jerryblank's definitions

Verizon

I rather use tin can phones then use their service. They have a dozen monkeys and a turtle in charge of their billing and thousands of towel heads working in customer service.

Friend-"Dude how'd you get that much money back"
Me-"Shh, because a dozen monkeys and a turtle are incharge of their billing."

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

five star

When you slap somebody on their bear back and leave a red hand print on their back. Unless of course your my freind Ebert, who has four fingers and one stub, and leave a four star.

Dude that five star must of hurt b/c my hand is numb.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

Donkey konga

Most annoying game since DDR. You play by beating on drums and clapping your hands. Gets old quick b/c they use songs that are already boring and played out.

If one of your siblings has this game you bettter have Tylenol PM handy if you plan on sleeping.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005

zygo

Morning vodka. Peach flarvor vodka/energy drink. Drink the morning after getting wasted to get rid of your hangover.

Dude if we're going to get wasted, we better make sure we have zygo

by jerryblank May 18, 2005

stink bombs

Little harmless glass containers that release a foul egg-like odor when broken. For best results use inside where there is an abundance of people.
Warning-Do not use at your job site, unless you want to be suspended and sent home for pending investigation.

One of the quotes from the letter my job gave me for setting off a stink bomb-"This type of behavior will not be tolerated due to the fact that physical and emotional harm could be caused to associates and cutomers."

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

sparks

New energy drink that contains 6% alcohol and the can itself looks like a battery. Add vodka a make a concoction called battery acid.

Screw that red bullshit, get sparks and have a good time.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

beater van

Piece of shit vans used mainly by schools with no money. They are older the the kids that ride them and have 250 meters of duct tape inside and out that hold the van together.

Me and my friend were riding in a beater van and I almost fell through the duct taped floor.

by jerryblank May 19, 2005