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A person who is so off putting due to the way he or she acts, and at the same time makes the most incredible mistakes. This type of person either denies his or her mistakes, or is proud of them.
by jesster79 February 11, 2005
Get the dumb fuckermug. An American actor best known for playing Cosmo Kramer on Seinfeld, who later became infamous for a racist, obscenity laden tirade in November of 2006 while performing at the Laugh Factory.
Michael Richards took his place alongside Mel Gibson and George Allen as guys whose mouths are bigger than their brains.
by jesster79 November 23, 2006
Get the Michael Richardsmug. A prescription drug used for erectile disfunction disorder. According to the commercials it gives a man a strong lasting errection.
In the rare event that you have a four hour long hardon - despite the urge to milk it for all it's worth - you should seek immediate medical attention.
by jesster79 March 1, 2005
Get the levitramug. An agency that is supposed to help out during emergencies, such as national disasters. An agency that fell flat on its face following Hurricane Katrina.
The Federal Emergency Management Agency went straight to hell under Bush's watch as he turned it back into a political job factory for his cronies.
by jesster79 September 27, 2005
Get the Federal Emergency Management Agencymug. 1. A leader of a nation who sneaks up behind female world leaders and suprises them with unsolicited and inappropriate massages.
2. Specifically, George W. Bush.
2. Specifically, George W. Bush.
George W. Bush earned the title Groper in Chief when he snuck up behind German Chancellor Angela Merkel and grabbed her shoulders.
by jesster79 July 19, 2006
Get the Groper in Chiefmug. The new uniform of the Republican party. Wearers of this uniform tend to also be jack boot wearing thugs.
Brown shirt Republicans are a collection of goons who cannot stand things like civil rights. These people tend to think that they are better and holier than everyone else.
by jesster79 March 14, 2005
Get the brown shirtmug. A man who has a disturbing number of similarities to Adolf Hitler early in his rise to power in Germany.
Like Hitler, Bush failed at everything he did before going into politics.
Like Hitler, Bush promised unity right after his appointments to the executive office.
Bush worked to create enemies so that he could consolidate his power. These enemies include "terrorists" and liberals. This is like what Hitler did when he came to power.
Bush also courts the right wing Christians much like Hitler did.
Like Hitler, Bush has made it very difficult for people to dissent from his policies. Protestors are shunted off to their own little area.
Bush loves photo ops that feature him standing in front of our troops saying he cares about them, despite the fact that Rumsfeld has pissed and crapped all over them.
Bush has been working to take away the protections that the working man and woman have enjoyed. He has made it very easy for his corporate friends to send labor to India and Asia and pay only a couple pennies per hour to these people.
So in summary, George W. Bush may be an Adolf Hitler in training.
See also Nazi
See also Adolf Hitler
Like Hitler, Bush promised unity right after his appointments to the executive office.
Bush worked to create enemies so that he could consolidate his power. These enemies include "terrorists" and liberals. This is like what Hitler did when he came to power.
Bush also courts the right wing Christians much like Hitler did.
Like Hitler, Bush has made it very difficult for people to dissent from his policies. Protestors are shunted off to their own little area.
Bush loves photo ops that feature him standing in front of our troops saying he cares about them, despite the fact that Rumsfeld has pissed and crapped all over them.
Bush has been working to take away the protections that the working man and woman have enjoyed. He has made it very easy for his corporate friends to send labor to India and Asia and pay only a couple pennies per hour to these people.
So in summary, George W. Bush may be an Adolf Hitler in training.
See also Nazi
See also Adolf Hitler
by jesster79 January 23, 2005
Get the George W. Bushmug.