hanes's definitions
Asshole: yo mama is so fat, she was... so fat!
Person:...
Person2:...
Person3:...
Asshole: That's ok, because you all gotta save your laughter for this next one!
Person2:...
Person:...
Person2:...
Person3:...
Asshole: That's ok, because you all gotta save your laughter for this next one!
Person2:...
by hanes August 11, 2005
Get the yo mamamug. 1) A dark figure, believed to be red and with wings and horns, was said to be a minion of Satan, and had the job to wreak havoc in ordinary people's lives. Pictured alot in mythology and in children's books.
2)A biolabs chemical composer. Usually has more than 3 irregular limbs and a tentacle/exposed brain. seen alot in North Carolinas' Technology park.
2)A biolabs chemical composer. Usually has more than 3 irregular limbs and a tentacle/exposed brain. seen alot in North Carolinas' Technology park.
1) "I used to think demon posession was just a load of flameing crap, but after my neighbor's young daughter cut a "666" shape in my sons abdomen, slurped out his large colon then ate his crap for dessert, I believed she was indeed posessed. (Then I got my hick pal to shoot her in the pussy...twice.)"
2)
Sam: That guy has a fucking tentacle for a dick! And he's just letting it flap out in the wind like its no big deal.
maS: Meh, must be a Demon.
2)
Sam: That guy has a fucking tentacle for a dick! And he's just letting it flap out in the wind like its no big deal.
maS: Meh, must be a Demon.
by hanes May 6, 2005
Get the Demonmug. A word used when you are talking to someone else and someone butts in the conversation attempting to talk to you or the person you were talking to.
See sounds to see how its pronounced.
Usually associated with-
Your closed fist with your index finger waving close up in the interrupters face.
See sounds to see how its pronounced.
Usually associated with-
Your closed fist with your index finger waving close up in the interrupters face.
by hanes November 23, 2004
Get the Shut cho moufmug. According to Moecco, this is the year after the end of the world, meaning.
1) Another universe forms. (Ones that the current generation of humans and other lifeforms outside of earth will NOT take part of =( )
2)A Big mess of nothing-ness stretching for an infinite amount of length/width/depth will appear. (Until/If another universe appears.)
3)God throws his 44th armaggeddon aniversary with all whom dwell with him. (While the suckers in hell must polish satan's nails all day and wipe his red ass.)
1) Another universe forms. (Ones that the current generation of humans and other lifeforms outside of earth will NOT take part of =( )
2)A Big mess of nothing-ness stretching for an infinite amount of length/width/depth will appear. (Until/If another universe appears.)
3)God throws his 44th armaggeddon aniversary with all whom dwell with him. (While the suckers in hell must polish satan's nails all day and wipe his red ass.)
Pete:Well it's December 30th, 2016, what do you want to do?
Mak: I don't know. Let's go over to the mountianside and watch the dragons enflame new york city.
Pete: Ok.
Mak: I don't know. Let's go over to the mountianside and watch the dragons enflame new york city.
Pete: Ok.
by hanes March 12, 2005
Get the 2017mug. Male tool. Used to masturbate with and to relieve of urinal waste. The "Ejaculatte" is a commonly performed 'move' or 'combo' done with the penis.
Very popular word on urban dicitionary looked up by people either because they are perverted or have ran out of perverted words to look at or just starting to look at perverted words.
Very popular word on urban dicitionary looked up by people either because they are perverted or have ran out of perverted words to look at or just starting to look at perverted words.
A)He has 2 penises.
B/C/D)I am gay, so I am going to look up "penis".
I gone through vagina, orgy, dick, dingaling, Puh-uss, puss, penz0r, paste, cum and now I have finally reached the "penis" milestone.
The first thing I looked up at UD was Penis.
B/C/D)I am gay, so I am going to look up "penis".
I gone through vagina, orgy, dick, dingaling, Puh-uss, puss, penz0r, paste, cum and now I have finally reached the "penis" milestone.
The first thing I looked up at UD was Penis.
by hanes May 22, 2005
Get the penismug. Hanes' personal stupidity scale which rates the idioticness of a specific person from 1 to 10. 1 being Fool, 10 being Fucking dumbass.
1) Fool
2) Idiot
3) Stupid!
4) Moron!
5) Jackass!
6) Dumbass!
7) Fucking asshat!
8) Dipshit!
9) Retard.
10) Fucking dumbass!!
2) Idiot
3) Stupid!
4) Moron!
5) Jackass!
6) Dumbass!
7) Fucking asshat!
8) Dipshit!
9) Retard.
10) Fucking dumbass!!
by hanes May 23, 2005
Get the Stupid Scalemug. What an ULTRA UBER computer noob would say when they make a their first double click on the internet explorer icon.
by hanes July 10, 2005
Get the the internetsmug.