jesster79's definitions

drug addict

1. Someone who is physically dependant on chemical substances.

2. A nickname for Rush Limbaugh or George W. Bush

Rush Limbaugh, George W. Bush, Noel Bush are members of this select group.

See also: druggie

by jesster79 March 3, 2005

dumb fuck

1. A person is so incredibly stupid that it is not even funny any more.
2. The current occupant of the White House.

George Bush is a class A dumb fuck

by jesster79 January 18, 2006

Führer

1. A German word meaning guide or leader that has fallen out of poularity since World War II.

2. A leader who is an insane monster who causes so much misery and suffering in the world.

Both George W. Bush and Adolf Hitler are prime examples of what a Führer is.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006

Michael Brown

The former head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Proof that kissing ass and being well connected are the only requirements for high level jobs in the George W. Bush administration. This person had no prior emergency management experience. The most incompetent Federal response to a crisis ever took place on this clown's watch. A contributing factor to so much death and destruction that it is sickening. A person who fell on his sword to protect our worthless President.

Michael Brown was employed by the International Arabian Horse Association or some such, and he was forced to resign from that job too.

by jesster79 September 27, 2005

bullshit master

Someone who is such a fountain of bullshit that they become a master of the art of spewing that stuff around.

Our monkey boy President George W. Bush is the foremost bullshit master alive today.

by jesster79 March 13, 2005

druggie

A person who does a copious amount of drugs. These drugs can either be legal or illegal. Because of Republicans a druggie is someone who is;
1. A person needing medical help if the person is rich, white, and Republican.
2. A low life criminal if the person is anything other than the type druggie described above.

See also;
Rush Limbaugh
George W. Bush
Cokehead

by jesster79 February 28, 2005

Dennis Hastert

1. A man who thought it was more important for Republicans to win in Florida than it was to protect underage Congressional Pages from being preyed upon by former Rep. Mark Foley.

2. A man who puts his own party ahead of his country.

3. A man who is an enabler.

Dennis Hastert did nothing when people came to him expressing concerns about Mark Foley sending inappropriate emails to Congressional Pages.

by jesster79 October 8, 2006