jacob's definitions

dingle bat

The word "dingle bat" was created by me. Dingle Bat is reciognized to have three definitions;
1. A bat with one wing
2. A person who talks too much and has nothing important to say
3. Someone with an utterly annoying voice that makes you want to shoot them to bloody death.

1. I saw a dingle bat fall out of a tree the other night.
2. Greg talks a whole bunch, but really has nothing important to say; he's a real dingle bat.
3. Leah has a really shrill and annoying voice, which makes her a dingle bat.

by jacob December 21, 2004

y'all

Southern 2nd person plural pronoun. Most concise and easily distinguished. Despite the assurance of some emails that have been passing around, "y'all" is plural. Only an absolute idiot would use it as a singular pronoun.

Where are y'all going?

by Jacob August 11, 2004

po white trash

commonly reffered to as trailer trash, or walmart shoppers/

1. gurl you po white trash!
2. You got so many cars up in your yard, I'm thinkin' you po white trash
3. see. incest

by jacob April 1, 2005

philosophistero

A waiter that works at Waffle House

Hey philosophistero, bring me my BLT

by Jacob March 15, 2005

bob marley

holds the record for most weed smoked in a day.
the king of reggae music. from jamacia. required by his religion to smoke weed.

bob marley is my hero

by jacob July 7, 2006

Sannibel

Sannibel is is very fun person. She is very strong and confident. She is a very sweet, caring and fun to be around. She is very funny and laughs a lot.

Hi Sannibel!

by Jacob November 8, 2019

krinklde

Slang term I made up.
Describes a penis when in cold temperatures.

Dude, I would have taken off my shorts, but my dick was all krinklde.

by Jacob January 13, 2004