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Etnies

Horrible Shoes that only posers and girls that no nothing about skateboarding and wear them because they think that makes them "skaters". Well guess what it doesn't.
Poser: DOOD I GOT THESE SWEET ETNIES LAST NIGHT!!!!ONE!!!
Real skateboarder: Etnies are stupid and only posers wear them, besides they're all the same besides the color.
by Jacob January 30, 2005
mugGet the Etniesmug.

turkey noodles

1. A bowl of noodle soup with turkey in it.

2. A psychotic expression when a person feels like he'll go insane for a certain reason.
1. I had some turkey noodles for lunch and I wish I haven't.

2. Kyle ran about the room screaming "TURKEY NOODLES! TURKEY NOODLES! BORT! BORT!" because his dog was barking like mad.
by Jacob January 7, 2003
mugGet the turkey noodlesmug.

yonkstunburgerston

to steal something while annoying somebody
im annoying this person i may as well yonkstunburgerston somthing while im at it
by jacob March 28, 2004
mugGet the yonkstunburgerstonmug.

1337

the mark of a leet n00b. (in the leet alphabet '1337' actually means IEET wich is no existing word. therefore outwrite stating to the l_337 l\l1l\ly45 out there, that they are a uber n00b)
im so 1337, im thriteen and have no concept of reality so i copy what other people are doing and have no grasp of what image i am portraying to the world.
by Jacob July 23, 2006
mugGet the 1337mug.

hawthorne heights

this band sucks. they arent emo or hardcore. they have 3 fucking guitars. not even metal bands have that many.they lyrics suck and the vocals guy has a whiny voice. they suck live also.
hawthorne heights=shitty band with shitty wanna be emo fans....
by Jacob June 21, 2006
mugGet the hawthorne heightsmug.

hackneyed

Napoleon Dynamite references are incredibly hackneyed
by Jacob January 6, 2005
mugGet the hackneyedmug.

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