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Elisha Cuthbert

The sweetest, prettiest, hottest, greatest person in all of the universe.
by Justin May 9, 2004
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ghoul

Can be used interchangeably with 'cool'

Came around during a long, alcohol induced Halloween party, when it suddenly became hilarious, and stuck.
Person: I'll see you tomorrow man.
You: Ghoul!
by Justin February 7, 2005
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Kahalachan

A guy who wishes he was better than everyone else, but isn't.
"Look at that poser over there, what a kahalachan."
by justin August 1, 2004
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Backyard Bang

See, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man stick his magic stick in the womans shit hole and they begin to have intercourse.
Joe did you fuck sally last night? Yep, sure did, gave that bitch a backyard banging!
by Justin April 1, 2005
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Metal

A movement in music that started in the late 60's with Black Sabbath. Metal is generally classified by a heavy sound and rebellious and/or angry lyrics. Most forms of metal require an incredible musical proficiency. If you don't believe that, pick up a guitar sometime and try to play "Raining Blood" by Slayer.

Metal is the antithesis of mainstream music. It is quite possibly the most technically demanding and misunderstood form of music there is.

Metal's image was severely damaged in the 80's, with poser bands like Poison and Whitesnake claiming to be metal, when they were nothing more than watered down rock. The damage to metal's image continues even to this day, with many people not in the know beliving metal to be men in glittery spandex and poodle hair prancing about on stage singing 'Talk Dirty To Me." If you want an idea of what Metal truly is, take a look and a listen at a band like Slayer.

Some people have the misconception that metal is incoherent and devoid of melody or talent. People who think this obviously haven't listened to Iron Maiden. Generally people with this attitude are morons who listen to U2, so their opinions really don't matter anyway.

And to the guy who said metal is 'like rock, only gay,' Shut up and listen to your Ricky Martin album, you fvcking toolbag.
"That's fucking METAL!!"
by Justin April 4, 2005
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bulkus

Used to describe enormous MASS... accumlated over a short period of time with massive amounts of burgers and force feeding.
Ex. The bulkus - Dylan
by Justin February 16, 2004
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dingle dick

to call someone an idiot or insult their intelligence.
shutup dingle dick, you don't even know what your talking about!
by justin May 13, 2005
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