ihatelifemorethanyou's definitions

Hatred

The root of all power.

My dedication comes from hatred.

by ihatelifemorethanyou September 16, 2009

dead

What happens when your cells stop having sex.

Cell: Oh noes! I can't reproduce.

Captain Obvious to the rescue!!!

Captain Obvious: YOU ARE DEAD!

by ihatelifemorethanyou January 9, 2010

narcissistemo

A weird and rare group of people that hate themselves for being weak and train on the hatred built towards their enemies. They don't trust or rely anyone except themselves.

They are characterized by 3 adjectives:
Hatred
Sorrow
Regret

I'm narcissistemo. Why? Because I hate my enemies and believe everyone's a backstabbing dick.

by ihatelifemorethanyou November 2, 2009

Seikon no Qwaser

1): The usage of radiation from "Quasars" to enhance boob image and size, adapted from innovative Japanese technology.

2): The act of sucking soma from the enhanced cleavages of female anime characters in order to unlock an element of the periodic table of elements.

3): An anime based on definitions of 1 and 2.

Person 1: Hey did you see the new episode of Seikon no Qwaser that came out yesterday?

Person 2: There was so much sucking and moaning...

Person 1: Inorite?! Man he sucked her good!

by ihatelifemorethanyou August 20, 2010

attention whore

An irritable little bitch that decides to randomly flip out over little things. They would say almost anything to get attention including random shit that haven't even crossed their non-existent hallow head before, including random capitalized letter like "NWEKLRHWL:ERJWERWER" with the "ZOMGS" and the oh-so-cunning spellings of "WONNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?"

Note: It is impossible to shut them up.

I thought I had a good friend, turned out she was just a pmsing attention whore.

by ihatelifemorethanyou January 11, 2010

Anime

Is awesomeness. PERIOD. STFU all you haters of it and i hope that you all have fun doing your homework like nerds and pursuing some boring-ass daily activities like gossiping and get rejected by someone you like. People who watch anime understand that life isn't perfect and lacks some essentials that are covered by the action and excitement of anime.

God: I made anime. Fuck all you people who hate it.

by ihatelifemorethanyou September 16, 2009

Falcon Punch

What happens when you divide by zero.

Teacher: So Tommy how do you finished this problem?

Tommy: I subtract 10, then divide by zer-

Teacher: Oh no u dint
FALCONNN... PUNNNCH

*Tommy gets a Falcon Punch to the face...

by ihatelifemorethanyou December 18, 2009