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Company of men

A polite way of saying a guy is homosexual without actually coming out and saying it. This can refer to bisexual men too.
Bill: He seems a little "off" to me..

Jack: Well he enjoys the "company of men".

Bill: Well who doesn't?

Jack: I don't think you're quite getting this..
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 30, 2005
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nationalism

Nationalism is the belief that your country has the right to exist on its own. Not to be confused with Patriotism.
Tyrant: Damn these nationalists. Now we'll have to try extra-hard to break them of their will! What? Urbandictionary is tell me to use the word 'Nationalism' in a defintion?! This is unbelievable.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 17, 2006
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Happiness

is:
a seven second orgasm.
a cigarette.
winning the lottery.
seeing you former bullies become failures at life.
eating at White Castle.
eating period.
Writing you're name in the snow while taking a leak.
According to The Beatles, A warm gun.

Happiness is just brief moments of bliss.
Check that out! i actually wrote the "i" in 'brian'.
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 5, 2005
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Cigarette

Tobacco rolled in paper. With a filter. Filters are usually prefered because getting tobacco in your mouth is unpleasant. Though people who smoke unfiltered cigarettes accuse filter cigarette smokers of being a pussy. Cigarettes aren't bad if you smoke them once in a while. Even one a day won't hurt you.
I'm trying to fill space cause UrbanDictionary said i need atleast 20 letters and 3 words. Word Yo!
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 21, 2005
mugGet the Cigarettemug.

Nigga Please

When you accidently bump into/are in the way of a black girl. Then when you try to say sorry you get slapped in the face with a "Nigga Please!" followed by a string of insults including ones aimed at your ethnicity, mom, fashion sense, Etc. And it all ends with a snap of the fingers and a bob of the head and she walks off. Leaving you in a total state of confusion.
Johnson: Oops!, I'm so-
Shaquandaya: Nigga Please!, You look like you just came out of the thrift store with yo cheap ass. Yo mom was a poor white trash hooker and you look straight up retarded! Crazy fuckin' crackas, think they can accidently walk into me!
Johnson:...What just happened?
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005
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Crocodile Hunter

A show who's host must be on some kind of mind altering substance. Sneaks up behind animals and wrestles them down. He has a very thick austrailian accent. Is not famous for using common sense.
Doctor: Steve, what happened?

Steve Irwin: Well, I was staring a spitting cobra in the face. And get this, The little bugger spit a huge glob of venom in my eye!
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 8, 2005
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Dir En Grey

A good japanese band. When they first started they had a more visual, feminine style that reflected in the music and clothes. Over the years they have dropped the visual effects for a more masculine approach. As can be seen in the album "Vulgar". In 2004 they have totally dropped the visual kei gig. The music became heavier and more american influenced. They still sound good.
Clint: I like Dir En Grey.

Joe: Yes, i like them also.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 21, 2005
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