jd's definitions

chump change

a BRoke ass man who cant get a job or has a low paying job and only make chump change

Damn that dude is making chump change

by jd February 19, 2005

ebax

of, or relating to, the mistyping of the phrase "the box", by the wonderful computer master, Jen and other peers after getting angry at fellow internet buddies. also, the computer user feels as if he/she must attempt to correct their verbal wrongdoings.

Jen: (action) *Xs out th ebax*
Jen: (correction) **thebox

remember i stil lhat e you reffin guts!

by JD April 7, 2004

butt hole

what ferris is

ur a butt hole

by JD July 9, 2003

cock delivery

This phrase is most commonly used and was created when sitting in the back seat of a car. In order to use successfully the phrase must be accompanied with a swift smack to the back of the head of anyone sitting in the front seats of the car, preferably not the driver as this could result in a dangerous situation.

Ding Dong, Cock Delivery (in coordination with a smack in the back of the head)

by JD December 23, 2004

Dub

a true gangsta nobody fucks with

when i saw that dub i fuckin rolled out

by jd July 28, 2003

Demobrat

A Demobrat is a wanna be anarchist that likes to bash our government and countries values, even though they're upper class kids living on Mommy and Daddies money. They're at the top of the worlds food chain and the main drain of it's resourses but take no responsibility for their own actions and blame everything on the government, USA,conservatives and Christians.

Demobrat: Those frikin neocon Christians have screwed this world up! I'm go'in to the Greenday concert to protest with them. Where's my Dads credit card?

by JD January 31, 2005

hella-tool

Anyone who uses the word hella in a sentance.

Dude, did you just say " hella tight "? You are the biggest hella-tool I've ever seen!

by jd January 30, 2004