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Former fertilizer saleman who lived in the El Paso, Texas area. On a bet, he created the worst film ever made - Manos the Hands of Fate. Also probably created the film to fulfill lifetime fantasy of seeing women in sheer nightgowns wrestle in the desert. Gave us such memorable charachters as Torgo and The Master.
by jesster79 March 6, 2004
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George W. Bush took the budget and flushed it down the toilet. We had a surplus when we came in, now we have record deficets.
by jesster79 March 1, 2005
Get the government surplus mug.A truly God Awful film. One of the worst films ever made. Made by fertilizer salesman Hal Warren on a bet that he could make a sucessful horror film.
Using $19,000, an old spring wound camera, made an unwatchable film. A film where Warren showed how amature his film was when he forgot to put the opening credits in.
A film where a man played by Warren, his wife, and his daughter stop at the inn of "The Master." The family meets Torgo and settle in for a night of horror. A featured part of the film is Warren's personal fantasy where women in translucent robes wrestle in the night. Disturbing in that the little girl becomes a wife of "The Master."
Using $19,000, an old spring wound camera, made an unwatchable film. A film where Warren showed how amature his film was when he forgot to put the opening credits in.
A film where a man played by Warren, his wife, and his daughter stop at the inn of "The Master." The family meets Torgo and settle in for a night of horror. A featured part of the film is Warren's personal fantasy where women in translucent robes wrestle in the night. Disturbing in that the little girl becomes a wife of "The Master."
by jesster79 January 23, 2005
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