jaydawg3000's definitions
This commonly used acronym is used by melodramatic, unappreciative teenagers who believe they have the worst life in the world, often due to their own actions, when in truth they do not.
Girl: FML I'm studying for a test. My life sucks.
Boy: FML my parents won't buy me a new car. My life sucks.
It: FML my parents took away the cell phone for two days that they pay for because I stole then crashed their car and am failing all my classes because I don't do crap. My life sucks.
Boy: FML my parents won't buy me a new car. My life sucks.
It: FML my parents took away the cell phone for two days that they pay for because I stole then crashed their car and am failing all my classes because I don't do crap. My life sucks.
by jaydawg3000 June 20, 2009
Get the FMLmug. code for sharing the gift of sexual intercourse, in the dunes on the beach. This came from the lyrics to Jamie All Over by Mayday Parade, "We made love by the ocean." If someone asks a person of the same gender to meet them in the dunes, the best thing to do would be to run away; never. look. back.
by jaydawg3000 April 30, 2009
Get the In the Dunesmug. A red-headed girl who played the main character in the story of Danielle the Poop. She was a poop. She is not only an obnoxiously loud and beautiful girl, but she is going to marry a Ginger, to have ultra red-headed, Chuckie from Rugrats, looking babies. She chews gum like a cow, but otherwise, is pretty cool. If you know a Danipoo, you are one lucky individual, as she makes a great lesbian lover.
Oh, Danipoo, I love you with a passion of a thousand burning suns and your red hair. Meet me in the dunes.
by Jaydawg3000 April 28, 2009
Get the Danipoomug. Despite failures in the past, I possess superior knowledge, and Global Domination will soon be mine. Mua ha ha ha ha.
by jaydawg3000 July 27, 2009
Get the Global Dominationmug. 