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manwidth

The diameter of one's penis, and a measure of meaty manliness. First coined in a comic by Penny Arcade. See Fat Pipes.
My manwidth drives the ladies wild.
by Jack August 5, 2006
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joementum

Wow, Lieberman's campaign has got some real joementum... It's going down the drain...
by Jack January 29, 2004
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divx

1) Format (codec) for digital video (.avi) files that uses lossy compression. DivX was created by reverse-engineering the MPEG4 format. DivX is known for being able to create high-quality video with very small file sizes. The makers of DivX claim it can reduce a DVD to 10% of its original size and be virtually indistinguishable from the original.

2) Acronym for "Digital Video Express", the failed DVD rental format from Circuit City. They way it worked was once you "activated" the Divx DVD movie, it would lock you out after 48 hours, at which point you could unlock it for another 48 hours, or buy the full movie and unlock it permanently. Never really caught on, mainly because you could only play Divx movies on Divx-enabled DVD players.
1) "You should encode the movie with Divx so you get a small file with good quality"

2) "Haha, you actually bought a Divx player from Circuit City? What, were they out of Betamax players?"
by Jack May 13, 2005
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lita

by jack April 16, 2004
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ESPN

The Total Sports Network. Home of many sports and cool shows.
Yo, ESPN rocks!
by jack May 13, 2003
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gruelsome

of or relating to grueling
Boy is that gruelsome
by Jack May 13, 2005
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City honors School

City Honors is a public school in Buffalo, New York. this is where all the best and brightest students come to hang out and go to "school". not really though. because at city honors i cannot remember the last time i did not do homework and recieved any kind of conciquence. We basically do not try and our teachers are not nearly as smart as we are so we just chill out all day then go to killer good colleges and get ranked number 4 public school in the nation.
City honors school kid: i have a future and will go to harvard because i am that sweet at life
Every other school ever kid: awwwwwww man you are really cool
by Jack August 30, 2008
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