jack's definitions

Romanian Handshake

To fuck a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a blow job.

Dude, bonus points if you get twins!

by jack November 24, 2003

dooooooooo

the sound of a fart that is semi moist and go on for a long time

when you fart it makes this sound eg doooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by JAck April 23, 2004

brewin

the act of drinking beer.

what up.
o u know we chillin n brewin

by jack January 19, 2004

Ru Show

to ruin someone by making fun of them

He Just ru showed your ass!

by Jack April 28, 2003

sadass

A person that lacks all the vitals in his/her life.

Jack Liu is a fucking sadass.

by Jack February 6, 2005

Fail

either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck.

1 "you actually bought that? FAIL"
2 "this movie fails."

by jack July 22, 2003

peligro

An un-needed warning regarding the safety of any foolish action.

Danger!
Peligro!
Do NOT clean the barrel of this gun with your tonsils.

by Jack April 30, 2003