jack's definitions

dicking

Screwing up royally. What you say to someone you have trusted knows what is happening, but then realize that they are lost with no clue.

You have no idea what you are doing, do you? You are dicking big time!!

by Jack January 16, 2004

Sloppy Joe

Taking a crap on a flat-chested woman's breasts and then titty fucking her.

I'd like to give Paris Hilton a sloppy joe.

by Jack January 17, 2005

ball slapper

when your balls slapp against your girls theighs when your have sex

i hope i don't have a ball slapper with you

by jack March 8, 2003

CD

Short for Clearly Diluted.

Man, that's he's so CD.

by Jack April 10, 2003

SLIIIIIIICE!!!!!

Adj.
1. used to define a moment of intensity.
2. said in times of great luck or happiness.

1. Yo that car just clipped us, SLIIIIIICE!!!!!
2. Your passing that this way, slice!
3. Is that my beer you're drinking Jack, that's a slice!!!!

by Jack April 4, 2005

field hockey player

a twenty-something female of substantial size.

The blonde chick is hot, but her friend is a field hockey player

by jack September 4, 2004

whale watching

The act of going to a restaurant for the sole purpose of watching the really fat people eat. Best whale watching locations include buffets, all-you-can-eat pancake dinners, and friday night fish fries.

The family and I went out to Old Country Buffet last Friday to go whale watching. We saw this one orca go back for six plates. We took pictures.

by Jack August 5, 2006