A person who seeks affection from different people even if he/she is already seeing somebody. Will most likely play a little grab ass and fooly cooly with other people. The social whore tends to throw around the words "I love you" without having any meaning behind these words. Therefor hurting the person who actually fell in love with said social whore in the first place.
by iwannabeanalcoholic March 29, 2005
Jessica: Hey baby, I luv you!!
Ben: Hi jessica, I luv you too!!
Jessica: Hey baby, I luv you!!
Clint: Hey jess, I luv you too!!
Jessica: Hey baby, you're the only one for me..I luv you!!
Joe: Hey jess, I luv you..Wanna fuck?
Jessica: No.
Jessica: Hey baby, I luv you!!!!
Jordan: Who the fuck are you?
Jessica: Im the stalker, that always follows you, and loves your hair cause its a like a women, and im a lesbian. Wanna fuck.
Jordan: Nah ho I be chillin in compton with the real bitchs.
Jessica: Oh im gonna go cry!!! and tell my problems to EPH, my fb, that I get drunk with every single FUCKING weekend.
Jessica: I LOVE YOU ALL, BUH BI!!
Ben: Hi jessica, I luv you too!!
Jessica: Hey baby, I luv you!!
Clint: Hey jess, I luv you too!!
Jessica: Hey baby, you're the only one for me..I luv you!!
Joe: Hey jess, I luv you..Wanna fuck?
Jessica: No.
Jessica: Hey baby, I luv you!!!!
Jordan: Who the fuck are you?
Jessica: Im the stalker, that always follows you, and loves your hair cause its a like a women, and im a lesbian. Wanna fuck.
Jordan: Nah ho I be chillin in compton with the real bitchs.
Jessica: Oh im gonna go cry!!! and tell my problems to EPH, my fb, that I get drunk with every single FUCKING weekend.
Jessica: I LOVE YOU ALL, BUH BI!!
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 21, 2005
A band around the late 70's who was very familer with the synth sound and used it.Very popular back then. not as much now. one of the main influences of The Strokes. who are hailed as "The saviours of rock". but diden't live up the hype
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004
A very common hispanic name that translates to "Joe" in english. If you walk into southern California and call this name you are bound to find a friend.
Man, This alcoholic's defintions are so racist and based on stereotypes how can they NOT be awesome?!
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 08, 2005
A terrorist organization originating pre-World War 1 in Eastern Europe. I use Eastern Europe because its just vague enough to work and i don't feel like doing any actual research.
Back to the definition, The Black Hand is responsible for the assasination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria in Sarajevo.
Back to the definition, The Black Hand is responsible for the assasination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria in Sarajevo.
Gavrilo Princip: I think i'll assasinate the Archduke of Austria today seeing as how i'm a member of The Black Hand.
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 28, 2006
Another band that NO ONE would have listened to if the retro thing wasen't "in". Now you have Slipknot fans listening to The Beatles. Its Sad, SAD I TELL YOU!
SlIpKnoT FaN: Teacher, a few days ago was the death of John Lennon..I don't think we should do work today.
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 21, 2005
When you accidently bump into/are in the way of a black girl. Then when you try to say sorry you get slapped in the face with a "Nigga Please!" followed by a string of insults including ones aimed at your ethnicity, mom, fashion sense, Etc. And it all ends with a snap of the fingers and a bob of the head and she walks off. Leaving you in a total state of confusion.
Johnson: Oops!, I'm so-
Shaquandaya: Nigga Please!, You look like you just came out of the thrift store with yo cheap ass. Yo mom was a poor white trash hooker and you look straight up retarded! Crazy fuckin' crackas, think they can accidently walk into me!
Johnson:...What just happened?
Shaquandaya: Nigga Please!, You look like you just came out of the thrift store with yo cheap ass. Yo mom was a poor white trash hooker and you look straight up retarded! Crazy fuckin' crackas, think they can accidently walk into me!
Johnson:...What just happened?
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 28, 2005