jack's definitions

c-note

1) A 100-dollar bill

2) An amount of money equal to $100

1) I went to the bank and exchanged a c-note for five 20's.

2) This TV cost me five c-notes. If you break it, I'll break you.

by Jack July 9, 2004

politists

political elitists

Washington DC has soooo many politists (political elitists) there isn't any room for... well any thing else like common sense.

by JaCK May 15, 2014

stafu

a way to say stfu while talking with people

HEY STAFU YOU STUPID BiTCH

by Jack February 17, 2005

cunt-pad

a slender piece of cotton-like material that is worn in the crotch area of womens'underwear during their time of the month. kotex pad

Her cunt-pad felt moist due to seepage from her period.

by Jack May 20, 2004

Hotdoging

Verb When a guinea pig is in between your legs and looks like a hot dog.

That Guinea pig is hotdoging with my sister

by Jack March 12, 2005

dooooooooo

the sound of a fart that is semi moist and go on for a long time

when you fart it makes this sound eg doooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by JAck April 23, 2004

lamebrain

An total idiot.

see: scott whitson

Scott Whitson is a lamebrain

by jack December 13, 2003