jevanyn's definitions

Twaiku

1. The practice of tweeting in haiku
2. Any such tweet

Japanese poem
Hundred forty letters, tops.
This is a twaiku

by jevanyn September 8, 2010

basement farmer

Someone who grows their own weed, usually indoors.

#1: Dudeness, this weed is the bomb.
#2: It's nice to be a basement farmer.
#1: I'm in ur basement smokin ur weed.

by jevanyn January 13, 2010

memetard

Unable to communicate anything other than memes.

Memetard: In Soviet Russia, cheezburger wants you!
Response: Don't be such a memetard.

by jevanyn August 6, 2009

sister car

When somebody on your block has the same exact car as you, including paint color

I thought somebody had stolen my car and parked it up the block, but it was a sister car

by jevanyn July 5, 2018

bed gravity

An irresistible force that draws you back to bed, or toward any mattress, couch, or other soft horizontal surface. Usually stronger when one or more persons are already on said furnature.

Mom: Time to get up for school!
Son: Must! Fight! Bed gravity! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by jevanyn May 13, 2011

ninjinuity

A synonym for computer hacking. A portmanteau of "ninja" and "ingenuity". The opposite of percussive maintenance.

From the XKCD blag: Over the next few days, we try pinning packages back to the Hardy version and downgrading. There are conflicts all over and lots of ninjinuity is required.

by jevanyn May 1, 2009

Halo zone

Area around a police cruiser where everyone behaves like a little angel. Unrelated to the computer game of the same name.

Passenger: Dude, why is everyone going so slow?
Driver: There's a five-oh up there, we're stuck in the halo zone.

by jevanyn December 12, 2009