jack's definitions

ball slapper

when your balls slapp against your girls theighs when your have sex

i hope i don't have a ball slapper with you

by jack March 8, 2003

SLIIIIIIICE!!!!!

Adj.
1. used to define a moment of intensity.
2. said in times of great luck or happiness.

1. Yo that car just clipped us, SLIIIIIICE!!!!!
2. Your passing that this way, slice!
3. Is that my beer you're drinking Jack, that's a slice!!!!

by Jack April 4, 2005

headies

A sweet wave to surf.

"yo dude, do you see that wave?! it's the headies!"

by Jack August 23, 2004

year round cold

When a guy masturbates so much he always needs a box of kleenexes in his room.

"You know that guy Eric?"
"Don't hang with him man, he's got a year round cold."

by JACK April 8, 2005

rossyamaguchi

homo that wears black jeans

your a rosskumasaki

by jack April 28, 2003

fagotron

A very flagrantly gay person.

My fagotron RC gave Kevin a handjob.

by Jack May 6, 2003

northeaster

a word to characterize New England's spontaneous and harsh weather; a fierce snowfall that hits hard and doesn't last a particularly long amount of time

Six inches of snow in 10 minutes... that was quite a northeaster!

by Jack January 2, 2004