jesus's definitions

poon

adj. Different useage of the word pwn.

When I go to play Couter-Strike with my hacks on, I poon noobs.

by JESUS April 14, 2005

Penis

that thing i please various women with

"i please many women last night with my penis"

by jesus August 17, 2003

rasich

1. Closet homosexual who could get laid by almost any female were it not for his strong desire for male genitalia in his trachea.

2. Queer Nazi.

3. Complex sexual manuever involving a gay and homosexual man.

Stop being a Rasich!

That's so Rasich, you fag.

Mom...Dad...I think I'm a Rasich.

by Jesus April 16, 2005

MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for cock cause her to be desirable.

I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

The James Hock

Used to be my chem teacher, now sold out and teaches physics to scrubs. left me with the fucking hampster/teddy rosevelt. fucking cock tease

I love the sherrif

by Jesus September 21, 2003

CAWG

An acronym that stands for Cackling Aloud With Gusto

After John tripped and landed in the deep fryer we were all CAWG

by Jesus September 17, 2003

Black_Raven

Age 15 as of October 14 2003 he has been spotted on AIM disguised as EpitaphPunk117 he is sotted often on irc on chatspike he is quite funny but extremley dangerouse however he cant spell but is handsome

<Black_Raven> theres a good chance i will be seeing boobs friday
*cab86 bows

by Jesus December 12, 2003