jack's definitions

Choking the Chicken

wack off, jack off

Jack likes to wack off while watching porn movies!

by Jack July 6, 2003

tricks

people a prostitue fucks

That hoe turns like 100 tricks a day

by Jack May 13, 2005

Esus

Jesus' black, cooler twin who allows you to say his name in vain and in bed. Rock on, Esus.

Thank you Esus, my lord and saviour.

by Jack June 17, 2003

CGNU

n: Crazy Go Nuts University
colledge frome which Strong Bad graduated.
mascot: the Crazy Go Nuts Dumple.

"the future is you.....probably."

by jack November 29, 2003

Cezero

A hopeless, mid 20's male, with low self esteem, and a Mariner's fan. Cezero often takes the shape of a troll in hope of un-earthing his inner anger.

Troll, Loser, Bully

by Jack June 7, 2004

Riddle Runaround

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University-Daytona Beach. No girls and school fucks you over. students pay 30,000 a yar to be ass raped

Dude i got grounded from flight today for no reason, I tried going to Records and Registration but i got the riddle runaround

by JACK August 1, 2004

Fin

1.)A five dollar bill (U.S. or Canadian Currency)
2.)A half gram of chronic
3.)Or buying a half dime for a fin.
(Dime is .8 weighed out in chronic)

"Can I get a half a g"
"Yea sure throw me that fin"

by jack October 31, 2004