keifermail's definitions

Teleprompter

Barack Obama'sCrutch and lifeline.

His teleprompter went out and now he has telepromptourettes.

by keifermail August 8, 2009

Shit Flavored Air

An unexpectantly raunchy patch of foul smelling air caused by a nasty fart. A delicacy in the right setting- see dutch oven. Usually the culprit is unknown (see SBD) and most often it is caused by random crop dusting.

Scott- "Did you taste that?"
Tap- "I smelt it."
Scott- "Shit flavored air!"

by keifermail August 8, 2009

Nerdgin

Human subspecies of the nerd limb in the tree of life.
Nerd + Virgin = Nerdgin. Usually an adult male still living at home with is mother. See Momma's Boy. Other characteristics include an unhealthy addiction to Star Wars, Computers, Gaming, Technology, Sci Fi, World of Warcraft, Comics etc.

Jonathan wore his Yoda T shirt to the Mensa singles night out. What a nerdgin!

by keifermail October 1, 2009

Nose Tackle

A winning play in the fart game. To fart in someone's general direction on purpose. Literally, to fart in someone's face.

Neal got me with a nose tackle, I had my mouth open and everything.

by keifermail September 12, 2009

Whale Potential

A girl that is not overweight at present, but shows great potential to get fat. This is usually best observed in skinny women with huge "cankles." The theory being that God gave her big calves and ankles to support future weight gains.

"Man he better not marry her, she has huge whale potential. She drops out one kid and she'll look like Roseanne Barr."

by keifermail August 22, 2008

Jetgasm

Occurs when a man rips an especially violent fart at the moment of orgasm thus adding a jet thrust to further explode his seed into the womb. Some men derive extra pleasure from the act of expelling their flatulence whilst they orgasm. Not for the feign of heart, it should only be utilized at the end of a relationship, with a fat chick, or with a really good humored mate.

She didn't like the jetgasm, but man it felt good as hell!

by keifermail June 29, 2009

Butch Chaser

A straight man that is attracted to tom-boyish, more athletic women who dressed simply with little or no makeup, etc. Unfortunately, many of these women are lesbians. See butch, bull dyke, etc. Not to be confused with a fag hag who knowingly befriend homosexual men, the Butch Chaser is simply attracted to women who most often are lesbians by default.

"Steve's a Butch Chaser, he thinks that dump truck driver lady was hot."

by keifermail July 23, 2009