kane's definitions

shit monkey

any obvious lying fucking primate bi-pedal asshole espousing falsehoods out of it's rectum-like mouth orifice. i.e.-a liar.Everything that falls out of these creatures is pure shit,hence-"shit monkey"

George W. Bush is actually websters picture example if you look closely to the right of the definition. Right next to the phrase-"blatant shitmonkeyness". There are countless numbers of these creatures among us unfortunately. They can be readily identified, and one can tell when they are lying as you will notice the mouth orifice is open.

by KANE August 3, 2004

Hate-Sex

Having strong, forcefull sex with a member of the opposite sex whom you absolute despise.

Man she's so hot but she is such a bitch, I'd want to have hate-sex with her.

by Kane October 7, 2004

Oobi

Expletive usually reserved for children attempting to avoid a stinging insect.

What...? Is that a...? Oobi! Aaaaaugggh!

by Kane December 14, 2003

mo fo

It's an abbreviation for "Mother Fucker".

Guy - I fucked your mom.
Dude - You sick Mo-Fo!

by kane April 27, 2003

rex the runt

A classical animated British comedy. Rex the Runt - "The Wobbly Bobbly, Wibbly Squibbly Dog" by Richard Golezsowski

"Did you watch Rex the Runt last night?"

by Kane April 7, 2005

ben zona

hebrew for son of a bitch.

Aben zona aze achal li et apita.

by kane April 27, 2003

Porn-a-phobia

Some one who is scared or doesn't like people who talk about or download porn, these people often say that it is sick and unhealthy, and that normal people like us are addicted.

chris is a Porn-a-phobic, he hates it when i talk about porn ,and how much i download

by Kane September 25, 2003