keyshaw's definitions

disinformation

(v) A euphimism for the spreading of government-sponsored lies.

The Government doesn't lie, they engage in disinformation.

by Keyshaw May 10, 2004

Plain Jane

(n) An ordinary-looking, average girl. Not so bad when compared to a fake-titted, body-pierced, tattooed slut.

Aurora is a plain Jane, but she's a dynamo in the sack.

by keyshaw August 11, 2004

shoot a load

(v) To ejaculate.

This chick is so heet, I want to tittyfuck her and shoot a load on her boobs.

by keyshaw June 29, 2004

swordfight

n. Any event or locale where males significantly outnumber females. See penis party, sausage party, sausagefest, Georgia Tech.

Anything involving physics, computers, or engineering; strip clubs, whackass clubs.

by keyshaw January 1, 2005

24 / 7

Approximately 3.42857143

24 divided by 7, right?

by keyshaw October 4, 2004

gdi

1. God Damn It!
2. Gosh Darn It! (In Politically Correct newspeak)

GDI, I lost again!
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by keyshaw September 23, 2004

jizz-inducing

(adj.) Literally, to coax jizz out of a man's balls. Used to describe a thing or person that is hot.

'Man, these are some jizz-inducing pics!'

by keyshaw May 5, 2004