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A pie, designed specifically for the southern shandy drinking ponce.
Quiche by guru July 17, 2003
A "user friendly" OS for people who dont have the time not brains to use any other OS I admit XP is alright but I prefer Knoppix or other linux versions.. and as for you people dissing either OS try making your own,....if not.. try setting up as many pcs with various OS's and play around.. its fun..
ignorant user:"my windows keeps crashing"
Guru:"dont be a dumbass and it wont crash"
ignorant user:"oh"
windows by Guru June 15, 2003

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script 

A semi clever quip made by computer geeks and gurus.. Quite similar to the military quip " You are so fucking useless, I should replace you with a button"