Masturbation

The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
No honey, I don't want to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?

That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.

Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
by jeffro February 25, 2003
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Rectum

Arsehole; anus; poop chute; where thy loafs become pinched
The place where excretement is expelled from the body in a glorius flexing of thy muscles producing a satisfying, yet drained feeling.
Also, the entrance for thy penis in homosexual males or in kinky girlies. The latter being the preferred.
I felt weird in my stomach, and then, all of a sudden, a bunch of brown spongy stuff shot out of my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.

I bent over and next thing ya know there was a penis entering my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.

Oops, sorry baby, I didn't mean to slip it in your rectum.
by jeffro February 25, 2003
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AK

1. Nickname (or abbreviation) for the state Alaska.
2. Very potent strain of pot.
3. Nickname for the "AK-47" Assault Rifle
1. I'm going back to the AK for summer, gonna catch me some salmon and roll some mean blunts.

2. The west coast has the best AK strains in the world.

3. Imma bust ya crib out wit dis AK.
by jeFFro May 20, 2005
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doobers

(Off South Park)

The word Mr. Mackey uses instead of saying "sex" to Ms. Chokesondick in the hit cartoon, South Park.
How long has it been since you had... doobers?
by Jeffro June 01, 2007
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head weed

(n) A usually small portion of marijuana that a guy smokes with a girl he likes so that she will (or hopefully) give him head.
"Dude, I don't want to smoke it all... I gotta save some head weed for Jessica later on, man."
by jeFFro June 14, 2004
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montana

A very beautiful, exciting state in the northwestern region of the United States.

Very good areas to go snowmachining, and lots of beautiful mountains and rivers. Oh, and the meth capital of the U.S is actually North Dakota, just so you don't get confused by the idiot who wrote that above me.
I tried out my new Polaris Snow machine out by Billings.
by Jeffro June 23, 2005
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Niggalas Cage

Some rapper who did a song, featuring Akon, called "You're The Reason". It's not a bad song, but his name, Niggalas Cage, is both unoriginal and hilarious at the same time!
You're the reason why, I'm havin' a good day, you're the reason why, you made me feel this way, you're the reason why... (by Niggalas Cage ft. Akon, or Akon ft. Niggalas Cage)
by Jeffro January 05, 2009
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