kristen's definitions

blowing up

1) When you recieve various phone calls in a short period of time.
2) All of the innocent Iraqi citizens after George W. Bush claimed he found mass weapons of destruction

1) "Damn girl, you're blowing up!"
2) "That woman over there just blew up! Damn, the whole damn country is blowing up."

by Kristen December 1, 2003

homophobe

Someone who is unexplainably bothered by couples/partners of the same sex (homosexuals). Often the so called "homophobe" either
a) has some un-attended issues they are trying to deny and are only taking a strong hatred toward homosexuals so that no one will assume they agree with it in any way when in all actuallity is probably a homosexual themselves.
b) is a close-minded, sheltered christian.
c) never met anyone gay.

"Ew sick, check out those fags, I want to kill those fuckers"
Three hours later, gets home, gets online and looks up "xxxgaypornxxx"

by Kristen December 3, 2003

fade to black

What happens to your vision when there is a lack of oxygen to the brain. Often things will fade to black when you are very inebriated and/or under the influence of some sort of narcotic.

"I smoked so much opium this weekend that I was just standing there and everything faded to black... I passed out right on the floor."

by Kristen December 3, 2003

play it off

To act indifferent when someone asks you about something or an uncomfortable situation presents itself.
Most often done when pretending something doesn't bother you that actually does.
The hip, less dramatic way of "being empathetic"

"The guy I like a lot just fucked my best friend, but I played it off like I didn't care."

by Kristen December 3, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

A fat ass chode

"They declared Chris's chode a weapon of ass destruction on May 14, 2001"

by Kristen December 3, 2003

like it ain't no thing

1) Something that was done easily
2) When someone pretends something was done easily.

1) "I date 3 guys at once like it ain't no thang"
2) "George Bush is going to win this war like it ain't no thang"

by Kristen December 3, 2003

cop a feel

To feel on a woman's breasts or buttox; usually when she is not expecting it. Often followed up by a slap in the face.

"Susan was looking so great that I got behind her in line and copped a feel, she immediately turned around and slapped me."

by Kristen December 3, 2003