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adjective: tending to express one's point of view, esp. political, when it is not desired or appropriate.
Honey, I know you got into an argument about gay marriage the last time we had dinner with the Hendersons. I'd appreciate it if you weren't so assholitical this evening, mkay?
by jevanyn August 28, 2009
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Get the defridgerate mug.A style of speech, intended to identify one as (over) educated, literate, erudite. Tends to make one sound like a snob. Includes use of words like "shall", "whom", "endeavor" instead of "try", "ergo" instead of "therefore", spelling out "et cetera" instead of using "etc.", etc.
Normal: I will see you later.
Elite speak: I shall see you later.
Normal: I've been sick lately.
Elite speak: I've not felt well of late.
Elite speak: I shall see you later.
Normal: I've been sick lately.
Elite speak: I've not felt well of late.
by jevanyn April 1, 2010
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Get the broken typewriter mug.The act of relocating a business process or department to a less expensive part of the country. Similar to off-shoring, except that the job doesn't leave the country.
A typical example of onshoring is: tech support jobs being consolidated in Tennessee, where they can pay people half as much as before.
by jevanyn August 20, 2010
Get the onshoring mug.1. A guy who joins a gym but doesn't like to do anything outdoors.
2. Someone into an indoor sport like bowling or darts.
3. A guy who says he's an athlete to impress women, but they're so skinny/pale you know they never go outside.
4. A wanker.
2. Someone into an indoor sport like bowling or darts.
3. A guy who says he's an athlete to impress women, but they're so skinny/pale you know they never go outside.
4. A wanker.
(Def 2) I blew out my knee playing basketball, now I'm an indoor sportsman.
(Def 3 and 4)
Guy 1: So I was talking up this girl, right, she was checking out my biceps ...
Guy 2: What, who, you? The indoor sportsman? Did you show her your "trophy"?
(Def 3 and 4)
Guy 1: So I was talking up this girl, right, she was checking out my biceps ...
Guy 2: What, who, you? The indoor sportsman? Did you show her your "trophy"?
by jevanyn January 4, 2010
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2: What you mean, green? it's organic and shit?
1: Nah, green as in weed, yo.
2: Yo, hook me up with that.
2: What you mean, green? it's organic and shit?
1: Nah, green as in weed, yo.
2: Yo, hook me up with that.
by jevanyn January 25, 2010
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