, annoying laughs, rather un-entertaining jokes, and obsessions with games like "War Craft" and/or any other p.c. or system video games.

"Man, your brother is such a dork, all he does is sit in his room and play on the computer."

by Kristen December 1, 2003

boyfriend

1) The term you must associate with the male you are having sexual relations with in order to avoid being declared a "slut"
2) The nickname for your vibrator in the bedside drawer.

1) "Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, my boyfriend is coming over."
2) "Wow, this porn is really exciting, I think my boyfriend needs to make an appearance."

by Kristen December 1, 2003

birthday

another day closer to dieing

by kristen October 23, 2003