justin's definitions

Munchies

The feeling about 25 minutes after finishing a bowl.

Justin: 'Whoa, I need some vanilla wafers and some of that stuff with the cheese and......that thing your mom made last week.....and, what was i doing?'

Theis:'I don't know, man, but i want some of that stuff my mom made last weekwith the cheese.....'

by Justin October 14, 2003

hoosafuj

The substance that accumulates on a unhygenic black womans taint when she wipes back to front on a regular basis.

I went down on the trik, and my tounge ran over some hoosafuj and i put my clothes on and ran out the door screaming "BITCH WASH THAT SHIT!"

by Justin April 14, 2004

cherryfloat

when you f*ck a girl till she bleeds then you blow your load at the same time

after dinner for dessert i hit that shit so hard that we had a cherry float

by justin March 31, 2004

triple bagger

when someones so ugly to have sex with them u would put a bag over your head their head and anyone watching.

guy1: Would u hit it?
guy2: Id triple bag it.

by justin March 27, 2004

wiffle ball

the single greatest backyard, street, and beach game ever created! ever ever

" yo brian wanna go play wiffle ball"
" fuckin yea lets go... Im up first!"

by justin May 11, 2004

flitarded

- Acting silly.
- Having a blonde moment.

1. I didn't get much sleep, so I'm flitarded today.

2. Rayne was acting so flitarded at the party last night.

by Justin March 24, 2005

Zysoclaplem

n. & adv.

A term used to describe someone who is thought to be female, usually due to comments about their boyfriend/s, but is actually a homosexual male.

I find it hilarious that you having been hitting on the original poster, who is not a girl at all, but a zysoclaplem.

by Justin April 13, 2005