guru's definitions

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

A semi clever quip made by computer geeks and gurus.. Quite similar to the military quip " You are so fucking useless, I should replace you with a button"

by Guru June 15, 2003

southern shandy drinking ponce

Ponce from the south of England who don't half talk funny and drinks lady-drinks!

SharpAsKnifes

by guru July 17, 2003

Quiche

A pie, designed specifically for the southern shandy drinking ponce.

by guru July 17, 2003