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rump rangers

Gay guys that go around looking for male ass.
by Jesus June 6, 2003
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Lost In Translation

An incredibly written and directed movie with brilliant acting that, unfortunately, some Philistines can't appreciate.
Lost In Translation is one of the most moving films ever made.
by Jesus March 24, 2004
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was he once a man

1:A boy being confused over the life of Yoda fomr starwars.
2:Fool
3:Mannette
Watching starwars,and whats this, Yoda comes strolling his little green ass across the screen,Mannette:"Was he once a man?", me and my other friend.......AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAx10.
by Jesus April 18, 2004
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bench monkey

someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad
by Jesus January 13, 2004
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Dtest

A wanna be gangsta who acts like he dont give a shit from north east england. Thinks he has got props all over the world and yet everyone takes the piss behind his back. wank jimmy cap wigga wanksta
Ayo, its me D'test, ive got stretch marks on my chest and im better than the rest.
by Jesus March 7, 2003
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Thief in the dark

The ability to steal something without someone noticing.
by Jesus March 20, 2005
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Grapefruiting

v., n.
When a female, during fellatio, takes the male's testicles into her mouth, allowing him to ejaculate in her hair.
Yeah, I gave that girl quite the grapefruiting.

She was grapefruiting me, and, well, I got flaccid.

She couldn't get it out of her hair for a week after that grapefruiting.
by Jesus June 18, 2004
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