keyshaw's definitions

gopher

n. A low-ranking employee who is made to do the bidding of their superiors. So-called because they are often running around doing various small tasks.

I have no job security. I'm just a gopher!

by keyshaw April 13, 2005

somebody set up us the bomb

We've been had, we're screwed, we're in trouble. Also used if it is fragrantly evident somebody ripped ass or pinched a loaf.

'What the hell is that smell?'
'It looks like somebody set up us the bomb!'

by keyshaw April 25, 2005

circling the bowl

v. On its way out.
adj. In trouble, doomed, finished.

Ebay's stock is at $30. That turd is circling the bowl.

by keyshaw April 26, 2005

electronic leash

(n) See cell phone or pager.

Dude, your bitch keeps calling you! That cell phone is nothing but an electronic leash!

by keyshaw July 9, 2004

hit up

(v) To be financially charged or made liable for something.

I was hit up for $300 worth of parking tickets last month.

by keyshaw July 16, 2004

flag

(v) To read a book or other piece of literature while on the toilet.

'Here's your book back.'
'I don't want it - it's been flagged!'

by keyshaw August 5, 2004

Plain Jane

(n) An ordinary-looking, average girl. Not so bad when compared to a fake-titted, body-pierced, tattooed slut.

Aurora is a plain Jane, but she's a dynamo in the sack.

by keyshaw August 11, 2004