jeFFro's definitions

montana

A very beautiful, exciting state in the northwestern region of the United States.

Very good areas to go snowmachining, and lots of beautiful mountains and rivers. Oh, and the meth capital of the U.S is actually North Dakota, just so you don't get confused by the idiot who wrote that above me.

I tried out my new Polaris Snow machine out by Billings.

by Jeffro July 20, 2008

befriend

(v.) To become friends with someone.

You can either befriend me or judge me.

by Jeffro January 19, 2006

Masturbation

The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential

No honey, I don't want to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?

That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.

Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.

by jeffro February 25, 2003

head weed

(n) A usually small portion of marijuana that a guy smokes with a girl he likes so that she will (or hopefully) give him head.

"Dude, I don't want to smoke it all... I gotta save some head weed for Jessica later on, man."

by jeFFro June 13, 2004

fire ass mid

cheap, dank, average scent but more potent than average gangsta, usually and almost always seedless and very low in s tems, makes you act like jojo. you gotta know who to talk to, cause most dealers will just sell you that cheap ass gangsta for 10 bucks a gram. talkin bout smokin a gram a day, fuck that, i can get 8 g's for 40 or less. dunno what y'all yanks and west coast playa's puff on but shit man, round here fire ass mid owns.

shit man, last night jojo and me smoked somma dat fire ass mid. straight fire nigga!!!

by jeffro September 4, 2004

straight blazed

what you say when you got that straight fire ass mid yo. especially when i'ts cheap

shit man, last night i smoked somma dat fire ass mid wit my girl. we was straight blazed nigga

by jeffro September 4, 2004

creeper girl

One of those girls who always says the cliche phrase "creeper" to talk about anyone they don't like. It's because calling someone an asshole or a bitch nowadays isn't as hurtful to the person's reputation, so if they call the person they are targeting a "creeper", it implies that they are a stalker, that there is something weird/off about them, and for the high school/immature collegiate freshman crowd, fitting in is everything and this word carries some effect. Some strange fellas use this word too, but not nearly as much as young girls do.

When a girl calls people creepy, saying, "oh, she's creepy", "that's creepy", or "he's creepy". Girls who act like they're weirded out about everything. What are they doing, just trying to get that emotional high off receiving attention, or from drama? I really don't get it, because the word "creeper" is so cliche and really doesn't mean shit. I've known guys who were called creepers by girls that had sex with them. It's just so strange. There's too many creeper girls out there. That's what I, and the world, should call these girls. Come on, everybody, you know the type of girl I'm talking about!

by Jeffro January 8, 2009