jesster79's definitions

Angela Merkel

1. The current chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany.

2. A woman who was the victim of an unwelcome massage at the hands of a U.S. President.

The Groper in Chief, George W. Bush, recently snuck up behind Angela Merkel and gave her an unwelcome massage.

by jesster79 July 20, 2006

Armstrong Williams

A right wing talk show host who spouted propaganda from the Bush administration on the No Child Left Behind act after being paid $240,000 of taxpayer money by the administration. A Bush lapdog.

Bush provides a script, and he just reads it during his show.

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

hunting accident

1. An injury or fatality that occurs during the course of hunting. These may be caused by falls, exposure to the elements, or shooting by gun or arrow.

2. A good reason not to go hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney.

3. If a person must, the best way to avoid such an incident is to stand either behind or right next to the Vice President at all times while Cheney is armed.

Going hunting with Dick Cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, as Harry Whittington found out.

by jesster79 February 24, 2006

Bushwhacked

The state of the planet after five years of the current occupant of the White House being in power. This state includes a damaged enviornment, a country that cares only for the wealthy special interestes, and where the Constitution is used to wipe the President's ass. It also includes a disastous war in Iraq, corpses piling up in the streets of New Orleans because our bastard of a President couldn't be bothered to do his duty, and a generally worsening quality of life throughout the world.

Man, ever since President Bush took office, the whole world has been Bushwhacked.

by jesster79 March 13, 2006

Patient Zero

In work or educational organizations the first person in the organization with a contagious disease who winds up infecting over half of his or her colleagues.

With this year’s office cold, Sammy was patient zero.

by jesster79 January 9, 2020

republican nazi

A member of the American Republican Party who acts like the Nazis of Germany during the 1930s and 1940s. A person who seeks to overthrow our democracy here at home and replace it with a dicatorship similar to the one that Adolf Hitler installed in Germany many years ago.

George W. Bush is a perfect example of a Republican Nazi

by jesster79 December 2, 2005

George Putsch

A term that has the first name of the current occupant of the White House, along with the method he used to seize power. An accurante description of George Bush.

George Putsch stole the election, and thus is an illegitimate President.

by jesster79 February 9, 2006