jeFFro's definitions

Anchortown

Anchorage, Alaska.

Amerie, Trajan Langdon, Scotty Gomez, and me are all from Anchorage (a.k.a "Anchortown").

by Jeffro July 8, 2005

teke

v. (to teke, teked, teking, tekes)

To throw flour all over someone (giving an antique look), usually when the person is intoxicated or unconscious and laying down. Popularized by the television series, Jackass.

When Scott passed out, both of my friends teked him good. He looked just like an antique!

by Jeffro July 8, 2005

nebraska

The Mississippi of the Midwest.

Nebraska is very backwards, very republican, and has lots of stuck up and sheltered people, especially the girls.

by Jeffro July 11, 2005

flex nuts

To act tougher than you really are. When somebody tries to act tougher or dominating, but doesn't necessarily pull it off in a believable way.

When I made fun of Jason at the party in front of his girlfriend, he all tried to flex nuts and get up in my face, tellin me he was going to whoop my ass. I told him let's go outside, and he took his girl's hand and pussed out. He tried to flex nuts, then backed down.

by Jeffro April 15, 2007

personality 180

Completely changing the way you act to someone with little or no reason for doing so. A complete 180 (reverse direction) personality shift towards another person, leaving the other person completely confused at the 180-persons conviction for being "that way".

John and Samantha were really hitting it off and John was telling me he was really starting to like Samantha. Then she did a complete personality 180 on him and quit returning/answering his phone calls and she completely ignored him at the party. What a cunt.

by Jeffro May 12, 2007

doobers

(Off South Park)

The word Mr. Mackey uses instead of saying "sex" to Ms. Chokesondick in the hit cartoon, South Park.

How long has it been since you had... doobers?

by Jeffro June 23, 2007

social climber

(n.) Similar to an "attention whore", but a social climber is anyone that becomes friends with someone else if they have something that they want, which we all know involves people. They become 'friends' with people who "know people". In turn, they become (or attempt to become) 'friends' with that first person's more "popular" friends, leaving the first person behind. Repeats this cycle to "get to the top", in their own mind, until they realize they are shallow and unable to like people for who they really are. Inevitably, they will be forced to "mature" beyond this. This usually pertains to girls more so than guys.

Cat becomes friends with Nate. Cat is very nice to Nate because Nate's friends all throw good parties. Cat plays on Nate's (painfully obvious) attraction/interest in Cat to get her and several of her friends rides/free alcohol at Nate's friends' parties. Cat meets some other people who know about parties and social things through Nate's party, and eventually doesn't see any more USE for him. Cat is a social climber, because to her, friendship is just a game and other people's feelings don't matter, because she doesn't feel them.

by Jeffro December 1, 2007