jevanyn's definitions

Twaiku

1. The practice of tweeting in haiku
2. Any such tweet

Japanese poem
Hundred forty letters, tops.
This is a twaiku

by jevanyn September 8, 2010

memetard

Unable to communicate anything other than memes.

Memetard: In Soviet Russia, cheezburger wants you!
Response: Don't be such a memetard.

by jevanyn August 6, 2009

basement farmer

Someone who grows their own weed, usually indoors.

#1: Dudeness, this weed is the bomb.
#2: It's nice to be a basement farmer.
#1: I'm in ur basement smokin ur weed.

by jevanyn January 13, 2010

bed gravity

An irresistible force that draws you back to bed, or toward any mattress, couch, or other soft horizontal surface. Usually stronger when one or more persons are already on said furnature.

Mom: Time to get up for school!
Son: Must! Fight! Bed gravity! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by jevanyn May 13, 2011

Halo zone

Area around a police cruiser where everyone behaves like a little angel. Unrelated to the computer game of the same name.

Passenger: Dude, why is everyone going so slow?
Driver: There's a five-oh up there, we're stuck in the halo zone.

by jevanyn December 12, 2009

letter snot

This is what you get when you try to type in fancy characters like É or ó, and you get garbage instead. From the expression "letters not (what they should be)".

Called mojibake ("character change") in Japanese, krakozyabry ("childish scribbles") in Russian, and Buchstabensalat ("character salad") in German, among others.

The page was supposed to have Chinese on it, but all I saw as letter snot.

by jevanyn October 14, 2009

sister car

When somebody on your block has the same exact car as you, including paint color

I thought somebody had stolen my car and parked it up the block, but it was a sister car

by jevanyn July 5, 2018