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by jevanyn September 8, 2010
Get the Twaiku mug.An irresistible force that draws you back to bed, or toward any mattress, couch, or other soft horizontal surface. Usually stronger when one or more persons are already on said furnature.
by jevanyn May 13, 2011
Get the bed gravity mug.by jevanyn July 14, 2010
Get the acrotwins mug.A synonym for computer hacking. A portmanteau of "ninja" and "ingenuity". The opposite of percussive maintenance.
From the XKCD blag: Over the next few days, we try pinning packages back to the Hardy version and downgrading. There are conflicts all over and lots of ninjinuity is required.
by jevanyn May 1, 2009
Get the ninjinuity mug.Dude 1: The drummer is teh awesome!
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.
by jevanyn November 14, 2011
Get the keith richards diet plan mug.Short/txt for "not to be too technical". Used either sincerely, as an apology for a long geeky explanation, or sarcastically when an apology is deliberately non-techie.
Able: I lost all my bookmarks when my phone updated itself.
Baker: (long, techie explanation of how to restore the bookmarks file)
Baker: N2B2T
Able: NP I can do that THX
Baker: (long, techie explanation of how to restore the bookmarks file)
Baker: N2B2T
Able: NP I can do that THX
by jevanyn April 14, 2011
Get the N2B2T mug.To use one's own product or service. Originally applied to software companies using their own software in-house, the meaning can extend to any situation that might impose some burden on customers, clientele, constituency, co-workers, etc.
Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) proposed an amendment requiring members of Congress and their staffs to buy health insurance on the exchanges they are setting up, forcing lawmakers to get insurance the same way some of their constituents will. In some circles, this is known as "eating your own dog food."
-- from electoral-vote.com, 14 Oct 2009
A (historical) example of -not- eating your own dog food would be Microsoft developers using IBM's OS/2 operating system while developing Windows software because it was more stable than their own operating system (Windows 3.1 and Windows 95 at the time).
-- from electoral-vote.com, 14 Oct 2009
A (historical) example of -not- eating your own dog food would be Microsoft developers using IBM's OS/2 operating system while developing Windows software because it was more stable than their own operating system (Windows 3.1 and Windows 95 at the time).
by jevanyn October 14, 2009
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