Despite failures in the past, I possess superior knowledge, and Global Domination will soon be mine. Mua ha ha ha ha.
by jaydawg3000 July 27, 2009
Get the Global Dominationmug. This commonly used acronym is used by melodramatic, unappreciative teenagers who believe they have the worst life in the world, often due to their own actions, when in truth they do not.
Girl: FML I'm studying for a test. My life sucks.
Boy: FML my parents won't buy me a new car. My life sucks.
It: FML my parents took away the cell phone for two days that they pay for because I stole then crashed their car and am failing all my classes because I don't do crap. My life sucks.
Boy: FML my parents won't buy me a new car. My life sucks.
It: FML my parents took away the cell phone for two days that they pay for because I stole then crashed their car and am failing all my classes because I don't do crap. My life sucks.
by jaydawg3000 June 20, 2009
Get the FMLmug. A red-headed girl who played the main character in the story of Danielle the Poop. She was a poop. She is not only an obnoxiously loud and beautiful girl, but she is going to marry a Ginger, to have ultra red-headed, Chuckie from Rugrats, looking babies. She chews gum like a cow, but otherwise, is pretty cool. If you know a Danipoo, you are one lucky individual, as she makes a great lesbian lover.
Oh, Danipoo, I love you with a passion of a thousand burning suns and your red hair. Meet me in the dunes.
by Jaydawg3000 April 28, 2009
Get the Danipoomug. Refers to an incident where a male punches a smaller, defenseless female in the face as in Snookie on the Jersey Shore show.
Dude, did you see how hard he snooked that girl?
Hey, Sally, I heard you got snooked the other night! Are you okay?
Hey, Sally, I heard you got snooked the other night! Are you okay?
by jaydawg3000 January 08, 2010
Get the snookedmug. A Brittish girl with one of those annoying accents. She has had one boob removed. Just one. Weird right? If you see the Brittanica, run the other way..but would you be able to outrun her Native American blow gun? (pervs) Let's just hope you never find out, as if you do, we will never find out and know the truth about this grotesque beast. Oh that Brittanica, she used to be good back in the day. However, the one boob removal made her bitter. Oh, if she says she hates you, don't worry about it; it means nothing coming from a one boobed freak.
Julie: have you heard about that grotesque monster they call brittanica?
Brittany: Yeah, weird right? She only has one boob. How does she wear a bra?
Brittany: Yeah, weird right? She only has one boob. How does she wear a bra?
by jaydawg3000 May 01, 2009
Get the Brittanicamug.