jackie's definitions

so god damn sexy

i could fuck johnny all day if that is possible.....just looking at him makes me horny ;)hes got a nice ass may i add....very sexy. i love him

if johnny walked into my room....right now....i would run up to him and caress him....i would caress him all day and all night....and u kno what that means

by Jackie December 19, 2003

Utard

combines the words "Utah" and "Retard"

Someone from Utah.

These utards don't even serve catsup, they only have fry sauce.

by jackie July 1, 2003

dumb

used to emphasize somethin

"that song is dumb good!"
"look at ashanti..shes dumb hot!"
"fuckin wiggers, they be dumb stupid!"

by jackie December 29, 2004

honeyfresh

a white guy who likes to think he is black and acts gangsta when really hes just a pale-ass dorkus that sits on his butt all day playing nintendo

alys brother shayne being blazed

by jackie March 28, 2005

shirts

are for strangers

hay what do you think this is some kinda stranger thing? take that shirt off!! shirts are for STRANGERS!

by jackie April 6, 2003

Can't Get Past the First Level

A person who lacks almost compelete skills at video games

My friend is so lame at video games, they can't even get past the 1st level of Super Mario Bros!

by Jackie March 2, 2004

minion

An evil sidekick or servant

Lets go my minion or minions away!!!

by Jackie October 13, 2004