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josè

A very common hispanic name that translates to "Joe" in english. If you walk into southern California and call this name you are bound to find a friend.
Man, This alcoholic's defintions are so racist and based on stereotypes how can they NOT be awesome?!
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 29, 2006
mugGet the josèmug.

Ron Jeremy

a man who gets more ass then a toilet seat
Ron Jeremy:I get more ass then a toilet seat!
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004
mugGet the Ron Jeremymug.

Most pit

A mosh pit with a bunch of drunk people running around.
by iwannabeanalcoholic June 28, 2005
mugGet the Most pitmug.

Bullshit!

A television series on the SHOtime movie network. Hosts Penn & Teller debunk myths and stuff that is just plain out bullshit. Including Bottled water, Talking to the dead, PETA, and more. Has been on air for 2 seasons so far.
Ingrid: PETA Will continue to grow

Penn: Bullshit!
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005
mugGet the Bullshit!mug.

good citizen

When a person feels the need to watch his or her neighborhood for any behavior they see as bad/dangerous and will ruin anyones day. Although they consider themselves good citizens they are often intimidating and could possibly be mistaken for a neo-fascist leader.
Clint: *breaks glass* I love breaking glass. Its pretty cool and totally harmless. It makes the street look like it has diamonds in it and totally enhances the look of anything.

Will: I agree. It does look pretty cool.

Good Citizen: Hey, You wanna pick that up now?!?!?! I'm saying this with a beer in my hand. I think later i'll go drive in my car and get in an accident but i'll judge you for breaking glass and making the ground look like it has the appearence of diamonds. Rawr. I'm a totally raging alcoholic, I'm a good citizen making kids pick up shards of glass.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 17, 2005
mugGet the good citizenmug.

W.A.R

Stands for White Aryan Resistance. W.A.R is a neo-nazi group. As with any neo-nazi group they hate any other race except the supreme aryan race.
Clint: They base their hatred on racial stereotypes which are exactly that, stereotypes. Stereotypes are unreliable. When you base a belief on a stereotype then you just make yourself look like an idiot. Stereotypes may apply to some people within a race but obviously it doesn't apply to everyone.

W.A.R and the whole nazi movement is complete and utter crap and they have no valid reason for their hatred. except for maybe a few bad experiences with a person belonging to a particular ethnicity.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 20, 2005
mugGet the W.A.Rmug.

Toilet Humor

Toilet humor is reference to defecation, vomiting, farting and urination in a humorous way. It can be funny or just totally stupid depending on the way it is presented. It is the main style of humor used in movies and television series such as American Pie, South Park, Beavis and Butthead, and jackass.
Alex: I went into the boys bathroom but i found the toilet to be full of shit. So as an alternative I pissed in the radiator for fear if I flushed the toilet it would overflow.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 30, 2005
mugGet the Toilet Humormug.

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