jojo's definitions

shoot an oyster

When ya blast a huge fart, along with a hunk o' poo.

Fuck! I gotta go back to the car. I shot an oyster on that last one.

by jojo August 24, 2004

org

to set a function to a specific address

I need to org that ho cake.

by jojo January 5, 2005

wheeple

To whine, in front of people. In pursuit of sympathy.

His life is so hard, he just likes to wheeple.

Quit wheepling you fugly smacktard.

by JoJo July 20, 2004

Sniper Wolf

Popular character in the Playstation game, Metal Gear Solid (mostly due to her sweet sweet rack). A member of the FOXHOUND squadron and expert sniper. Born in the middle East, she was later taken to America by big boss. She is killed by solid snake during a terrorist takeover of a nuclear disposal facility.

Does anybody know the code to see Sniper Wolf naked?

by jojo December 23, 2004

Washburn

Washburn

washburn.........A women who likes a clean beaver. And mows the lawn so vigorously it creates friction....

Boy she really knows how to Washburn a women....

Boy can she really eat beaver look at her mow that lawn.

by Jojo January 25, 2004

Zurcher

Arkansas Alderman who was removed from duty on massive pot possession charges, in addition to wasting the time of a city council by making desperate pleas for them to put out a release saying the city condemned oil drilling in Alaska. Used in the Northwest Arkansas area as a term for weirdo potheads.

Look at that fucking Zurcher, gahh..

by jojo August 14, 2003

britney spears

a talentless no good piece of crap. God knows how this chick got famous, she cant sing and her songs suck. Her personality is stupid , she acts like a little girl or a ditz half the time. Whats the fuss over her? She isnt even that attractive. Girls in my town are far better lookin than her. Her tits sag, she has a unnatractive face ( always has ) go check out the mickey mouse club from her younger years, she was a ugly little girl even then, she looks like a average chick at best, you guys are just fools because you see her when shes all made up or in a airbrushed photo. Check out the second pic on this site with no make up job or airbrushing, THE REAL PHOTO snapped when she wasnt looking or all done up. - thats what she really looks like. CRAP. I dont know why dudes make fuss over her, i wouldnt do her. I am sick of hearing about her and her exploits and publicity stunts, I wish she would just go away FOREVER. I like talented musicians not crap like her.

Britney Spears cant sing and she dont look that hot either, Take a hike Britney. The world would be better off without your whiney crap and terrible singing.

by JOJO February 27, 2005