jerryblank's definitions

strangers with candy

Funniest show to come out on comedy central. Staring Jerry Blank a middle-age women who goes back to highschool in an effort to finally graduate.Best watched when drunk.

Pass me that 40 and pop Strangers with candy in the dvd player.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

Verizon

I rather use tin can phones then use their service. They have a dozen monkeys and a turtle in charge of their billing and thousands of towel heads working in customer service.

Friend-"Dude how'd you get that much money back"
Me-"Shh, because a dozen monkeys and a turtle are incharge of their billing."

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

beater van

Piece of shit vans used mainly by schools with no money. They are older the the kids that ride them and have 250 meters of duct tape inside and out that hold the van together.

Me and my friend were riding in a beater van and I almost fell through the duct taped floor.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005

sparks

New energy drink that contains 6% alcohol and the can itself looks like a battery. Add vodka a make a concoction called battery acid.

Screw that red bullshit, get sparks and have a good time.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

car bar

When you drink in the car on your way to the club.

Car barring is the way to go because you save money and your tipsy by the time you get to the club.

by jerryblank June 11, 2005

Blair witch project

Greatest horror movie to come out in the past decade. About three student film makers who disapear in the woods near Burkittesville, Maryland. Their have been reports of people having heart attacks and people leaving the theatre in the middle of the movie.

Best watched at night before you go camping.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005

liquid cocaine

Shot that consists of 151,jagermeister, and goldschlager.

My freind Kevin had a shot and instantly spit it up and peed himself.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005