jack's definitions

miske

someone who stays forever young

Miske would have the same sweet 16 haircut on his 32nd birthday

by jack November 8, 2004

Pig Fucker

one who fucks pigs

you are a pig fucker

by jack December 26, 2003

boo boo baby

An unexpected pregnancy or child. Also the best term to explain to your bastard child why Daddy never comes to visit.

"Hey, have you seen Julie recently?"
"Yeah, looks like she got knocked up with a boo boo baby."

by Jack August 5, 2006

fishie

Insult directed to any Freshman in high school or anyone that acts as such.

Freshman: Wheres the **** room?
Upper Classman: What? It's right in front of you!
F-man: Oh! Well I'm new.
U.C.: Stupid blind fishie.

by Jack April 22, 2005

Canada

1. The best country in the world. 2. A very cold place located mostly above the 49th parallel. 3. Also known as the birthplace of professional hockey, maple leaf flag, Molson beer and the "I am Canadian" rant as well as the Mackenzie bros. 4. A country with more than 2.5 times as much land and with 1/10th the population of the US, making it that much nicer.

Oh, Man, god bless Canada, eh? What a beautiful place we live in.

by Jack October 7, 2004

Knerys

A Colorado girl who loves to spend time dancing, putting posters of Orlando up on her wall, and swimming.

Knerys came by my house today, she killed my cousin and stole our beer.

by Jack January 2, 2004

airmail

To throw a ball too high, and have it sail over the head of the person you're throwing it to. Usually used in baseball.

Ichiro was safe at third base because Guerrero airmailed the throw into the stands.

by Jack July 6, 2004