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In modern internet vernacular, a generic all-purpose phrase that roughly equates to "duh," and can be used in a variety of situations to indicate stupidity.
Person #1: That horrible website somethingawful.com stole my intellectual property by taking pictures that I had on MY WEBSITE and manipulating them in offensive ways with Photoshop! I shall send them a legal threat posthaste!
Person #2: (summarizing Person #1's statement for others) HURF-DURF INTERNET LAWSUIT
Person #2: (summarizing Person #1's statement for others) HURF-DURF INTERNET LAWSUIT
by Jett November 14, 2006
Get the hurf-durf mug.A thing that humens have to fight for. The preferred method of fighting for freedome is not to go no where. Other techniques include throwing granaid, barking necks, shoting people with the torret gun, and ducking bullets and rackets.
"Dad humens have to fight for freedome!" Henry Freeman said and didnt go no where neither. -- squirrelking, "Half-Life Full-life Consequences: Free Man"
by Jett September 23, 2009
Get the freedome mug.1. (n.) The capacity of a person to handle or absorb aggravation, i.e. "shit." The implication is that when the "shitfuse" runs out, that will be when the proverbial shit hits the fan.
2. (v.) To become strongly adhered to a sitting surface, usually due to extreme laziness.
2. (v.) To become strongly adhered to a sitting surface, usually due to extreme laziness.
I'm going to go shitfuse myself to the couch and watch anime until Mom comes home and starts that whole "now that you're 37 I really think you should start looking for a job" bullshit again. Man, that's really starting to burn down my shitfuse.
by Jett February 7, 2005
Get the shitfuse mug.by Jett September 21, 2003
Get the jim beam mug.A made-up age group, ranging from about 8 to early teens, used by parents to justify why they are allowing their prepubescent daughters to dress and behave like sluts.
*: "Why is your nine-year-old wearing a midriff top, low-rise jeans, and eight pounds of eyeshadow and lipstick?"
Girl's mother: (taking a long drink of boxed wine and shrugging) "Why not? She's a tween!"
*: "She also has a tramp stamp."
Girl's mother: "I believe I just said she was a tween."
*: "I think she's sexting a college student."
Girl's mother: "TWEEN!"
Girl's mother: (taking a long drink of boxed wine and shrugging) "Why not? She's a tween!"
*: "She also has a tramp stamp."
Girl's mother: "I believe I just said she was a tween."
*: "I think she's sexting a college student."
Girl's mother: "TWEEN!"
by Jett April 16, 2010
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