goon's definitions

boff

A specific type of sexual intercourse having all of the following qualifications: 1) It is super high speed 2) At least one of the participants does not know the others name. 3) The male's trousers are not complely removed. Also, some definitions require the intercouse to take place at the Kimwood Apartments

I boffed some bitch at a lame party.

by Goon November 5, 2003

Fire

Given to the mortals by the God of fire... The Red Dragoonus. Dragoonus later was sentanced to life on earth for doing so, the fire running through his veins he quickly became over-run with power and became evil only intent on taking over the world. Some call him Shikaku, Goon or Terranaw. Without him you would not have fire, which of course is the greatest gift in this world!

Dragoonus gave you all fire!!

by Goon September 28, 2006

BNW

Brand Name Women

look at that bnw.

by goon March 11, 2004

mookwit

A person who has the wit of a Mook. Someone who does underwhelming things a lot.

Put that fire out you Mookwit! Why’d you start it in the first place.

by goon November 3, 2020

beef curtains

clam hole, bang box, moose knuckle, piss flaps, hatchet wound, cum dumpster, cum recepticle, whore hole...and so on.

example: its when a fat mook bitch cant keep her sloppy clam hole filled up with a dirty cunt rag and the damn piss flaps start swisha smackin in the wind.

by goon March 11, 2004

swisha smacking

a girl that is so fly you salivate and smack your lips over her, a slick ride

that female was swisha smaking, you know i just got to get up in that.

by goon March 11, 2004

piihbap

its a synonym for Put it in her Ass and Pee.

"yo i want to piihbap that ass".

by goon March 11, 2004