kelsey's definitions

Trump

When someone farts, comes from England, kinda.

Did someone just trump?

by Kelsey April 5, 2005

poppycock

british term for bullshit

Take a step outside the city
And turn around
Take a look at what you are
It is revolting
You're really nowhere
So wasteful
So foolish
Poppycock
-Nirvana, "Turnaround"

by kelsey March 28, 2004

uppity

rich usually snobby and proud of it

"ever since tina got her new coach bag shes been so uppity"

by kelsey April 5, 2005

fo shizzle my wizzle

the white version of fo shizzle my nizzle

do you wanna fuck in the backseat?
fo shizzle my wizzle!!

by Kelsey November 17, 2004

jurgon

a small, and witty tennis player. He's of a family from china. He is my buddy, and despite my buddiness towards him, i can't help but laugh at him, i can't understand if it's what he's wearing or all the fun times we've had, to pull a "jurgon" would be to do something totaly stupid, and totaly black. such things could include: walking like a penguin, eating eggs with soysauce, and eating xbox games---don't ask ;)

laura: "hey how are u"
me: "good, i want to cover my car in hellokitty stickers."
laura: "OMG, ur dumb, such jurgon muck."

by kelsey November 30, 2004

void

To diss, throw off, or ignore.

god Mikey your being such an asshole, VOID!

by Kelsey August 2, 2004

blatts

diarrhea or shitting because of something you ate.

ohh man, those fries gave me the blatts...

by kelsey June 7, 2004