20 definitions by joshwua915
Josh: I just saw your closing bill for this month, and you used 10990 messages and 2013 picture messages.
Priscilla: Its because this is not a smart phone, so I use services thru text.
Josh: You are a textually addict.
Priscilla: Its because this is not a smart phone, so I use services thru text.
Josh: You are a textually addict.
by joshwua915 October 21, 2011
Ghetto tamale or ghetto tamales are one of the best comfort foods in a prison or a penitentiary. They are a mixture of crushed ramen noodles and crushed chips of any kind soaked in boiling water. It is what most like to eat alone in their cells hidden from their cellys after having an unpleasant jail meal or not enough food. If seen making it by other people around the tank or your celly they are bound to ask you for a piece.
Ingredients:
-1 bag of top ramen plain, no seasoning needed.
-1 bag of chips of your choice offered in a commissary.
-Empty bag of chips or noodles
-Boiling water
-Spork
Instructions:
Get the bagged ramen closed and start crushing the noodles till they are small crumbs or little pieces then open it. Take out the seasoning and save it since that is used to salt the tasteless food offered there, your celly will appreciate that. Get the bags of hips, open it and start crushing them till fine crumbs. Empty the bag of crushed ramen crumbs into the bag of crushed chips then mix it well. Add boiling to hot water, make sure you don’t fill it up with lots of water if not it won’t work just enough water to solidify the contents. Close the bag of chips rolling it into a bundle then roll it inside your blanket for best results. Let it sit there for 20-30 minutes, and enjoy.
Ingredients:
-1 bag of top ramen plain, no seasoning needed.
-1 bag of chips of your choice offered in a commissary.
-Empty bag of chips or noodles
-Boiling water
-Spork
Instructions:
Get the bagged ramen closed and start crushing the noodles till they are small crumbs or little pieces then open it. Take out the seasoning and save it since that is used to salt the tasteless food offered there, your celly will appreciate that. Get the bags of hips, open it and start crushing them till fine crumbs. Empty the bag of crushed ramen crumbs into the bag of crushed chips then mix it well. Add boiling to hot water, make sure you don’t fill it up with lots of water if not it won’t work just enough water to solidify the contents. Close the bag of chips rolling it into a bundle then roll it inside your blanket for best results. Let it sit there for 20-30 minutes, and enjoy.
Celly 1: Yo I’m about to make myself a ghetto tamale since the lunch food had so little food.
Celly 2: You make sure to save the seasoning because the green beans were so tasteless, and tomorrow they serving eggs so it goes good with the eggs.
Celly 3: Yo I’ll trade you a full roll of toilet paper for half of your tamale deal?
Celly 1: Fuck no homie get your own chips and ramen these aren’t cheap here you know.
Celly 2: You make sure to save the seasoning because the green beans were so tasteless, and tomorrow they serving eggs so it goes good with the eggs.
Celly 3: Yo I’ll trade you a full roll of toilet paper for half of your tamale deal?
Celly 1: Fuck no homie get your own chips and ramen these aren’t cheap here you know.
by joshwua915 May 11, 2021
Spanish: Coño carajo, se me olvido apagar los frijoles de la estufa.
English: Fucken Dammit, I forgot to turn off the beans from the stove.
English: Fucken Dammit, I forgot to turn off the beans from the stove.
by joshwua915 October 11, 2011
Steve: Dude I’m sorry but I just dropped the biggest Mojon in your toilet and won’t go down.
Ramon: You better poke it with some stick and start breaking it down to smaller pieces because I don’t want my toilet clogged.
Ramon: You better poke it with some stick and start breaking it down to smaller pieces because I don’t want my toilet clogged.
by joshwua915 April 28, 2022
A smoking pipe made out of foil paper. It’s usually made rolling it into a market or pen, then twisting the top up for the bowl.
Hey bro I have some good kush, you have your pipe with you?
Nah man all I have is my foilie I made this morning since I broke my glass pipe.
Nah man all I have is my foilie I made this morning since I broke my glass pipe.
by joshwua915 June 18, 2017
Going online copying photos claiming they are original, and yours then posting them on social sites to get people to give you likes or comments.
Went on instagram to admire the photo a follower and thought it was original, then I found it on google photos so I commented it was a big NETPIC
by joshwua915 March 15, 2017