6 definitions by juice puppy

garbage rash

a nasty rash that occurs when one wipes their ass in the wrong direction, smearing feces on their genitals.

My grandmother would always remind me to wipe from front to back so I wouldn't get the garbage rash.

by juice puppy September 21, 2004

Q:"Did you guys bone down last night?"
A:"Nah, we couldn't do it. My girl's got the scabs."

by juice puppy September 14, 2004

a dope ass name given to the hardest member of a crew.

"Now that Malcom's dead, it looks like I'm being promoted to Juice Puppy status.

by juice puppy September 14, 2004

a universal term used to replace any noun or verb

a)"Gimme the jobah."
b)"I got the jobah from my girl last night."

by juice puppy September 14, 2004

When I gallop, I don't know whether I'm hittin the flap or the pudding.

by juice puppy September 14, 2004

"Darvin's reign as Juice Puppy has finally come to an end...his juice pass has been revoked."

by juice puppy September 16, 2004