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bench monkey

someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad
by Jesus January 13, 2004
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Dtest

A wanna be gangsta who acts like he dont give a shit from north east england. Thinks he has got props all over the world and yet everyone takes the piss behind his back. wank jimmy cap wigga wanksta
Ayo, its me D'test, ive got stretch marks on my chest and im better than the rest.
by Jesus March 7, 2003
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rasich

Closet homosexual who could get laid by almost any female were it not for his strong desire for male genitalia in his trachea.
Stop being a Rasich!

That's so Rasich, you fag.

Mom...Dad...I think I'm a Rasich. sad
by Jesus April 15, 2005
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lesploitation

Using lesbian relationships as an exploitation for money or fame.
The preformers T.A.T.U are totally using lesploitation for album sales.
by Jesus August 20, 2003
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your my boy bobby!

Saying usually hered to anoy some one name ,well Bobby, has be hered comming fomr the mouth of Brian, and is usually retaliated with a " ahhh shut up!", or a slick, "one of these days your gonna get it!"
Bobby is a man who can not take a joke
1)Brian says,"Your my Boy Bobby!",
Bobby replys,"Reeeal funny,real funy guys"
2)
Brian Says,Your my boy bobby!", and Bobby replys with"AHHHH shut up(in a real slow tone)!"
This saying in the first place isnot ment to offend him,but he always takes it that way.
by Jesus April 15, 2004
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50 cent

A total wuss who ran away after being bottled at the Reading festival.
Look there's 50 cent ha ha ha ha
by Jesus May 13, 2005
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pawnd

A stupid variation of the word pwned, coined by h4x0rs mainly spending their lives on a chat/file sharing program called KDX.

A worthless term.
Me: Holy Jesus Christ, Rebecca is fucking FAT.
h4x0r: PAWND!
by Jesus September 27, 2004
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