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The Shakespearian way to say Danielle. Danielleths are usually red headed and resond to the name Danipoo. She is straight, but has been know to make girls fall head over heels for her. The song "Jamie All Over" by Mayday Parade is usually associated with her, as she often does the activity in the song very often. Also see: In the Dunes
by jaydawg3000 April 30, 2009
Get the Danielleth mug.A Krispy is a term that describes a particular girl who meets certain specifications. She has to a.) be weird, b.) giggle like a little schoolgirl rather than plain laughing, c.) says "tee hee hee" at random times during the day making others suspect she is conspiring against them but most importantly, d.)makes uncomfortable, awkward yet amusing noises with her boyfriend that can't be described in any words other than, "OGGGGGGG!" She often threatens people with smacks.
Krispy: OGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I'M GONNA SMACK YOU OGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Julie: Oh no! The Krispy's noise of doom! NOT A SMACK TO THE FACE! AHHHH. DON'T TAKE BOTH MY EARDRUMS AND MY FACE!!!
Julie: Oh no! The Krispy's noise of doom! NOT A SMACK TO THE FACE! AHHHH. DON'T TAKE BOTH MY EARDRUMS AND MY FACE!!!
by jaydawg3000 May 3, 2009
Get the Krispy mug.Lyrics to The All American Reject's "Gives You Hell." These three words along with other parts of the lyrics are usually a.) sung or b.) whispered creepily in someone's ear. If someone does the latter, they will never regret it and be labeled as the "creeper."
Julie: "When you see my face hope it gives you hell. When you walk my way I hope it GIVES YOU HELL."
Kristen: "TEAM WE GOT A CREEPER ON THE LOOSE."
Kristen: "TEAM WE GOT A CREEPER ON THE LOOSE."
by jaydawg3000 May 1, 2009
Get the Gives You Hell mug.This commonly used acronym is used by melodramatic, unappreciative teenagers who believe they have the worst life in the world, often due to their own actions, when in truth they do not.
Girl: FML I'm studying for a test. My life sucks.
Boy: FML my parents won't buy me a new car. My life sucks.
It: FML my parents took away the cell phone for two days that they pay for because I stole then crashed their car and am failing all my classes because I don't do crap. My life sucks.
Boy: FML my parents won't buy me a new car. My life sucks.
It: FML my parents took away the cell phone for two days that they pay for because I stole then crashed their car and am failing all my classes because I don't do crap. My life sucks.
by jaydawg3000 June 20, 2009
Get the FML mug.Despite failures in the past, I possess superior knowledge, and Global Domination will soon be mine. Mua ha ha ha ha.
by jaydawg3000 July 27, 2009
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