19 definitions by jaydawg3000
Life is a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because a homeless guy put poop in the gumball machine.
Victim one: Yay, I got red!
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
Victim two: My life is better, it's purple!
Victim three: Aw man, I got some poop.
by jaydawg3000 July 2, 2009
A Brittish girl with one of those annoying accents. She has had one boob removed. Just one. Weird right? If you see the Brittanica, run the other way..but would you be able to outrun her Native American blow gun? (pervs) Let's just hope you never find out, as if you do, we will never find out and know the truth about this grotesque beast. Oh that Brittanica, she used to be good back in the day. However, the one boob removal made her bitter. Oh, if she says she hates you, don't worry about it; it means nothing coming from a one boobed freak.
Julie: have you heard about that grotesque monster they call brittanica?
Brittany: Yeah, weird right? She only has one boob. How does she wear a bra?
Brittany: Yeah, weird right? She only has one boob. How does she wear a bra?
by jaydawg3000 May 1, 2009
code for sharing the gift of sexual intercourse, in the dunes on the beach. This came from the lyrics to Jamie All Over by Mayday Parade, "We made love by the ocean." If someone asks a person of the same gender to meet them in the dunes, the best thing to do would be to run away; never. look. back.
Meet me in the dunes.
by jaydawg3000 April 30, 2009
This is an activity done at Red Robin by saying it is someone's birthday when it is indeed not their birthday. The people known to participate in such an embarrassing, deceitful prank are: members of a sports team, a person's closest friends and enemies, or hobos who are just mooching a Sunday and a thirty second claim to fame for them. Some will refer to this activity as karma for said victim, however, it is just a mean prank done to ostracize, humiliate, and isolate this innocent person. This person will make his or herself look even more dumb by clapping along until they catch on it's THEIR "birthday." The accusers will then tell the victim to go into their birthday suit because they're a bunch of perverts. Not to mention, it will probably be the victim's birthday in 23 days anyway.
Lacrosse team: *whispers to server, "Hey, the pretty girl on the team down there, yeah it's her birthday.
Red Robin: Happy happy happy birthdayyy
Julie (victim of this Red Robin Prank): Oh you didn't. OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Aww team, you flatter me (while simultaneously plotting each and every individuals death.)
Red Robin: Happy happy happy birthdayyy
Julie (victim of this Red Robin Prank): Oh you didn't. OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Aww team, you flatter me (while simultaneously plotting each and every individuals death.)
by jaydawg3000 April 30, 2009