holly the ginger kid.'s definitions

song of songs

A book in the Bible that is very sexual.

Son-(reading under his breath) With breasts like towers...

Mother-What are you reading, young man? That type of book is not allowed in this house.

Son-The Bible. Song of Songs.

Mother-Oh. Well, go watch VeggieTales instead. **Jerks Bible away**

by holly the ginger kid. June 25, 2007

the british play

What people say instead of Macbeth, a play thats name is cursed. Three years ago when it was performed on Broadway they called it Macbeth instead of the British play and three people died. If you say it in a theater you either get hurt or die.

Stupid Person-Thats stupid. Nothing will happen if I say Macbeth. **Dies a horrible, slow, painful death.

Thespian-I told you so. You are supposed to call it the British play.

by holly the ginger kid. July 10, 2007

scarred

amazing show on MTV that shows people getting hurt in horrible ways, usually skateboarding.

joe-did you see scarred last night? a guys balls got chopped off while he has skateboarding.

by holly the ginger kid. July 13, 2007

chocolate

A food most women fake obsessions with so they can fit in with other women. Other common obsessions include Starbucks and shoes.

Anne-Oh my gosh I have to have chocolate right now so I don't die. The only things better than chocolate are shoes and Starbucks.

Holly (me)-Fuck you, you stupid obsession faking future trophy wife bitch.

by holly the ginger kid. June 23, 2007