jack's definitions

chili shits

The flaming end to a hot bowl of chili.

Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten that four-alarm chili. I had the chili shits all night.

by Jack August 5, 2006

High-brow

Adj A person or persons of an elevated status in terms of behaviour or appearance and actions v look up on v admire adj better adj extraordinary

Brode: How did you get to the airport, in a taxi?
Jack: No, we went in a limousine.
Brode: That is High brow!

Gina Maffey

by Jack July 20, 2004

rapid

a person with extreme speed and always wins everything so everyone hates them

aww look, its rapid emily, wats she doing?

by jack October 12, 2004

father

an unkown contributer to the ghetto

BITCH i dont know my father

by jack March 9, 2003

bird flu

Another disease that the media is trying to scare us with, along with monkey pox, SARS, and ebolia. Also something that George W. is trying to use to scare people into trusting him again. A disease which is probably more bull shit then anything else.

According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.

"Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."

-Bill Maher

"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush

by Jack November 13, 2005

pwns

pwns is just something someone made up.
pwn means to get a head shot in a game like counter strike.

Joo just got pwned bitch!!

by jack February 20, 2005

t-baggin

wen a guy puts his balls in a womans mouth

her mouth was nice and big, good for t-baggin

by Jack February 19, 2004