griffin's definitions

Agnostic

n. One who neither acknowledges nor refutes the existence of God

The Agnostic didn't worry about the afterlife, only that which he was living

by Griffin January 17, 2004

wages

A butchering of the original word "wages" (way'-jez). Often made by Latin students who believe all g's shouldn't not be pronounced like j's.

"The wages are incredible... I mean wages... With a soft g..."

by Griffin February 28, 2005

vegetables

A version of "vegetables" only said with Latin pronunciation. Should be used when referring to Latin.

"We had vegetables in Latin class today."

by Griffin February 28, 2005

fergo

fergo, v.

To fist a pig, and eat if for breakfast. And enjoy it.

fergo-ing, g, The act or instance of fergoing.

He really likes to fergo.

I nearly threw up when I saw him fergoing.

by Griffin July 22, 2004

Reamed

To Ream, to annihilate the ass-hole of your sexual partner while performing anal sex.

After I reamed her ass last night I feel L337 as hell.

by Griffin December 12, 2004

-0

A nonexistant number but really funny to see on public thermometers.

"It is apparently -0 degrees out..."

by Griffin February 28, 2005

_

An underscore. Quite often used in the making of usernames. Otherwise useless.

"GriffinClaw was taken so I made my username Griffin_Claw."

by Griffin February 28, 2005