king kong NINJA's definitions

irony

the opposite of what is intended happening or being presented.

A SUV with a bumper sticker that says keep earth green.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

hipster

the whole subculture is at best a misguided resignation to irony and at worst a conscious attempt at absurdist elitism.

That hipster over there is laughing for all the wrong reasons at Blazing Saddles.

by king kong NINJA October 13, 2006

red army

a euphimism for the menstrual period of a woman. similar in that it leaves destruction in its wake and can make those opposed to it feel like they have a cachet of nuclear weapons pointed at them at all times.

no i've been pretty nice to her this weekend. the red army's on the march and i don't want to stir up any wrath.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

beer and titties

good circumstances, luck, a surfeit of fortunate occurences. the opposite of dead babies which is of course comically bad circumstances

i had a lot of trouble adjusting to my new surroundings, but ever since i met this new group of friends, it's been beer and titties

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

macchi

an word with adjective, verb, and noun forms used to describe any activity in which an undersexed overhorny person (usually pubescent and male) lies, stoops, oggles, or performs any other number of usually shameful and tacky acts shamelessly on the premise that it's okay if it leads to sex.

(adj.) when he pretended his mom died of cancer so she'd sleep over, that was pretty macchi. (verb) please don't let me drink tonight guys, i'm afraid if i get drunk i'm going to macchi the first fat chick i see. (noun) it was a total macchi when you shouted out the wrong girl's name in bed and then kept shouting out wrong names so she'd think you were joking.

by king kong NINJA April 19, 2004

longball

any impressive accomplishment. based on a slang term for homerun, it is used to designate when one has "hit it out of the park"

i didn't know you can breakdance bill!
yeah, well chicks dig the longball.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

queen's own

referring originally to something that is british it can also refer to something with the imperialism, snobbery, and feyness of all things british.

Did you know you put your pinky up when you drink? That's the queen's own.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004