guru's definitions

umff

humpage. between 2 people.

umff! umff! umff! umff!

by guru July 15, 2004

foshizzled

To politically screw someone/a party up twice. A sure screwing, fucking up a party's political aspirations. George Bus and Ken star are two big foshizzlers. Democrat party was foshizzled(twice for sho)

Bushboy and Dizzle's party was foshizzled again. The state of Florida foshizzled the democrats again. Blaze and Bubus are big time foshizzlers

by Guru February 10, 2005

windows

A "user friendly" OS for people who dont have the time not brains to use any other OS I admit XP is alright but I prefer Knoppix or other linux versions.. and as for you people dissing either OS try making your own,....if not.. try setting up as many pcs with various OS's and play around.. its fun..

ignorant user:"my windows keeps crashing"
Guru:"dont be a dumbass and it wont crash"
ignorant user:"oh"

by Guru June 15, 2003