iwannabeanalcoholic's definitions

Demetri Martin

A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.

"This creature is made of the head of a horse, And the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. This symbolizes me in college."

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005

18 visions

a metalcore band that look they date hair stylists. The whole band is just really really metrosexual. How can you call you're self hardcore, or metalcore. Or ANY kind of core for that matter when you look like that?

The music is relativly ok though. Atleast its not slipknot or trapt.

18 visions had a video with lesbians in it. These metrosexuals know how to make a video!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 26, 2005

Now thats gangsta

When you say to some guy "i'm gonna ruin your shit, asshole", and you actually pull it off.

Ahh, THERE IS SHIT EVERYWHERE!!

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 22, 2005

C-C-S

a free catalog in which EVERYONE had to have in sixth grade in order to be cool.You would look at this catalog. wishing you had all this expensive crap.and then realised you coulden't skate.

"those shoes look pretty pimp,but i just realised..I can't even Ollie"

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004

Tekken

Tekken is a fighting game that is developed by Namco. starting its roots on the Playstation with Tekken, Tekken 2 and Tekken 3 (best one, in my humble opinion) and later carried on to the Playstation 2 with Tekken Tag Tournament, Tekken 4 and Tekken 5. Though the game is a classic in the fighting genre of videogames, It offers no new game play. Basically you're being sold the same thing in different packaging with a few new perks.

Namco: How much more can we beat this dead horse?

Clint: I don't know. i think they'll catch on pretty soon.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 21, 2005

Japanese Girls

Very hot girls. From japan, obviously. Tend to act more lady-like and are less obnoxious then fatty american girls.

Goddamn those japanese girls, They do it to me everytime!

by iwannabeanalcoholic March 29, 2005

Franz Kafka

I'm just a lonely german,
A lonely german from Prague,
HE IS FRANZ KAFKA! FRANZ KAFKA!

Oh. a rock opera based of Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis..

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004