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P-string

A thong type thing with a fake dick attached to it so a transsexual male can pee standing.
I do not have a p-string.
by Jack January 19, 2004
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steal this book

A book considered by some to be in the same vein as the Anarchist Cookbook but far less malicious in nature, Steal this Book was a guide to conning in most aspects of life. Steal this Book detailed methods for stealing just about anything including food, clothes, furniture, and even housing.

Everything the average hippie-on-the-street had to know to survive without working could be found in a copy of Steal this Book, all the methods were tried and true. It's a shame few of them work nowadays.
Don't be a sucker, grab your Steal this Book and figure out how to get your dinner for free.
by Jack April 2, 2004
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cunt-plug

A long slender cotton object that women insert monthly into their cunts. tampon
She was feeling desperate as she was on her last cunt-plug and miles from home.
by Jack May 17, 2004
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linntie

linnet the name of a tiny bird that flits through the hedges and bushes, hence linntie a 'geordie'slang word for linnet
he was as quick as a linntie
by jack January 17, 2005
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ESPN

The Total Sports Network. Home of many sports and cool shows.
Yo, ESPN rocks!
by jack May 13, 2003
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Poon Smack

Smacking or whacking of the female poon-tang. (created by jack not Ben)
I gave your mom a poon smack last night.
by Jack March 6, 2004
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that one stings

A slang word for when a person suffer an insult that made her extremely humiliated.
Jack says: Man you are so dumb, how come you put your shorts on the refrigerator.
John says: That one stings jack.
by Jack April 11, 2005
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