152 definitions by jesster79

Love Attack

1. A chimpanzee giving a female world leader an unwanted massage.

George W. Bush gave Angela Merkel a Love Attack

by jesster79 July 26, 2006

Bushware

A particularly bad type of spyware that makes secret copies of everything on your hard drive, fries that same hard drive, and sells it to the highest bidder - including terrorist groups and countries known to support terrorism. If this type of spyware is discovered, it fights all attempts to remove it by repeating the words "national security" or getting Bill O'Rielly to attack those trying to remove Bushware from infected computers. Software that behaves exactly as George W. Bush does.

It's bad news if your computer has a copy of Bushware. Especially if it's Bushware 2.0.

by jesster79 March 5, 2006

Texas

A state that has given us people who have caused so much misery and death that it's not even funny.

A state that if it fell into the ocean tommorrow there would be a shout of joy throughout the world even louder than the the one heard at the end of World War II.

A state who if World War III starts will be able to say that the people responsible for starting the war from their state.

A state where if bullshit was snow it'd be buried in about 30 or 40 feet of it throughout the state.

Texas has given us the likes of George W. Bush and Tom DeLay. People of Texas probably feel proud that their "native sons" have caused so much misery and death through out the world.

by jesster79 February 9, 2006

monkey boy

The current occupant of the White House.

George W. Bush thinks, acts, and looks like a monkey. Therefore he is a monkey boy.

by jesster79 March 5, 2005

Judas Booth

A pseudonym used by an author who wishes to disassociate him or herself from a written work. The pseudonym is a combination of Judas Iscariot and John Wilkes Booth.

See also Alan Smithee.

David Lynch was so pissed off about the extended edition he had the screenplay credit changed to Judas Booth

by jesster79 May 26, 2018