holly the ginger kid.'s definitions

scarred

amazing show on MTV that shows people getting hurt in horrible ways, usually skateboarding.

joe-did you see scarred last night? a guys balls got chopped off while he has skateboarding.

by holly the ginger kid. July 13, 2007

ioa

Short for Islands of Adventure. Islands of Adeventure is a theme park in Orlando thats pretty fun, except for the ridiculous prices on everything. They have some pretty good rollercoasters.

I went to IOA and later had to sell my house to pay the debts I had aquired at IOA.

by holly the ginger kid. July 3, 2007

windemere

A wealthy town in Florida.

Most of the really rich people live in Isle Worth, a neighborhood where the houses are all well over a million dollars. Famous residents inlcude Tiger Woods and Shaq.

A lot of upper middle class people live in Windemere, but they live closer to Gotha. Most of the houses in this area are stucco.

Its a nice place to live, but its a little stepfordish.

I used to live in Windemere and its pretty boring there.

by holly the ginger kid. September 7, 2007

born a gay

Something some Christians say if they don't like homosexuals.

Ignorant Christian-You aren't born a gay! You're born again!

Me-Its been proven that you are born gay, bitch. I would chop your head off, but you think you are going to heaven and I don't want to give you the pleasure.

by holly the ginger kid. June 25, 2007

the british play

What people say instead of Macbeth, a play thats name is cursed. Three years ago when it was performed on Broadway they called it Macbeth instead of the British play and three people died. If you say it in a theater you either get hurt or die.

Stupid Person-Thats stupid. Nothing will happen if I say Macbeth. **Dies a horrible, slow, painful death.

Thespian-I told you so. You are supposed to call it the British play.

by holly the ginger kid. July 10, 2007

bless your heart

An old or southern woman's excuse to insult people without being rude.

Old lady-That little girl has a face only a mother could love. Bless her little heart.

Southern woman-Your mother is a whore who sleeps around. Bless your heart.

by holly the ginger kid. June 21, 2007

middle school

A place worse than hell where everybody talks about everybody behind their back then talks about how they hate two faced people. Its even worse when you are at private middle school because there are only ten people in the whole school and if you don't like them youre screwed. The only way to survive is to be fake and then you hate yourself for being fake. You're just starting to go through puberty so your face is covered in zits and the people who haven't gone through puberty make fun of you for it. All the girls except a select few wear padded bras that make them into DDs when they're only an A cup and everybody hates each other. If you're in public middle school everybody are punk poseurs that listen to avril lavigne, good charlotte, and simple plan and cut themselves. If you're in private everybody wears Hollister and pretends to be perfect while listening to whatevers on MTV and only pretending to like it. Everybody fakes Starbucks obsessions when really they can't stand it.

Girl 1- OMG I love frappacinos sooo freakin' much!!!
Me-Then why aren't you drinking yours. You've been holding it for three hours.
Girl 1-I am drinking it. *pretends to suck on straw*
Me-(sarcastically) Yeah. Sure.
Girl 1- YOURE SUCH A TWO FACE!
Me- That doesn't make any sense. I fucking hate middle school.

by holly the ginger kid. May 19, 2007