kane's definitions

booblified

When a bodypart has been altered to make it bigger. The effect is generally ugly and fake looking.

R: Did you hear that Pam Anderson got ANOTHER boob job?
H: EWWW!! Are they booblified?
R: Totally!!

by kane May 15, 2004

Doggie door

While a man is having sex with a woman, she farts causing his testicles to swing back and forth; similar to a dog door.

Dude, she gave Tom a doggie door last night.

by Kane October 7, 2004

shit monkey

any obvious lying fucking primate bi-pedal asshole espousing falsehoods out of it's rectum-like mouth orifice. i.e.-a liar.Everything that falls out of these creatures is pure shit,hence-"shit monkey"

George W. Bush is actually websters picture example if you look closely to the right of the definition. Right next to the phrase-"blatant shitmonkeyness". There are countless numbers of these creatures among us unfortunately. They can be readily identified, and one can tell when they are lying as you will notice the mouth orifice is open.

by KANE August 3, 2004

Hate-Sex

Having strong, forcefull sex with a member of the opposite sex whom you absolute despise.

Man she's so hot but she is such a bitch, I'd want to have hate-sex with her.

by Kane October 7, 2004

ben zona

hebrew for son of a bitch.

Aben zona aze achal li et apita.

by kane April 27, 2003

VELVET GOLDMINE

possibly the greatest movie of all time
that Only cool people like

the world has changed because you are made of ivory and gold , the curves of your lips rewrite history

artistic beautiful movie with a great soundtrack

by kane February 23, 2005

WarCraft

An RTS/RPG by Blizzard entertainment.
Popular, but painfully linear.
Essentially StarCraft with updated graphics and differant units.

Not as interesting as Command and Conquer.
Not as epic as Homeworld.
Not as many units as Total Annihilation.

WarCraft is alright.
But simply cannot compare to C&C or Homeworld.

by Kane April 3, 2005