holly the ginger kid.'s definitions

song of songs

A book in the Bible that is very sexual.

Son-(reading under his breath) With breasts like towers...

Mother-What are you reading, young man? That type of book is not allowed in this house.

Son-The Bible. Song of Songs.

Mother-Oh. Well, go watch VeggieTales instead. **Jerks Bible away**

by holly the ginger kid. June 25, 2007

peta

Something people like to bash on urbandictionary because they don't have the willpower nor the mercy to become vegan/vegetarian.

Joe was fat and loved fried chicken. He didn't have the willpower to stop eatin fried chicken so to make himself feel better instead of joining PETA he wrote a mean definition about PETA on urbandictionary. Now he feels better about eating fried chicken and he will continue to eat it until he dies in a few days from heart disease.

by holly the ginger kid. August 6, 2007

reg kids

The reg kids are the kids in regular classes. They are usually unfit for society. They can be found smearing feces on the walls of highschools and having sex without using any sort of protection. They usually drop out of school after getting pregnant or getting expelled for drug possesion.

John-Did you see that reg pissing in the soap dispenser.
Max-Yeah. I hate those filthy reg kids.

by holly the ginger kid. August 31, 2007

middle school

A place worse than hell where everybody talks about everybody behind their back then talks about how they hate two faced people. Its even worse when you are at private middle school because there are only ten people in the whole school and if you don't like them youre screwed. The only way to survive is to be fake and then you hate yourself for being fake. You're just starting to go through puberty so your face is covered in zits and the people who haven't gone through puberty make fun of you for it. All the girls except a select few wear padded bras that make them into DDs when they're only an A cup and everybody hates each other. If you're in public middle school everybody are punk poseurs that listen to avril lavigne, good charlotte, and simple plan and cut themselves. If you're in private everybody wears Hollister and pretends to be perfect while listening to whatevers on MTV and only pretending to like it. Everybody fakes Starbucks obsessions when really they can't stand it.

Girl 1- OMG I love frappacinos sooo freakin' much!!!
Me-Then why aren't you drinking yours. You've been holding it for three hours.
Girl 1-I am drinking it. *pretends to suck on straw*
Me-(sarcastically) Yeah. Sure.
Girl 1- YOURE SUCH A TWO FACE!
Me- That doesn't make any sense. I fucking hate middle school.

by holly the ginger kid. May 19, 2007