jack's definitions

pwns

pwns is just something someone made up.
pwn means to get a head shot in a game like counter strike.

Joo just got pwned bitch!!

by jack February 20, 2005

get served

1. Act like a dick and get what you got coming.
2. Fall on a trick in skateboarding

1. Yeah, dat bitch got served.

2. He hit the lip and got fuckin served.

by jack February 8, 2003

summat

Yorkshire slang for "something."
Can also, more specifically, mean "something like that."

I'm going to go watch TV, or summat.

by Jack August 5, 2003

jelly roll

When you carry a roll of $1 or other small denomination bills and put a $100 or other large denomination bill on top of it to make yourself appear much wealthier.

You think he's loaded? All he's got is a jelly roll.

by Jack June 19, 2005

Circle Jerk

Invented by Australians. A group of individuals (usually male) stand in a cricle and masturbate. Sometimes, the first to ejaculate is declared "the winner."

"Jeff won the circle jerk competition, with Fred in close second"

by Jack August 16, 2004

shotty

forcing the fumes of the canabis pollen through water via a disused fanta bottle with a pipe at the bottom, sucking all the air out from the top and inhaling.

Me and Garath stayed up all nite and did shottys. I slept for a week!

by jack July 1, 2003

butterfly

a hot ass woman who you wanna fuck

man what a butterdly

by jack July 15, 2004