justin's definitions

mammalaya

a fine meat dish of meats from around the world. each mammal was eaten by the later to eventually create a stew of 33 animals, which is in the end, just whale shit.

how to make mammalaya:
take one turducken (a pork stuffed game hen stuffed in a duck, stuffed in a turkey) and feed it to a moose. Kill the moose within 20 minutes of ingestion, remove the stomach and liquify the contents. Intravenously feed the liquid to a Deer. Feed the deer to a large group of cows, and then give the full cows to a whale. Wait till the whale shits, collect the excrement and boil for 3 hours. Strain off excess muck and drink.

pass the mammalaya

hey ya'll, the mammalaya is on, grab a spoon.

by justin January 15, 2004

feelings

Feeling are for bitches

hey, you're a bitch, how are your feelings?

by justin January 11, 2005

perpetrator

A perpetrator is...

-Someone who dresses 'gangsta,' talks 'gangsta,' and generally acts 'gangsta,' but doesn't live the gang lifestyle.

-Someone who admires emulates the gangsta style of dress, speech, music, etc, but doesn't commit to a gangsta life.

"Nah, man I'm just a perpetrator! I like the clothes!"

by Justin April 3, 2005

Dirty Taco

Where your fucking a girl in the ass then you stick your dick in her twat.

Did you give that girl the dirty taco?

by Justin September 19, 2004

Curling

Unlike what the other asshole said,a curling game consists of two four player teams, and the object is to have your rock the closest to the pin after sliding it from one end of the ice to the other, the skip tells the sweepers to sweep or not to sweep, and sweeping drags the rock further, and holds line. Curling is a game of skill, and accuracy and most games are won by centimetres. And by the way, The united states have a mens team, a womens, team, a junior mens team, and a junior womens team, You ignorant fuckhead, to think that someone can actually criticise a sport that they know absolutely nothing about, bravo dickhead you just embarrassed your country by being such a fuckoff.

Wow this guy is a real ignorant fuckhead! He cant even give a proper definition for curling!

by Justin April 12, 2004

Sketchy

When a suspicious being is wandering about acting drunk and staring at you

yo man that sketchy drunk smells like bacon

by justin April 22, 2003

Prep

Some one who is into thier school and self appearnce. Many people dont like them and envy them, but true preps can care lass what the lessers think of them. Preps generaly wear Abercrombie and Fitch,Hollister,RUEHL NO.925,American Eagle,Lacoste,Polo,Benneton.Preps are generaly known as the opppsites of goths or punks and often the urban look(FUBU, Sean John, ect.)
Preps usaly have wealthy or atleast comfortable families and they usaly go to collage. After all the word prep derives from prepatory school( a school preparing its students for collage)

Goth- I hate those stupid preppies.
Prep-Whats a goth? I have to go study and then im going to a keg party.

by justin May 13, 2005