jd's definitions

slugger

an erection, sometimes proceeded by "louisville" -- "louisville slugger." inspired by the great baseball bat brand.

brendan got a louisville slugger

by jd August 1, 2004

Rape

To absolutely destroy or take advantage of.

Those dumb villagers got raped by the insurance salesman.

by JD January 23, 2003

razor ramon

possibly the coolest wrestler from wwf. accompanied by his friendly toothpick he wrecked havoc throughout the 90's.

razon ramon really whomped savio vega last night didnt he?

by jd December 9, 2003

scranus

The area between the ass and the balls.

by JD April 10, 2003

star-crossed lovers

the term star-crossed lovers is talking about the zodiac signs. The zodiac's are stars in the sky, and in Romeo and Juliets case there star signs paths were doomed to cross over. This also signified the end of there relationship.

Romeo and Juliet had a doomed relationship

by jd July 26, 2004

ganger

A hot chick who eludes to or is interested in sex with multiple partners, an orgy. A young female who's appearance and/ or behaviour lends itself to an orgy. Someone who looks beautiful but is nonetheless a slut, or who you wished was a slut.

Man, that chick that served me at McDonalds was an absolute ganger!

by JD March 28, 2005

Yetris

Yetris is used in place of any actual activity you are performing to give you an air of elite, indie sophistication by doing something so obscure.

Specifically, it is form of the game tetris played on a yeti. Yetis are notoriously bad for playing tetris on, unless they have cell phones imbedded in them, in which case they are excellent for it.

"So what did you do last night?"
"I played yetris."
"Wow, you must be knowledgable and sophisticated!"

"You want to go out tonight? I can't. I feel like staying home and playing yetris."

by JD April 21, 2005