jack's definitions

philsquid

a homosexual schoolkid who is the passive partener in a relationship (the bitch)

kevin is such a philsquid

by jack February 27, 2004

cunt-plug

A long slender cotton object that women insert monthly into their cunts. tampon

She was feeling desperate as she was on her last cunt-plug and miles from home.

by Jack May 17, 2004

megadeth

Formed by ex metallica guitarist Dave Mustaine, who got kicked out for having drug problems. One of the best and greatest metal band on earth, up there with Metallica.

Megadeth was one of the best metal band on earth until they broke up in April 2002.

by Jack September 19, 2003

mis.mika

a wuff pussy that smells wores than a skunk that shitted on it self

my mom is a mis.mika

by jack January 1, 2005

soupeh

"uber leet" or "master of pwnage"

Oh my, wat a soupeh

by Jack August 26, 2003

steal this book

A book considered by some to be in the same vein as the Anarchist Cookbook but far less malicious in nature, Steal this Book was a guide to conning in most aspects of life. Steal this Book detailed methods for stealing just about anything including food, clothes, furniture, and even housing.

Everything the average hippie-on-the-street had to know to survive without working could be found in a copy of Steal this Book, all the methods were tried and true. It's a shame few of them work nowadays.

Don't be a sucker, grab your Steal this Book and figure out how to get your dinner for free.

by Jack April 2, 2004

posegay

distant cousin of batman; striking fear into the minds of little aquatic dwelling peoples;

o sh*t posegay is coming

by Jack February 26, 2005