iwannabeanalcoholic's definitions

C-C-S

a free catalog in which EVERYONE had to have in sixth grade in order to be cool.You would look at this catalog. wishing you had all this expensive crap.and then realised you coulden't skate.

"those shoes look pretty pimp,but i just realised..I can't even Ollie"

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004

Franz Kafka

I'm just a lonely german,
A lonely german from Prague,
HE IS FRANZ KAFKA! FRANZ KAFKA!

Oh. a rock opera based of Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis..

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004

Japanese Girls

Very hot girls. From japan, obviously. Tend to act more lady-like and are less obnoxious then fatty american girls.

Goddamn those japanese girls, They do it to me everytime!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 29, 2005

josè

A very common hispanic name that translates to "Joe" in english. If you walk into southern California and call this name you are bound to find a friend.

Man, This alcoholic's defintions are so racist and based on stereotypes how can they NOT be awesome?!

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 29, 2006

Ron Jeremy

a man who gets more ass then a toilet seat

Ron Jeremy:I get more ass then a toilet seat!

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004

Bullshit!

A television series on the SHOtime movie network. Hosts Penn & Teller debunk myths and stuff that is just plain out bullshit. Including Bottled water, Talking to the dead, PETA, and more. Has been on air for 2 seasons so far.

Ingrid: PETA Will continue to grow

Penn: Bullshit!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005

Most pit

A mosh pit with a bunch of drunk people running around.

We're going into the pit!

by iwannabeanalcoholic June 28, 2005