kane's definitions

Doggie door

While a man is having sex with a woman, she farts causing his testicles to swing back and forth; similar to a dog door.

Dude, she gave Tom a doggie door last night.

by Kane October 7, 2004

shit monkey

any obvious lying fucking primate bi-pedal asshole espousing falsehoods out of it's rectum-like mouth orifice. i.e.-a liar.Everything that falls out of these creatures is pure shit,hence-"shit monkey"

George W. Bush is actually websters picture example if you look closely to the right of the definition. Right next to the phrase-"blatant shitmonkeyness". There are countless numbers of these creatures among us unfortunately. They can be readily identified, and one can tell when they are lying as you will notice the mouth orifice is open.

by KANE August 3, 2004

booblified

When a bodypart has been altered to make it bigger. The effect is generally ugly and fake looking.

R: Did you hear that Pam Anderson got ANOTHER boob job?
H: EWWW!! Are they booblified?
R: Totally!!

by kane May 15, 2004

int

Short term for intelligence.

Used in MMORPGS and RPGS in releation to stats

Woo i have an int of 60!

A) OMFG this uber leet robe gives me +31 Int and a +9 against Ogers!
B) niiccee!

by Kane June 18, 2005

ben zona

hebrew for son of a bitch.

Aben zona aze achal li et apita.

by kane April 27, 2003

mo fo

It's an abbreviation for "Mother Fucker".

Guy - I fucked your mom.
Dude - You sick Mo-Fo!

by kane April 27, 2003

Oobi

Expletive usually reserved for children attempting to avoid a stinging insect.

What...? Is that a...? Oobi! Aaaaaugggh!

by Kane December 14, 2003