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a sexual position in which a man shoves gumballs in his mouth, and the other person sucks on his dick as he spits them out into the other person’s mouth, like a gacha machine 👹
by jayquan. February 1, 2022
Get the gachamug. a stupid app for stupid ass mums
they literally reported me for making a fake account :/
and what kind of poor dumbass downloads a mothers equivalent to a dating app when they can just search it up themselves
lazy ass hags
they literally reported me for making a fake account :/
and what kind of poor dumbass downloads a mothers equivalent to a dating app when they can just search it up themselves
lazy ass hags
me: mum…why do you have an app called ‘mush’ on your phone?
mum: its a parenting app.
me: *checks app*
me: fucking shitty app full of disgusting mothers
mum: its a parenting app.
me: *checks app*
me: fucking shitty app full of disgusting mothers
by jayquan. May 1, 2021
Get the mushmug. 
Hatsune Miku.
A VOCALOID voicebank, and hologram popstar. People can make her sing songs, and its really epic.
A VOCALOID voicebank, and hologram popstar. People can make her sing songs, and its really epic.
by jayquan. April 26, 2021
Get the 初音ミクmug. a phrase which originated on tiktok, which references when a tiktok video references something so abstract that it would be impossible for the majority to actually understand what they’re referring to.
by jayquan. August 11, 2022
Get the I'm not akinatormug. if you searched this up because you geniunely DO hate yourself, please have hope.
things will get better, you are amazing.
we all have our ups and downs, stay strong.
i love you, no homo and no hetero.
please take care of yourself, and have a good day, evening or night.
things will get better, you are amazing.
we all have our ups and downs, stay strong.
i love you, no homo and no hetero.
please take care of yourself, and have a good day, evening or night.
by jayquan. April 22, 2021
Get the i hate myselfmug. It’s just a normal fucking day.
Stop trying to make this specific day about ‘r_pe r_pe r_pe’
Even if it is for r_pe victims, the name should be called "National R_pe Awareness Day" instead of just "National R_pe Day"
Stop trying to turn an innocent day into entire drama. It’s just April the 24th, a day where you can be yourself, and lovd yourself.
Stop trying to make this specific day about ‘r_pe r_pe r_pe’
Even if it is for r_pe victims, the name should be called "National R_pe Awareness Day" instead of just "National R_pe Day"
Stop trying to turn an innocent day into entire drama. It’s just April the 24th, a day where you can be yourself, and lovd yourself.
Guy 1: YAY ITS 24TH APRIL, TIME TO GO R_PE SOMEBODY!
Guy 2: tf is wrong with you man, you are so fucked up and i hope you fucking burn in hell.
Guy 2: tf is wrong with you man, you are so fucked up and i hope you fucking burn in hell.
by jayquan. April 23, 2021
Get the 24th Aprilmug.