jayquan.'s definitions

fukov

like ‘fuck off’ except better

Guy 1: fukov
Guy 2: no u fukovv

by jayquan. May 2, 2021

marker strands

strands of hair that are ‘drawn on’ in an attempt to appear cooler

Yesterday, my friend said that my hair looks like marker strands 😣

by jayquan. May 3, 2021

i sure hope that they

a dramatically ironic joke usually said in comment sections whenever a very popular content creator turns out to be an asshole.

Guy 1: what a nice animator! I sure hope that they are nice and appropriate towards minors!
(referencing an example of a cc grooming a child)

by jayquan. July 27, 2022

I'm not akinator

a phrase which originated on tiktok, which references when a tiktok video references something so abstract that it would be impossible for the majority to actually understand what they’re referring to.

guy 1: did y’all see the video where 💀
guy 2: bro i'm not akinator

by jayquan. August 11, 2022

autistic

its a disability, not an adjective used to describe something you find utter stupid. and no, your friend isn’t ‘acting autistic’ 💀

Guy 1: I’m autistic. Just got diagnosed.
Guy 2: That doesn’t change who you are. You’re still cool, Guy 1. :)

by jayquan. February 1, 2022

gacha

a sexual position in which a man shoves gumballs in his mouth, and the other person sucks on his dick as he spits them out into the other person’s mouth, like a gacha machine 👹

yo i think guy 1 pulled a gacha on guy two last night
- probably me

by jayquan. February 1, 2022

you smell like you farted

a meme in which two men freestyle against each other. one starts saying a rhyme which goes:

"you smell like you farted (farted)
harded (harded)
a-b, honour roll all f’s you retarded"

guy 1: you smell like you farted 😳
guy 2: farded 🤯

by jayquan. October 4, 2021