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SpikeTV

A television network whose only good shows are reruns of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. A television network that prides itself on sexism and idiocy.
SpikeTV claims that it is cool because it's letting a monkey run its television network during Super Bowl weekend. That's been done already in the real world - we have a monkey running this country right now, his name is George Bush.
by jesster79 February 2, 2006
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Ray Nagin

1. The mayor of New Orleans.
2. The man who showed the world that George Bush was full of it following hurricane Katrina.
3. The Democratic version of Pat Robertson.
Pat Roberston, meet Ray Nagin. This is the guy who said that Katrina was the result of God being mad at us.
by jesster79 January 19, 2006
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Antipresident

Much like an antipope, this is a man who has made an improper claim to the Preisdency of the United States.

The current occupant of the White House.
George W. Bush is the Antipresident.
by jesster79 February 13, 2006
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Whorehouse

by jesster79 January 23, 2005
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emperor

A ruler of an Empire.
by jesster79 March 5, 2005
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traitor

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court. (United States Constitution)

An actual traitor would have to meet the conditions set above in order to be charged or convicted.
Every right-wing ass claims on a regular basis that anyone who disagrees with golden boy Georgie or other Republicans is a traitor. These people should take the time to actually read the United States Constitution.
by jesster79 March 2, 2005
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Hunter safety

1. Acting in a safe manner while hunting that ensures that everyone returns home safely and uninjured.

2. Something that Dick Cheney does not practice while hunting.

3. Standing directly behind the Vice President when the Vice President is armed.

4. Assuming that elected officials have no idea how to have safe hunts in which everyone comes home.
Dick Cheney did not practice Hunter safety, and he's lucky the guy he shot was only injured.
by jesster79 February 23, 2006
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