jizz-inducing

(adj.) Literally, to coax jizz out of a man's balls. Used to describe a thing or person that is hot.

'Man, these are some jizz-inducing pics!'

by keyshaw May 05, 2004

post-cum

(n) The residual cum that continues to flow out of a man's penis after he's through spurting.
(adj) Happening after orgasm.

1. After I shot my load on her face, post-cum continued to leak out of my deflating member.
2. She immediately grabbed hold of my penis, cleaned me off, and gave me post-cum head.

by keyshaw September 16, 2004

schwing

(n) From Mike Myers: Schwing is the sound a sword makes as it is being removed from its sheath.

Wow, check <Schwing!> out all the <Schwing!> babes here <Schwing!> tonight!

by keyshaw August 17, 2004

smart ass

n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.

Not to be confused with smartass.

I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.

by keyshaw February 07, 2005

talk smack

(v) To talk trash, insulting or casting doubt on a person's ability.

Before the fight, the boxers were talking smack to each other.

by keyshaw June 24, 2004

skiddleyboop

Expression used during moments of extreme pleasure or victory. White equivalent of bookyacka! or In Your Face.

Chad cried out 'Skiddleyboop!' as he pinched the loaf that he had been carrying all day

by keyshaw November 16, 2004

gdi

1. God Damn It!
2. Gosh Darn It! (In Politically Correct newspeak)

GDI, I lost again!
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by keyshaw September 23, 2004