king kong NINJA's definitions

-ass (suffix)

adding ass to a word increases its intensity, much as a superlative or other such quantifier would. if something is funny-ass shit it is more funny than if were described as merely funny shit. the same goes for stupid ass shit or stuff. ass is usually a compound suffix with another noun word like shit, stuff, drink, etc. as in, that was a delicious ass soda. do not try explaining this particular use of this word to people who speak another language unless you want hilarity to ensue. there are rules governing its useage, but they are unclear.

that was a weak ass attempt at a definition.

by king kong NINJA April 22, 2004

ciao

an italian loan word meaning goodbye. if said by anyone who isn't from italy, it actually means, i think i'm better than you and act pretentious all the time because i think i'm much more interesting than i am. it usually is an invitation to punch them in the face before they leave so long as it isn't used ironically.

oh, i forwarded you the MOST interesting article from the latest issue of harper's. Gotta run, i'm late for my book club. ciao.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

eat the crossface

a saying coming from amateur wrestling meaning to take the punishment and keep going, to drive through your opponent's defense. it can be used in a broader sense to encourage someone to take what's coming and not shirk from the conflict.

my girlfriend found out i'm cheating, should i call her?

-eat the crossface dude

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

steel reserve

steel reserve is an adjectival noun describing the feeling induced by or causing the imbibement of steel reserve high gravity 40oz. malt liqour. the drunkedness is a particular heavy one, the type which leads to you thinking it'd be funny to let your girlfriend in on that half-joke you have in your head about how you've always wanted to do her fat friend just "out of curiosity" Also the desire to achieve this state. Generally not giving a fuck.

i've been stuffing envelopes all day and my girlfriend was seen smoking weed with her ex. i'm feeling pretty steel reserve.

or oh i'm so steel reserve right now, i'm about to dance on the table.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

dutch wax

the male equivalent of a brazillian wax.

They told him he'd never make it in the adult industry without a dutch.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

gigglefest

(noun.) uncontrollable hairtrigger laughter. known to occur at slumber parties after the topless pillowfight.

after we started talking about how weird our chemistry teacher is, tamara flung a tampon at jamie. after that it was pretty much a nonstop gigglefest

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

congratalamentations

A bittersweet recognition offered to another person who has acheived something that deserves good will and praise but nonetheless fills you with a degree of sadness for the achievment's not being in line with your own selfish wants.

Congratalamentations on getting that girl i had a crush on's number.

by king kong NINJA October 13, 2006