kris takahashi's definitions

contimental drift

1. the gradually transformation of an idea as it drifts off to different continents.

2. the separating or merging of the human consciousness.

The way Japanese and European hip hop differ from its American origins is an example of contimental drift.

by kris takahashi April 24, 2009

Double Armageddon

An end of the world scenario so horrific that the word armageddon does not suffice.

Not even Bruce Willis can stop Double Armageddon.

by kris takahashi December 23, 2008

Double Armageddon

1. Two simultaneous end of the world scenarios.

2. An end of the world scenario so horrific that the word armageddon does not suffice.

Zombies AND Asteroids? It's double armageddon!

Not even Bruce Willis can stop double armageddon.

by kris takahashi December 23, 2008

chow down syndrome

a portmanteau of the words "chow down" and "down syndrome," meaning the loss of mental acuity following a hefty meal; aka food coma.

Is he alright?

He's fine. Just a bit of chow down syndrome.

by kris takahashi April 28, 2010

Dirty Thought-Provoking

A statement that does not stimulate thought or interest, but simply stimulates

Bill: Do you think God is a woman, and if so, does she have great tits?
George: Wow Bill, that is a really dirty thought-provoking question.

by kris takahashi January 31, 2012

cyborgy

an orgy consisting primarily of cyborgs

It wasn't long after the machines gained sentience that the world's first cyborgy occurred.

by kris takahashi April 22, 2009

Post-Dramatic Stress Disorder

Reoccurring stress caused by frivolous drama(PDSD), as opposed to a real traumatic event(PTSD).

Sally's headache is a symptom of post-dramatic stress disorder, resulting from a big fight with Jane over which vampire is the cutest.

by kris takahashi November 27, 2010