hanes's definitions

Next on Death row

The dirty bastard who's last few minutes are upon him. That bastard faces an undescribable punishment. Actually its commonly described as scourging. Either stick in the limb, squid shock man or hang head from thick flammable brown lines.

Joseph: Detention is the worst!
Aaron: Frankly, Either stick in the limb, squid shock man or hang head from thick flammable brown lines, are the worst.

Can also be used when analyzing fingerprints through a low zoom magnifier. Only in Asia though.

by hanes November 12, 2004

Fucking moron

An insult that is used when someone is being really stupid and moronic.

You fucking moron! Fuck you! Fuck your family! Fuck your fucking fucked friends, fucking asshole, dipshit moron, dumbass dickwad fucker! FUCK YOU ALL!

by hanes May 23, 2005

Radeon

ATI's graphics cards line up. Currently their most high end is a 512 MB Radeon X850 XT PE Pci express. I think. Most people probably are still currently using 2nd generation radeons like Radeon 9xxxs. Rival versus GeForce by nVidia.

I have a Radeon 9800 pro, and it gets the job done and then some.

by hanes May 23, 2005

Technology

The downfall of the western civilization.

That boy watch television until his eyes protruded, when he was unable to watch any further.

by hanes June 27, 2005

Aquaticus

Just about the slickest dude in the local galaxies. Usually hangs around Anemio-theta near Proxima Centari, and carries around an antigravity neutron pistol.

Ow! Aquaticus just stole my God damn biopizza! Someone rip his dick off!

*All chant and agree*

*Aquaticus dissapears and leaves a note reading as: "Suck my big, large, hairy, twin-tipped cock, suckers."

by hanes May 5, 2005

summer

The most awesome season ever! School's out and sweet vacations are in order! Everything rocks!...at least until a damned tornado hits.

You know, summer was going all well until our car was swooped up by a tornado.

by hanes July 18, 2008

2017

According to Moecco, this is the year after the end of the world, meaning.
1) Another universe forms. (Ones that the current generation of humans and other lifeforms outside of earth will NOT take part of =( )
2)A Big mess of nothing-ness stretching for an infinite amount of length/width/depth will appear. (Until/If another universe appears.)
3)God throws his 44th armaggeddon aniversary with all whom dwell with him. (While the suckers in hell must polish satan's nails all day and wipe his red ass.)

Pete:Well it's December 30th, 2016, what do you want to do?
Mak: I don't know. Let's go over to the mountianside and watch the dragons enflame new york city.
Pete: Ok.

by hanes March 12, 2005