jeff24's definitions

mawp

1. Noise made when you jump on a fish.
2. The noises fish make out of water.
3. A fish on a bike saying something.

Discontented fish: "MAAAAWWWWP"

by Jeff24 December 19, 2004

the bay

Used in reference to the internet auction site, eBay.

Just got this DVD for 50p. You gotta love the bay ;)

by jeff24 May 25, 2005

shmiggles

1.A catchphrase off Ch4's Bo Selecta! programme for a member of the Beatles's.
2.An expression of dispair.
3.An expression of delight.

1."Look it's Yoko with a yoyo,shmiggles"
2."Oh f*cking shmiggles!"
3."Hehehe yes!Shmiggles"

by jeff24 April 13, 2004

stoner jam

Noun. A meeting of musicians who smoke cannabis in order to inflict a positive effect on their music playing and songwriting skills.

Stoner: M'kay dude stoner jam at mine on Wednesday. Bring your bong AND your bass this time.

by jeff24 August 27, 2005

cybergrind

Cybergrind is a form of grindcore that, aside from the instruments used by ordinary grindcore, uses computer generated sounds and/or drum machines and other synthetic instruments to create an insanely fast and brutal sound.

The most notable cybergrind band is, suprisingly, "Cybergrind"

by Jeff24 January 9, 2005

Hot Coffee

An easter egg in the PC version of the popular Rockstar game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas". It contains the ability for your player(CJ) to have sex with his current girlfriend in a variety of positions, until the orgasm meter is full.

Dude, you want some hot coffee?

by Jeff24 September 5, 2005

xXx

Used in mobile phone text messaging and IM speak to represent a small kiss on the left cheek, a big kiss on the lips and a small kiss on the right cheek.

Girl: See ya later sweetypie xXx
Guy thinking "kisses?! suck my ____ bitch!!"

by Jeff24 May 15, 2005