jesus's definitions

conversation

The act of verbal communication between two or more humans/monkeys.

Joe: What are you doing fagon?
Mitch: I'm doing your mum

by Jesus April 10, 2004

waffles

a bastardization of roofles, which is a bastardization of rofl, which means rolling on floor laughing

yar har har, keke. the waffles taste good with those keekleberries.

or

Not knowing what a zerg rush is made me waffles

by jesus December 7, 2003

Mamma Newstead

Daughter of Jesus Christ, Sister of Jesus Boy, mamma is married to Jason Newstead, Mamma is a talking pile of ashes because her and Jesus boy were twins (they are crosses) and Dagoth Ur burned her with his hand of fire, and both of them burned, sadly...Jesus boy never turned to ashes and is still burning this day.
Can also be used as an insult.

Hey shut up!..Mamma Newstead!

by Jesus February 23, 2004

Despingate

To rip the cock off anything, therefore rendering it completly and utterly useless.(Everything has a cock in one way shape or form)

While smoking a blunt: Oh shit man, I left for a minute and you despingated that blunt already!

by jesus March 25, 2003

Kanadaz Most Wanted

Steve Grenier is Kanadaz most wanted person. Everyone wants to be him.

Damn that nigga Steve Grenier is dope. He is Kanadaz Most Wanted

by Jesus January 1, 2005

care

Something i do.

oh mate, well care

by Jesus March 22, 2004

Fattis

Super Long Shlong

OMG! Look at that Fattis!

by Jesus June 27, 2003