jack's definitions

dtheatre

The largest film news discussion site and community online. dtheatre.com

Did you see that article on dtheatre yesterday?

by Jack June 22, 2004

peligro

An un-needed warning regarding the safety of any foolish action.

Danger!
Peligro!
Do NOT clean the barrel of this gun with your tonsils.

by Jack April 30, 2003

wang long

A chinese name. Also means long dick.

I see you have a wang long, may I suck on it?

by Jack December 29, 2003

paper launch

A release of a product, especially a computer component, in extremely limited quantities, making it very difficult for consumers to get their hands on. The purpose of this is generally for a company to be able to say "we have the fastest chip", before they can actually produce large numbers of them.

Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.

"Hey man, I can't find any vendors that sell the new, ultra-fast Intel chip. Have you found it anywhere yet?"

"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."

by Jack September 12, 2005

Blue Moon

A country in the Southern part of Wars World.Home to famous COs like Olaf and Grit.

Blue Moon is being invaded!

by Jack January 17, 2004

prat

Meaning ass or buttocks (as in "pratfall"), but used pejoratively as an insult.

"The man is a real prat!"

"Don't be such a prat, Charlie."

by Jack December 24, 2003

bird flu

Another disease that the media is trying to scare us with, along with monkey pox, SARS, and ebolia. Also something that George W. is trying to use to scare people into trusting him again. A disease which is probably more bull shit then anything else.

According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.

"Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."

-Bill Maher

"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush

by Jack November 13, 2005