jeFFro's definitions

Masturbation

The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential

No honey, I don't want to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?

That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.

Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.

by jeffro February 25, 2003

flip-flop

(n.) A derrogatory name for a Filipino (or Phillipino or however the fuck you spell it).

"Man, those flip-flops think they're all gangsta, but I bet not one of them would have the balls to fight one-on-one."

by jeFFro June 9, 2004

AK

1. Nickname (or abbreviation) for the state Alaska.
2. Very potent strain of pot.
3. Nickname for the "AK-47" Assault Rifle

1. I'm going back to the AK for summer, gonna catch me some salmon and roll some mean blunts.

2. The west coast has the best AK strains in the world.

3. Imma bust ya crib out wit dis AK.

by jeFFro May 22, 2005

creeper girl

One of those girls who always says the cliche phrase "creeper" to talk about anyone they don't like. It's because calling someone an asshole or a bitch nowadays isn't as hurtful to the person's reputation, so if they call the person they are targeting a "creeper", it implies that they are a stalker, that there is something weird/off about them, and for the high school/immature collegiate freshman crowd, fitting in is everything and this word carries some effect. Some strange fellas use this word too, but not nearly as much as young girls do.

When a girl calls people creepy, saying, "oh, she's creepy", "that's creepy", or "he's creepy". Girls who act like they're weirded out about everything. What are they doing, just trying to get that emotional high off receiving attention, or from drama? I really don't get it, because the word "creeper" is so cliche and really doesn't mean shit. I've known guys who were called creepers by girls that had sex with them. It's just so strange. There's too many creeper girls out there. That's what I, and the world, should call these girls. Come on, everybody, you know the type of girl I'm talking about!

by Jeffro January 8, 2009

Rectum

Arsehole; anus; poop chute; where thy loafs become pinched
The place where excretement is expelled from the body in a glorius flexing of thy muscles producing a satisfying, yet drained feeling.
Also, the entrance for thy penis in homosexual males or in kinky girlies. The latter being the preferred.

I felt weird in my stomach, and then, all of a sudden, a bunch of brown spongy stuff shot out of my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.

I bent over and next thing ya know there was a penis entering my rectum! I was left feeling satisfied, yet drained.

Oops, sorry baby, I didn't mean to slip it in your rectum.

by jeffro February 25, 2003

Magic City

A nickname for Orlando, FL.

"Magic City let me hear ya i yi yi..."
-Ying Yang Twins

by jeFFro April 8, 2004

nebraska

The Mississippi of the Midwest.

Nebraska is very backwards, very republican, and has lots of stuck up and sheltered people, especially the girls.

by Jeffro July 11, 2005