king kong NINJA's definitions

macchi

an word with adjective, verb, and noun forms used to describe any activity in which an undersexed overhorny person (usually pubescent and male) lies, stoops, oggles, or performs any other number of usually shameful and tacky acts shamelessly on the premise that it's okay if it leads to sex.

(adj.) when he pretended his mom died of cancer so she'd sleep over, that was pretty macchi. (verb) please don't let me drink tonight guys, i'm afraid if i get drunk i'm going to macchi the first fat chick i see. (noun) it was a total macchi when you shouted out the wrong girl's name in bed and then kept shouting out wrong names so she'd think you were joking.

by king kong NINJA April 19, 2004

eat the crossface

a saying coming from amateur wrestling meaning to take the punishment and keep going, to drive through your opponent's defense. it can be used in a broader sense to encourage someone to take what's coming and not shirk from the conflict.

my girlfriend found out i'm cheating, should i call her?

-eat the crossface dude

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

hulk up

to rise from seemingly insurmountable circumstances and prevail. taken from the transformation both the comic book hero the incredible hulk and pro-wrestling icon hulk hogan's sudden transformations. The emphasis is however on hulk hogan who regularly powered out of dire straits and "ran wild" on his opponents. This is a particularly useful phrase to use when describing someone who consistently overcomes adversity at the last possible second.

He seems to be doing poorly in this class, but i'm pretty sure he'll hulk up for the finals.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

king hippo

something that appears difficult, but is really simple with the right knowledge. based on the mike tyson's punchout character of the same name.

last night's homework was hard!
-what that? nah that was so king hippo

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

blinguist

A person who uses words in some way to procure expensive material items, which they have a great proclivity to. Notable examples are rappers, lawyers, and screenwriters.

That luda is quite the blinguist.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

longball

any impressive accomplishment. based on a slang term for homerun, it is used to designate when one has "hit it out of the park"

i didn't know you can breakdance bill!
yeah, well chicks dig the longball.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

gigglefest

(noun.) uncontrollable hairtrigger laughter. known to occur at slumber parties after the topless pillowfight.

after we started talking about how weird our chemistry teacher is, tamara flung a tampon at jamie. after that it was pretty much a nonstop gigglefest

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004