ranch tooth

Much like a sweet tooth craves sweets, the ranch tooth craves Wendy's ranch chicken sandwiches. However this makes social situations awkward, as the foot-tall, hatted tooth is prone to shout out "RANCH!" in any situation.

Just tell your stupid ranch tooth to shut up!

by Jack September 05, 2005

a skanky ass hoe

Slut that will do anything (for free/money) you tell her to.

cocksuckers

by Jack September 04, 2003

gimmick play

An offensive football play that involves trickery and deception, intended to give the offensive team an advantage by confusing the defense.

Gimmick plays are easy to defend against if the defense sees it coming, so they are only run once in a while.

Gimmick plays are also known as gadget plays.

The flea flicker, the halfback pass, and the double reverse are some examples of gimmick plays.

by Jack November 26, 2006

script kiddie

Some spotty n00b who uses crap like Sub7 and thinks he's a legend.

These people need a good slap, and give professional crackers and programmers a bad name.

Despite what you may hear, good crackers don't often get caught. The people that get caught are dipshit n00bs who don't know enough about what they are doing to cover their tracks.

These people make me sick.

"I PWNED j00"
"shut up before i shut you up, you iliterate moron"

by Jack July 16, 2004

23 Morty

the Highest number in the world;the Highest number ever;the Highest number there is

yo that shit kicks ass times 23 morty!!

by jack May 26, 2004

the Fonz

one who wears a white shirt under a leather jacket, walks around with his coller up, clicks his fingers, and points with two fingers of each hand at a time while saying 'ehhhh!!'

oi look out, here comes jack the fonz!

by jack June 19, 2003

flange

a projection around the rim of a shaft, used for for attaching to another object
viz. the vagina labia minora

she jived her arse off, flanges flapping

She's got fine flanges, man. Gothic arch.

a flange-sandwich

by Jack August 05, 2004