keyshaw's definitions

flip the switch

v. To have a sudden and drastic change of heart.

I thought that chick was easy, but she flipped the switch on me and said she's waiting for marraige.

by keyshaw November 24, 2004

dotcum

(n) Pornography company conducting most of their business on the internet. X-rated variation of the term dotcom.

All of the dotcom's are crumbling, but the dotcum's have remained financially stable.

by keyshaw June 7, 2004

hit up

(v) To be financially charged or made liable for something.

I was hit up for $300 worth of parking tickets last month.

by keyshaw July 16, 2004

electronic leash

(n) See cell phone or pager.

Dude, your bitch keeps calling you! That cell phone is nothing but an electronic leash!

by keyshaw July 9, 2004

schwing

(n) From Mike Myers: Schwing is the sound a sword makes as it is being removed from its sheath.

Wow, check <Schwing!> out all the <Schwing!> babes here <Schwing!> tonight!

by keyshaw August 17, 2004

smart ass

n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.

Not to be confused with smartass.

I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.

by keyshaw February 7, 2005

hate on

v. To be jealous of another's success or talent. Note that the person being hated on must posess these qualties; thus it is not possible to hate on Ja Rule,Hilary Duff, or Paris Hilton, for example.

Ya'll know me still the same ol' G
But I been low key
Hated on by most these niggas
Wit no cheese, no deals and no G's, no wheels and no keys
No boats, no snowmobiles and no skis
Mad at me cause
I can finally afford to provide my family wit groceries.

by keyshaw February 12, 2005