jesster79's definitions

Antipresident

Much like an antipope, this is a man who has made an improper claim to the Preisdency of the United States.

The current occupant of the White House.

George W. Bush is the Antipresident.

by jesster79 February 13, 2006

Whorehouse

What George W. Bush has turned the White House into.

See also: Republicans

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

thug

1. People that use violence and behave poorly towards other people.
2. Another description of the average Republican.
3. George W. Bush.

The word thug is an entierly accurate description of most Republicans, especially Bush and his friends.

by jesster79 April 18, 2006

keppra

A medication that is prescribed to keep people from having seizures. Side effects include being tired and having a very low asshole tolerance.

Ever since Bob's doctor prescribed him keppra his asshole tolerance has been very low.

by jesster79 November 28, 2021

Chimpanzee

A common name for two aniamal species in the genus Pan. An animal that is very closely related to human beings.

A human being that looks, acts, or thinks like a chimpanzee.

See also, Bush, George W.

The current occupant of the White House is a Chimpanzee.

by jesster79 February 16, 2006

Miss Demeanor

What my cat has been lately. A female cat who commits multiple misdeeds.

These include hanging on screen doors, using good furniture as scratching posts, climbing on things she's not supposed to, and so on.

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

Harry Whittington

A 78 year old lawyer from Texas who was shot by Vice President Dick Cheney on February 11, 2006 while the two were out hunting for quail.

Harry Whittington is living proof that Dick Cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, and that Cheney has no idea what hunter safety is all about.

by jesster79 February 24, 2006