4 definitions by itreb ekim
Jenkins was in such a hurry he pulled up his pants as soon as he was done taking a leak; Johnson Drips ensued.
by itreb ekim December 3, 2014
A druid on your father’s side 800 years ago was involved in a fantastic scandal where he stole the first born child of everyone in the region of Gaul and put them on a ship to a far away island. They were told to create a society of volcano people who loved to lay about in hot tubs and sing A cappella Viking hymns. That place is Iceland, and your DNA indicates that if you were to ever reproduce with someone there, it would most likely be a cousin (with disastrous results). There is no shame in sterilization.
by itreb ekim September 2, 2014
by itreb ekim September 7, 2014