hanes's definitions

Stupid Scale

Hanes' personal stupidity scale which rates the idioticness of a specific person from 1 to 10. 1 being Fool, 10 being Fucking dumbass.

1) Fool
2) Idiot
3) Stupid!
4) Moron!
5) Jackass!
6) Dumbass!
7) Fucking asshat!
8) Dipshit!
9) Retard.
10) Fucking dumbass!!

by hanes May 23, 2005

the internets

What an ULTRA UBER computer noob would say when they make a their first double click on the internet explorer icon.

Noob: oh my god, im using THE INTERNETS!!!111

by hanes July 10, 2005

Supercontinent

The one and only massive exterior body or continent on a planet. A long long time ago, Pangea was the Earth's only body of land, and it was really big. Thus it was called a supercontinent. The supercontinent broke apart due to shifting of Earth's crusts, so now today, we have many mini-pangeas called continents.

Me and Bob were planet surfing and came across one planet the had a really large body of land. We named it PangeaII

by hanes May 25, 2005

Rugrats

Rugrats is a children's show that started off in 1991. At first it had very good humor, but now its just a bunch of toddlers on crack, so obnoxious they think that the world is theirs.

Tommy: Alright. Lets go suck my dads balls.
rest of rugrats: Yaaay!!11

by hanes July 10, 2005

penis

Male tool. Used to masturbate with and to relieve of urinal waste. The "Ejaculatte" is a commonly performed 'move' or 'combo' done with the penis.

Very popular word on urban dicitionary looked up by people either because they are perverted or have ran out of perverted words to look at or just starting to look at perverted words.

A)He has 2 penises.
B/C/D)I am gay, so I am going to look up "penis".

I gone through vagina, orgy, dick, dingaling, Puh-uss, puss, penz0r, paste, cum and now I have finally reached the "penis" milestone.

The first thing I looked up at UD was Penis.

by hanes May 22, 2005

Doodoo

A big poopoo that comes out from the anus. It falls out like a meteor out from the anus, and tidal waves into the sea of stinkyness.
1-Diarhea-let
2-Pootie
3-Mini-Poopoo
4-Doodoo
5-Dookie
6-Stank

"Look at the doodoo. Its brown."
"James:Ahhh! Anaconda!"
"jack:No thats my doodoo."
"He be gone doodoo in his pants"
"Doodoo on the floor"
"doodoo"

by hanes July 11, 2004

Fucking moron

An insult that is used when someone is being really stupid and moronic.

You fucking moron! Fuck you! Fuck your family! Fuck your fucking fucked friends, fucking asshole, dipshit moron, dumbass dickwad fucker! FUCK YOU ALL!

by hanes May 23, 2005