hanes's definitions

Technology

The downfall of the western civilization.

That boy watch television until his eyes protruded, when he was unable to watch any further.

by hanes June 27, 2005

Aquaticus

Just about the slickest dude in the local galaxies. Usually hangs around Anemio-theta near Proxima Centari, and carries around an antigravity neutron pistol.

Ow! Aquaticus just stole my God damn biopizza! Someone rip his dick off!

*All chant and agree*

*Aquaticus dissapears and leaves a note reading as: "Suck my big, large, hairy, twin-tipped cock, suckers."

by hanes May 5, 2005

summer

The most awesome season ever! School's out and sweet vacations are in order! Everything rocks!...at least until a damned tornado hits.

You know, summer was going all well until our car was swooped up by a tornado.

by hanes July 18, 2008

2017

According to Moecco, this is the year after the end of the world, meaning.
1) Another universe forms. (Ones that the current generation of humans and other lifeforms outside of earth will NOT take part of =( )
2)A Big mess of nothing-ness stretching for an infinite amount of length/width/depth will appear. (Until/If another universe appears.)
3)God throws his 44th armaggeddon aniversary with all whom dwell with him. (While the suckers in hell must polish satan's nails all day and wipe his red ass.)

Pete:Well it's December 30th, 2016, what do you want to do?
Mak: I don't know. Let's go over to the mountianside and watch the dragons enflame new york city.
Pete: Ok.

by hanes March 12, 2005

:D\-<

A happy face character standing sideways waving. Used sometimes in online chat a signal of retardation or random blabbering.

MechZero:hey
person1:hi :O
person2: :D\-<
person2: :D\-<
person2: :D\-<
person2: :D\-<
person2: :D\-<
person3:Fuck you.
person2: :(|-<

by hanes July 12, 2005

Doodoo

A big poopoo that comes out from the anus. It falls out like a meteor out from the anus, and tidal waves into the sea of stinkyness.
1-Diarhea-let
2-Pootie
3-Mini-Poopoo
4-Doodoo
5-Dookie
6-Stank

"Look at the doodoo. Its brown."
"James:Ahhh! Anaconda!"
"jack:No thats my doodoo."
"He be gone doodoo in his pants"
"Doodoo on the floor"
"doodoo"

by hanes July 11, 2004

Windows XP

A seriously stable operating system. The only reason it would crash, is if you dont know how to properly install new hardware, you built a computer yourself, but you mixed incompatible parts, or you have shitloads viruses and spyware, or because you were a jackass and messed with a program in a way it shouldnt be messed with.
Thankfully, you can turn off error reporting.

The average user: I have windows XP. Yes. Good.

Mac user: cool.

Linux user: Yeah..i'm hungry.

Linux fanboy: Wtf!! y would use dat piece of sh1t! j00 are a st00p1d N00b. It crfrashedc in like...2 minutes.

by hanes July 4, 2005