Definitions by ihatelifemorethanyou

narcissistemo 

A weird and rare group of people that hate themselves for being weak and train on the hatred built towards their enemies. They don't trust or rely anyone except themselves.

They are characterized by 3 adjectives:
Hatred
Sorrow
Regret

I'm narcissistemo. Why? Because I hate my enemies and believe everyone's a backstabbing dick.

narcissistemo by ihatelifemorethanyou November 2, 2009

Halloween 

The only day of the year when it's acceptable for guys to dress up as girls in school.

Guy 1: Hey what's your costume gonna be for Halloween tomorrow?

Guy 2: I'm gonna steal my girlfriend's clothes and shoes and dress up like a blond slut.

Guy 1: Won't she mind?

Guy 2: Nan, she's curious about what I'll look like.

Next day...

Guy 1: Holy shit! You look better as a girl than a guy!!!

Guy 2: ...

Halloween by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009

Lol 

What people say when they have no clue what's going on and have nothing to say.

Guy 1: Hey, yesterday I slept at 2 o clock in the morning. The bio homework took the longest time but i suppose calculus took some time also. When did you sleep?

Guy 2: um... LOL!

Lol by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009

Epic Fail 

The most celestial pair of words in the universe.

Hades: Why can't I kill Odysseus?

Zeus: Ahaha Epic fail.

Epic Fail by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009

Hamster 

What happened when the squirrel got overly lustful and fucked a rat repeatedly.

Science Teacher: So, as we all know, the hamster was brought into existence shortly after the squirrel and rat were introduced. I want you to write a 10 page essay on the behaviors of these animals during mating.

Hamster by ihatelifemorethanyou September 19, 2009

Anime

Is awesomeness. PERIOD. STFU all you haters of it and i hope that you all have fun doing your homework like nerds and pursuing some boring-ass daily activities like gossiping and get rejected by someone you like. People who watch anime understand that life isn't perfect and lacks some essentials that are covered by the action and excitement of anime.

God: I made anime. Fuck all you people who hate it.

Anime by ihatelifemorethanyou September 16, 2009

Hatred 

The root of all power.

My dedication comes from hatred.

Hatred by ihatelifemorethanyou September 16, 2009