king kong NINJA's definitions

congratalamentations

A bittersweet recognition offered to another person who has acheived something that deserves good will and praise but nonetheless fills you with a degree of sadness for the achievment's not being in line with your own selfish wants.

Congratalamentations on getting that girl i had a crush on's number.

by king kong NINJA October 13, 2006

irony

the opposite of what is intended happening or being presented.

A SUV with a bumper sticker that says keep earth green.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

beer and titties

good circumstances, luck, a surfeit of fortunate occurences. the opposite of dead babies which is of course comically bad circumstances

i had a lot of trouble adjusting to my new surroundings, but ever since i met this new group of friends, it's been beer and titties

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

longball

any impressive accomplishment. based on a slang term for homerun, it is used to designate when one has "hit it out of the park"

i didn't know you can breakdance bill!
yeah, well chicks dig the longball.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

steel reserve

steel reserve is an adjectival noun describing the feeling induced by or causing the imbibement of steel reserve high gravity 40oz. malt liqour. the drunkedness is a particular heavy one, the type which leads to you thinking it'd be funny to let your girlfriend in on that half-joke you have in your head about how you've always wanted to do her fat friend just "out of curiosity" Also the desire to achieve this state. Generally not giving a fuck.

i've been stuffing envelopes all day and my girlfriend was seen smoking weed with her ex. i'm feeling pretty steel reserve.

or oh i'm so steel reserve right now, i'm about to dance on the table.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

eat the crossface

a saying coming from amateur wrestling meaning to take the punishment and keep going, to drive through your opponent's defense. it can be used in a broader sense to encourage someone to take what's coming and not shirk from the conflict.

my girlfriend found out i'm cheating, should i call her?

-eat the crossface dude

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

ketsu tataku

slap ass! an exclamation of joy or pleasant surprise, often used to signal an attractive member of the opposite sex passing. a japanese loan word literally translated to ass slapping.

Did you see the girl in line at the bank? ketsu tataku eh?

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004