jerryblank's definitions

Dell

Worst computer know to man. After a day of use they start making weird noises and randomly just shut off. Their freaking cd/dvd rom drives sould like freaking Harley Davidson motorcycles. God forbid you have a problem and try to call their customer service number, you better have a day off and a lot of patience. I've never been so pissed off that day when i talked to Abu for a hour and listened to an automated operator for another two hours. Dell lost the only good thing they had when they fired the Dell guy that said dude a lot.

Me-"Dude you know what Dell stands for?"
Freind-"hmmm,D-E-L-L um idk."
Me-"Dell stands for bullshit."

by jerryblank May 16, 2005

natys

Cheap american beer caucasion males drink to get the balls to go up to a girl and get rejected.This beer tastes like urine but gets more delightful the more you drink.

I rather drink pickle juice with sprinkles of donkey dingle berries, then drink natys.

by jerryblank April 28, 2005

Sir Nagalot

1)My mom
2)What you call your mother when all she does is follow you everywhere you go and asks you questions, especially when your trying to bang your girlfreind

Sorry babe we can't go to my room because Sir Nagalot is on the prowl.

by jerryblank May 18, 2005

Blair witch project

Greatest horror movie to come out in the past decade. About three student film makers who disapear in the woods near Burkittesville, Maryland. Their have been reports of people having heart attacks and people leaving the theatre in the middle of the movie.

Best watched at night before you go camping.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005

five star

When you slap somebody on their bear back and leave a red hand print on their back. Unless of course your my freind Ebert, who has four fingers and one stub, and leave a four star.

Dude that five star must of hurt b/c my hand is numb.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

Donkey konga

Most annoying game since DDR. You play by beating on drums and clapping your hands. Gets old quick b/c they use songs that are already boring and played out.

If one of your siblings has this game you bettter have Tylenol PM handy if you plan on sleeping.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005

zygo

Morning vodka. Peach flarvor vodka/energy drink. Drink the morning after getting wasted to get rid of your hangover.

Dude if we're going to get wasted, we better make sure we have zygo

by jerryblank May 18, 2005