Definitions by jevanyn
keith richards diet plan
Dude 1: The drummer is teh awesome!
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.
keith richards diet plan by jevanyn November 14, 2011
farmer jones
an urge or compulsion to play FarmVille or other game with a farming game mechanic.
Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.
Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.
Abel: I need to get into Plants vs. Zombies and water my plants.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.
farmer jones by jevanyn May 17, 2011
bed gravity
An irresistible force that draws you back to bed, or toward any mattress, couch, or other soft horizontal surface. Usually stronger when one or more persons are already on said furnature.
bed gravity by jevanyn May 13, 2011
N2B2T
Short/txt for "not to be too technical". Used either sincerely, as an apology for a long geeky explanation, or sarcastically when an apology is deliberately non-techie.
Able: I lost all my bookmarks when my phone updated itself.
Baker: (long, techie explanation of how to restore the bookmarks file)
Baker: N2B2T
Able: NP I can do that THX
Baker: (long, techie explanation of how to restore the bookmarks file)
Baker: N2B2T
Able: NP I can do that THX
on dead
Cell phones step down to a low-power mode automatically, thus "on low". When they turn themselves off, they are now "on dead".
Can you plug in my phone?
Is it on low?
No, it's on dead.
Can you plug in my phone?
Is it on low?
No, it's on dead.
blubber hugger
Activist/environmentalist, specifically who acts against whale hunting. From "tree hugger", but for whales.
blubber hugger by jevanyn March 4, 2011