jay-x's definitions

F-close

-noun
1. Short for "full-close" or "fuck-close" in the PUA (Pick-Up Artist) community.
2. When you meet a girl and end up having sex with her by applying PUA techniques.

PUA1: Debrief.
PUA2: Two F-close's, one number close.

by jay-x April 25, 2008

Pink Nipples

Toast used on guys' night out or whenever girlfriends/wives are not around.

Guy: Pink nipples!
Friends: PINK NIPPLES!!!!!!

by jay-x April 25, 2008

Nature

The bitch responsible for hurricanes, tornados, floods, earthquakes, tsunamis, blizzards, volcanos, landslides, avalanches, and wild fires.

Dude, the midwest just got fucked up again by nature.

by jay-x May 2, 2008

morning glory

-noun
The first dump of the day, usually between 5:00 and 8:00 AM.

Eight o'clock, time for my morning glory!

I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!

by jay-x April 25, 2008

fillet

-noun
1. a boneless cut or slice of meat or fish, esp. the beef tenderloin
2. how you call your dick when it weights over 2 1/2 pounds

1. Mmmm! This fillet is really tasty!
2. When I showed her my fillet over the webcam she almost fainted.

by jay-x April 29, 2008

friendly fucking

1. Military jargon meaning friendly fire.
2. When your own guys shoot you by accident (or "accident").

"...His target being a human, generally an enemy but sometimes a friend or friendly. We call this frinedly fire, or friendly fucking or getting friendly fucked."

by jay-x April 24, 2008

A-H

(ey-eych)
-noun
1. "Ass Hours"
2. Measuring units for time devoted to studying, since you are sitting on your ass for hours.

If you are expecting to pass the next test you are gonna have to put on a lot of A-H's.

by jay-x April 24, 2008