jesster79's definitions

Michael Richards

An American actor best known for playing Cosmo Kramer on Seinfeld, who later became infamous for a racist, obscenity laden tirade in November of 2006 while performing at the Laugh Factory.

Michael Richards took his place alongside Mel Gibson and George Allen as guys whose mouths are bigger than their brains.

by jesster79 November 23, 2006

drug addict

1. Someone who is physically dependant on chemical substances.

2. A nickname for Rush Limbaugh or George W. Bush

Rush Limbaugh, George W. Bush, Noel Bush are members of this select group.

See also: druggie

by jesster79 March 3, 2005

walking cluster fuck

1. A particularly bad cluster fuck.
2. An apt description of the current President of the United States and his administration, which has screwed up everything over the past five years.

George Bush is one bad walking cluster fuck.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006

Republican diplomat

A Republican who has ran out of ammunition.

See also George W. Bush

by jesster79 January 14, 2005

Judas W. Bush

1. The ultimate betrayer of the American people.
2. See also: Bush, George W.
3. See also: Antichrist

Judas W. Bush is the Antichrist who has betrayed all of us.

by jesster79 March 5, 2006

fuck up

Pretty much an accurate description of the Presidency of George W. Bush.

The economy, No Child Left Behind, the Iraq war, the budget, and the tax cuts are all example of Bush's numerous fuck ups.

by jesster79 January 24, 2005

Bushware

A particularly bad type of spyware that makes secret copies of everything on your hard drive, fries that same hard drive, and sells it to the highest bidder - including terrorist groups and countries known to support terrorism. If this type of spyware is discovered, it fights all attempts to remove it by repeating the words "national security" or getting Bill O'Rielly to attack those trying to remove Bushware from infected computers. Software that behaves exactly as George W. Bush does.

It's bad news if your computer has a copy of Bushware. Especially if it's Bushware 2.0.

by jesster79 March 5, 2006