iwannabeanalcoholic's definitions

Ovaries

What emo boys have that make them make such sissy music. it is also said that emo girls have cocks

Oh man. my ovaries kicked in and now my third album totally sucks emogirl cock

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004

Mandolin

A mandolin is an instrument that sounds really good when played with a banjo. Originally from celtic decent. It has 8 strings and is only a little bit bigger then a violin.

That guy can totally shred the mandolin. Look at that lightening fast picking!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005

catnip

Cheap,affordable, yet not as strong as weed.You can smoke this stuff. it won't get you high though.it will only relax you and make you want to sleep.

me and my friend smoked some Catnip in his room and then listened to Nine Inch Nails.

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004

Groggles

When you sleep for 10 hours and you still wake up tired.

Every single day i have the groggles.

by iwannabeanalcoholic May 13, 2005

Jeffery dahmer

Is appearing on the new alkaline trio album.knows how to rock.

GODDAMNIT! jeffery dahmer just ate our drummer!
Hey jeff?, do ya know how to rock?

Buy the new alkaline trio album..featuring Jeffery Dahmer on drums.

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004

Columbine

In a nutshell: Two kids got angry around 1998 cause the sky was blue. Started builing bombs. Got some chick to purchase their guns except for the TEC-9 Which was purchased by Eric Harris. Went on a killing spree for about 17 minutes. Were originally gonna kill around 600 people. Man, They diden't even come close.

::Looks at gun:: ::looks at bully:: ::looks at gun again::, Just needed a little motivation.

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 17, 2005

skater

Normally skaters are fine. It's when you get these elite skater assholes who call everyone a poser and make fun of beginners. That is where skaters get a bad reputation as punk and assholes.

Beginner: Hi! Can you guys show me how to do that?
"Elite" asshole: NO YOU POSER, FUCKIN' POSER, POSER ASS BITCH, IF YOU WEREN'T A GAY FAG POSER FAG ASS, THEN YOU'D BE A BIGGEST POSER IN POSER-VILLE!

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 19, 2005