5 definitions by jesus fuck shit

croissant

1)where a woman lies in the fetal position and then male fucks her
2)a hairy french girl,jizzing on top of a crissant in which she eats at a later time

She layed there looking like a croissant while her boyfriend fucked her for 3 minutes.

by jesus fuck shit July 31, 2006

rodney king

when four males in cop uniforms beat a black chick with dildos then cum in her face

we rodney king the bitch.

by jesus fuck shit July 31, 2006

O j simpson

when you use the argument that the condom doesnt fit,so you can get a raw fuck,always leave the condom by the bed

bob took a viagra and told sally the condom didnt fit,a classic o j simpson defence to where he didnt have to wear a condom

by jesus fuck shit July 31, 2006

hagus

you fuck a girl in the ass then cum in her ass then spoon out the cum and feed it to her

that hagus was delicious,thats some good hagus

by jesus fuck shit July 31, 2006

thanksgiving

when you stuff a turkey in a womans vagina then fuck the turkey

after we thanksgiving martha we eat the turkey,stuffing and all.

by jesus fuck shit July 31, 2006