Definitions by kris takahashi

wrond 

The correct spelling of wrong.

I'm not wrond, the dictionary is.

wrond by kris takahashi July 10, 2017

Dirty Thought-Provoking 

A statement that does not stimulate thought or interest, but simply stimulates

Bill: Do you think God is a woman, and if so, does she have great tits?
George: Wow Bill, that is a really dirty thought-provoking question.

Dirty Thought-Provoking by kris takahashi January 31, 2012

DiploMC 

1. A diplomat or diplomacy technique used to broker peace for rap wars or hip hop beefs

2. The name of a future rapper

DiploMC would have helped Tupac and Biggie settle their differences through peaceful negotiations and the exchange of liquor and floozies.

DiploMC by kris takahashi February 25, 2011

The King's New Ring 

A riff on the phrase "The Emperor's New Clothes," it applies to athletes or sports teams who the collective media crowns champion because everyone is afraid to admit the obvious. The promised ring, much like the clothes, doesn't exist.

The media has insinuated LeBron James and the 2010-11 Miami Heat will win over 70 games and the title. While they may win a championship some day, right now I think this is a case of "the king's new ring."

The King's New Ring by kris takahashi November 30, 2010

Post-Dramatic Stress Disorder 

Reoccurring stress caused by frivolous drama(PDSD), as opposed to a real traumatic event(PTSD).

Sally's headache is a symptom of post-dramatic stress disorder, resulting from a big fight with Jane over which vampire is the cutest.

Post-Dramatic Stress Disorder by kris takahashi November 27, 2010

slitting edge

A cutting edge technology that is grossly overpriced, quickly outdated or just plain unnecessary, resulting in significant financial burden or buyer's remorse.

Instead of paying the rent, Al spent his $599 on a slitting edge iPhone.

slitting edge by kris takahashi May 3, 2010

chow down syndrome 

a portmanteau of the words "chow down" and "down syndrome," meaning the loss of mental acuity following a hefty meal; aka food coma.

Is he alright?

He's fine. Just a bit of chow down syndrome.

chow down syndrome by kris takahashi April 28, 2010