ihatelifemorethanyou's definitions

Anime

Is awesomeness. PERIOD. STFU all you haters of it and i hope that you all have fun doing your homework like nerds and pursuing some boring-ass daily activities like gossiping and get rejected by someone you like. People who watch anime understand that life isn't perfect and lacks some essentials that are covered by the action and excitement of anime.

God: I made anime. Fuck all you people who hate it.

by ihatelifemorethanyou September 16, 2009

attention whore

An irritable little bitch that decides to randomly flip out over little things. They would say almost anything to get attention including random shit that haven't even crossed their non-existent hallow head before, including random capitalized letter like "NWEKLRHWL:ERJWERWER" with the "ZOMGS" and the oh-so-cunning spellings of "WONNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?"

Note: It is impossible to shut them up.

I thought I had a good friend, turned out she was just a pmsing attention whore.

by ihatelifemorethanyou January 11, 2010

Falcon Punch

What happens when you divide by zero.

Teacher: So Tommy how do you finished this problem?

Tommy: I subtract 10, then divide by zer-

Teacher: Oh no u dint
FALCONNN... PUNNNCH

*Tommy gets a Falcon Punch to the face...

by ihatelifemorethanyou December 18, 2009

Seikon no Qwaser

1): The usage of radiation from "Quasars" to enhance boob image and size, adapted from innovative Japanese technology.

2): The act of sucking soma from the enhanced cleavages of female anime characters in order to unlock an element of the periodic table of elements.

3): An anime based on definitions of 1 and 2.

Person 1: Hey did you see the new episode of Seikon no Qwaser that came out yesterday?

Person 2: There was so much sucking and moaning...

Person 1: Inorite?! Man he sucked her good!

by ihatelifemorethanyou August 20, 2010

Lol

What people say when they have no clue what's going on and have nothing to say.

Guy 1: Hey, yesterday I slept at 2 o clock in the morning. The bio homework took the longest time but i suppose calculus took some time also. When did you sleep?

Guy 2: um... LOL!

by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009

Halloween

The only day of the year when it's acceptable for guys to dress up as girls in school.

Guy 1: Hey what's your costume gonna be for Halloween tomorrow?

Guy 2: I'm gonna steal my girlfriend's clothes and shoes and dress up like a blond slut.

Guy 1: Won't she mind?

Guy 2: Nan, she's curious about what I'll look like.

Next day...

Guy 1: Holy shit! You look better as a girl than a guy!!!

Guy 2: ...

by ihatelifemorethanyou October 31, 2009

Hamster

What happened when the squirrel got overly lustful and fucked a rat repeatedly.

Science Teacher: So, as we all know, the hamster was brought into existence shortly after the squirrel and rat were introduced. I want you to write a 10 page essay on the behaviors of these animals during mating.

by ihatelifemorethanyou September 19, 2009