kelsey's definitions

blatts

diarrhea or shitting because of something you ate.

ohh man, those fries gave me the blatts...

by kelsey June 7, 2004

omnipresent

always around, always present

Panties are an omnipresent issue.

by Kelsey June 19, 2003

void

To diss, throw off, or ignore.

god Mikey your being such an asshole, VOID!

by Kelsey August 2, 2004

jurgon

a small, and witty tennis player. He's of a family from china. He is my buddy, and despite my buddiness towards him, i can't help but laugh at him, i can't understand if it's what he's wearing or all the fun times we've had, to pull a "jurgon" would be to do something totaly stupid, and totaly black. such things could include: walking like a penguin, eating eggs with soysauce, and eating xbox games---don't ask ;)

laura: "hey how are u"
me: "good, i want to cover my car in hellokitty stickers."
laura: "OMG, ur dumb, such jurgon muck."

by kelsey November 30, 2004

uppity

rich usually snobby and proud of it

"ever since tina got her new coach bag shes been so uppity"

by kelsey April 5, 2005

fo shizzle my wizzle

the white version of fo shizzle my nizzle

do you wanna fuck in the backseat?
fo shizzle my wizzle!!

by Kelsey November 17, 2004

warped tour

eight hours of pure awesomeness radiating from on one of the 5 stages occupied by incredible bands.

kid 1: dude where'd ya get that awesome teeshirt, meet taking back sunday, hookup with some hott girl, mosh, crowd surf, eat shitty food & sweat!?

kid 2: warped tour man. c'mon.

by kelsey March 5, 2005