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mat

A gooey greenish-white mucus substance that mysteriously appears in the eye upon awakening.
Sally hoped the suprise emission from her boyfriend would work it's way out through the mat process.
by Kristen April 25, 2005
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really though

used when the person talking either wants the person listening to believe them after the talker has joked around, or when the speaker believes that the listeners are not taking them seriously
your mama is so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch, really though, your mama is stupid
by Kristen June 25, 2004
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boyfriend

1) The term you must associate with the male you are having sexual relations with in order to avoid being declared a "slut"
2) The nickname for your vibrator in the bedside drawer.
1) "Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, my boyfriend is coming over."
2) "Wow, this porn is really exciting, I think my boyfriend needs to make an appearance."
by Kristen December 1, 2003
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sell out

Someone who chooses to fuck you over for a stupid ass reason. (EX. girlfriend, boyfriend, work, family)
You're gonna sell out for that stupid bitch!!!!
Where is my bottle Of Crown you fucking sell out!!!
by Kristen August 6, 2003
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birthday

by kristen October 23, 2003
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Brittni emery

This is britts best friend the person who is saying that there name is
-person should go screw your dad kas you know none of that is true and im sure the rreason why your saying that is kas you dont have any friends or anyone else to tell your feelings to. and just to let you know "-person" brittni is the best friend anyone could ask for so dont be dissin her biotch! so suck on that, iyi iyi iyi iyia <mean girls>!
bad friend: i hate that girl brittni emery she should die
good friend (me): shut the hell up you look like a man and your a lesbian dont talk like that its not healthy.
bad friend: your not healthy your fat
good friend: id rather be fat then look like a man and be a lesbian like you! so suck on that iyi iyi iyi iyi iyia!
by kristen April 2, 2005
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fuck that shit

The new, hip, slightly more vulgar way of saying "no way jose".
"Go to detroit without my ak47!? FUCK THAT SHIT!"
by Kristen December 1, 2003
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