ihatelifemorethanyou's definitions

dead

What happens when your cells stop having sex.

Cell: Oh noes! I can't reproduce.

Captain Obvious to the rescue!!!

Captain Obvious: YOU ARE DEAD!

by ihatelifemorethanyou January 9, 2010

Seikon no Qwaser

1): The usage of radiation from "Quasars" to enhance boob image and size, adapted from innovative Japanese technology.

2): The act of sucking soma from the enhanced cleavages of female anime characters in order to unlock an element of the periodic table of elements.

3): An anime based on definitions of 1 and 2.

Person 1: Hey did you see the new episode of Seikon no Qwaser that came out yesterday?

Person 2: There was so much sucking and moaning...

Person 1: Inorite?! Man he sucked her good!

by ihatelifemorethanyou August 20, 2010

Falcon Punch

What happens when you divide by zero.

Teacher: So Tommy how do you finished this problem?

Tommy: I subtract 10, then divide by zer-

Teacher: Oh no u dint
FALCONNN... PUNNNCH

*Tommy gets a Falcon Punch to the face...

by ihatelifemorethanyou December 18, 2009

Anime

Is awesomeness. PERIOD. STFU all you haters of it and i hope that you all have fun doing your homework like nerds and pursuing some boring-ass daily activities like gossiping and get rejected by someone you like. People who watch anime understand that life isn't perfect and lacks some essentials that are covered by the action and excitement of anime.

God: I made anime. Fuck all you people who hate it.

by ihatelifemorethanyou September 16, 2009

attention whore

An irritable little bitch that decides to randomly flip out over little things. They would say almost anything to get attention including random shit that haven't even crossed their non-existent hallow head before, including random capitalized letter like "NWEKLRHWL:ERJWERWER" with the "ZOMGS" and the oh-so-cunning spellings of "WONNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?"

Note: It is impossible to shut them up.

I thought I had a good friend, turned out she was just a pmsing attention whore.

by ihatelifemorethanyou January 11, 2010

girls

Girls are an intricate race of polar opposites of guys. I'm not saying all girls are bad but I would say a HIGH majority of girls are just bitching attention whores. One day you're cool with them and the next they decide to randomly flip out over little piece of shit things and then proceeds to act like some brainless 2 year old.

Unfortunately statistics show that almost all of the nice, quiet girls are taken already. That leaves the rest of the girls and the G.I.R.Ls to be fairly split among desperate guys. Good luck finding a girl.

All the quiet, nice girls are overshadowed by their bitching attention hogging peers. Too bad. The world sucks but what can we do about it?

by ihatelifemorethanyou January 11, 2010

Hatred

The root of all power.

My dedication comes from hatred.

by ihatelifemorethanyou September 16, 2009