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Simple Plan

Crappy band that has a lead singer that sounds like a Pre-teen girl. One of the many bands that are driving the rock genre into the ground.
Thanks to bands like simple plan rap is taking over and rock is going downhill.
by Jacob January 30, 2005
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R1-Up

From the popular video game on the "crappy" PS2 console, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. (PC VERSION IS BETTER).
The buttons R1 and up call your gang members to kill you fo's!
Go to a store adn find a black guy in green. Yell at him, "R1 UP" and then a simple , "BITCH!".
by Jacob December 18, 2004
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Lok

a very hot bboy, 13, young HOTTTTTTTT and strongggg
intellgent, mixed with emotions, loves diana. hehehehehe
by Jacob March 12, 2005
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hawthorne heights

this band sucks. they arent emo or hardcore. they have 3 fucking guitars. not even metal bands have that many.they lyrics suck and the vocals guy has a whiny voice. they suck live also.
hawthorne heights=shitty band with shitty wanna be emo fans....
by Jacob June 21, 2006
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Stud-Hoss

"Stud-hoss" is, loosely, a spin of hoss. It's also a mocking of the colloquial pronunciation of "stud horse" by a redneck. A stud horse is, of course, a horse whose sole purpose in life is to breed. You should only say this about yourself, though.
"How can she say no? I'm a complete stud-hoss!"
by Jacob December 4, 2004
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Daytime Insomnia

1. One result of procrastination.

2. A type of behavior performed during daylight hours marked by extreme procrastination. It is characterized by the shuffling around one's house or dorm for many hours in search of meaningless activities with unnaturally short durations (e.g. getting a drink of water or eating chocolates every five minutes, watching the television, listening to music, or playing a game all for five minutes yet in ten minute intervals). Such behavior is caused by the ever-present threat of doing work and the fear that committment to any other activity might preclude one from performing the said assignment or studying. All actions are results of cognitive processes which derive from a mild form of schizophrenia.
(Nick's mental process): Peanuts. I love peanuts. *eats peanuts*. I need water. No, you need to start the assignment, now!. I don't want to start the assignment yet, though. *drinks water* I will eat some more peanuts. *eats peanuts*
by Jacob February 13, 2005
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whoody doo

1) An exclamation along the lines of woohoo and yahoo.
2) Replaces "whatever" or "I dont care" in a sentence.
Whoody doo! I just won the lottery!

*to the teacher* I didn't do my homework, whoody doo.
by Jacob September 11, 2003
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