hanes's definitions

Supercontinent

The one and only massive exterior body or continent on a planet. A long long time ago, Pangea was the Earth's only body of land, and it was really big. Thus it was called a supercontinent. The supercontinent broke apart due to shifting of Earth's crusts, so now today, we have many mini-pangeas called continents.

Me and Bob were planet surfing and came across one planet the had a really large body of land. We named it PangeaII

by hanes May 25, 2005

Technology

The downfall of the western civilization.

That boy watch television until his eyes protruded, when he was unable to watch any further.

by hanes June 27, 2005

Windows XP

A seriously stable operating system. The only reason it would crash, is if you dont know how to properly install new hardware, you built a computer yourself, but you mixed incompatible parts, or you have shitloads viruses and spyware, or because you were a jackass and messed with a program in a way it shouldnt be messed with.
Thankfully, you can turn off error reporting.

The average user: I have windows XP. Yes. Good.

Mac user: cool.

Linux user: Yeah..i'm hungry.

Linux fanboy: Wtf!! y would use dat piece of sh1t! j00 are a st00p1d N00b. It crfrashedc in like...2 minutes.

by hanes July 4, 2005

7-11

A convience store that usually 4 departments per block. 7-11s located in ghetto places will usually have a robbery every night and 30+ hookers roaming around the 7-11s premices, all engaging in a merciless cat-fight. More urban places like chicago will have a semi-fancy 7-11 with peace and harmony.

"Every where I look, I see them damn 7-11s." - Richard nixon

by hanes July 5, 2005

summer

The most awesome season ever! School's out and sweet vacations are in order! Everything rocks!...at least until a damned tornado hits.

You know, summer was going all well until our car was swooped up by a tornado.

by hanes July 18, 2008

the internets

What an ULTRA UBER computer noob would say when they make a their first double click on the internet explorer icon.

Noob: oh my god, im using THE INTERNETS!!!111

by hanes July 10, 2005

Rugrats

Rugrats is a children's show that started off in 1991. At first it had very good humor, but now its just a bunch of toddlers on crack, so obnoxious they think that the world is theirs.

Tommy: Alright. Lets go suck my dads balls.
rest of rugrats: Yaaay!!11

by hanes July 10, 2005