joshwua915's definitions

Fundillo

In Mexico and parts of central America, this word is used to describe the booty. Some say ass, behind, butt, gluteus maximums or big cheeks. In Spanish el fundillo es unas nalgas, culo, pompis, or cola.

That girl just showed me that fundillo, I saw red panties.

by joshwua915 November 26, 2014

Textually Addict

A person who is very addicted to texting, tweeting or chatting on a mobile device.

Josh: I just saw your closing bill for this month, and you used 10990 messages and 2013 picture messages.

Priscilla: Its because this is not a smart phone, so I use services thru text.

Josh: You are a textually addict.

by joshwua915 October 21, 2011

Barbero

In Spanish it means a brown-noser, A suck up or a kiss ass.

James: honey, I'm taking out the trash and cleaning for you!

Wife: Good.

James: Hey Steve wanna help me out?

Steve: fool you are such a barbero, trying to kiss her ass for sex.

by joshwua915 September 4, 2014

Coño Carajo

To a person from central America it usually means, Fucken Shit! Or Fucken dammit.

Spanish: Coño carajo, se me olvido apagar los frijoles de la estufa.

English: Fucken Dammit, I forgot to turn off the beans from the stove.

by joshwua915 October 11, 2011

Western Tech

The trade school or technical school in El Paso Texas you should never go to because they rob you, have incompetent teachers, fake awards, and give you cheap tools to work with hands on.

Steve: Hey bro I just graduated from high school, now I’m gonna be somebody when I register at Western Tech.

Rick: Ha good luck with that loser, that school is garbage just like Trump University.

by joshwua915 January 8, 2021

Mojon

A torpedo shaped turd name in Spanish. One of those turds that are large enough to clog the toilet.

Steve: Dude I’m sorry but I just dropped the biggest Mojon in your toilet and won’t go down.

Ramon: You better poke it with some stick and start breaking it down to smaller pieces because I don’t want my toilet clogged.

by joshwua915 April 27, 2022