illEATurHARTout's definitions

hooky

Absence without leave; truancy.

All John does is play hooky from school and stay home & do drugs.

by illEATurHARTout March 12, 2004

Dial-up

1) Of or relating to a network connection, as to the Internet, which requires that a telephone number be dialed.

2) A temporary, as opposed to dedicated, connection between machines established over a telephone line using modems.

My dial-up connection was interrupted by call waiting.

by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004

Narcissist

Somebody better looking than you are.

John is such a narcist.

by illEATurHARTout November 1, 2004

orgasm

n.
1) The peak of sexual excitement, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male. Also called climax.

2) A similar point of intensity of emotional excitement.

intr.v.
To experience an orgasm.

Many women — about one out of three — have trouble reaching orgasm when having sex with a partner. Most women experience orgasm through clitoral stimulation rather than through vaginal penetration. So if a woman is having difficulty reaching orgasm, she may want to try clitoral stimulation during, before, or after vaginal intercourse and oral sex to have an orgasm. Keep in mind, every woman's body responds differently to various kinds of sex play. Each woman has different preferences for the ways in which her clitoris is stimulated.

by illEATurHARTout July 6, 2004

LAN

A system that links together electronic office equipment, such as computers and word processors, and forms a network within an office or building.

Most colleges are on a LAN.

by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004

Noobus Maximus

When someone is being the biggest n00b they could possibly be. Often used to insult inexperienced users when they fuck up big time while playing an online computer game.

DragonMan32: *shoots own teammate*
Renegade: omfg, Noobus Maximus! You want to shoot the RED people!
DragonMan32: soz!!1

by illEATurHARTout March 18, 2005