jerryblank's definitions

boogies

The green fellas setting up camp in your nose.Sergon General Warning:Eating boogers may be scary and upset your stomache.

"Miss Ali did u blow your nose? Was it scary?"

by jerryblank May 16, 2005

Goldschlager

Strong drink that tastes like big red and has real gold flakes inside. Drinking a lot tends to give you diarhea the morning after and causes you to wet myself.

"What is this shit? Big red?"

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

Dell

Worst computer know to man. After a day of use they start making weird noises and randomly just shut off. Their freaking cd/dvd rom drives sould like freaking Harley Davidson motorcycles. God forbid you have a problem and try to call their customer service number, you better have a day off and a lot of patience. I've never been so pissed off that day when i talked to Abu for a hour and listened to an automated operator for another two hours. Dell lost the only good thing they had when they fired the Dell guy that said dude a lot.

Me-"Dude you know what Dell stands for?"
Freind-"hmmm,D-E-L-L um idk."
Me-"Dell stands for bullshit."

by jerryblank May 16, 2005

Verizon

I rather use tin can phones then use their service. They have a dozen monkeys and a turtle in charge of their billing and thousands of towel heads working in customer service.

Friend-"Dude how'd you get that much money back"
Me-"Shh, because a dozen monkeys and a turtle are incharge of their billing."

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

dsl

Wrong route to go if you want highspeed internet. Slower and less reliable then cable. The modem just randomly falls asleep and kicking it is the only way to wake it up. Its a real annoyance when your looking up porn and almost finish, then the darn thing stops working.

I wish dsl had dsl's so it would be good for something.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

leg warmers

Made popular in the 80's but no just looks silly. If you ever want a good lauph look up pictures of leg warmers.

OMG i look sexily gay in my leg warmers.

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

stink bombs

Little harmless glass containers that release a foul egg-like odor when broken. For best results use inside where there is an abundance of people.
Warning-Do not use at your job site, unless you want to be suspended and sent home for pending investigation.

One of the quotes from the letter my job gave me for setting off a stink bomb-"This type of behavior will not be tolerated due to the fact that physical and emotional harm could be caused to associates and cutomers."

by jerryblank May 17, 2005