goon's definitions

boff

A specific type of sexual intercourse having all of the following qualifications: 1) It is super high speed 2) At least one of the participants does not know the others name. 3) The male's trousers are not complely removed. Also, some definitions require the intercouse to take place at the Kimwood Apartments

I boffed some bitch at a lame party.

by Goon November 5, 2003

trout call

is a call out to ones homies which originated in putey vermont of all places. a way to let someone know you are there. usually sounds strange the first time you hear a trout call. reahuuu!!!

reahuuu! nyahuu! beahuuu! it is perfectly exeptable to make ones own trout call up. but it must be understood.

by goon March 12, 2004

beef curtains

clam hole, bang box, moose knuckle, piss flaps, hatchet wound, cum dumpster, cum recepticle, whore hole...and so on.

example: its when a fat mook bitch cant keep her sloppy clam hole filled up with a dirty cunt rag and the damn piss flaps start swisha smackin in the wind.

by goon March 11, 2004

swisha smacking

a girl that is so fly you salivate and smack your lips over her, a slick ride

that female was swisha smaking, you know i just got to get up in that.

by goon March 11, 2004

proper

something good, something that went right,
when somethin was done correctly.

"that joint is rolled proper."
"he spit that rhyme proper."
"he did it up proper."
pronounced propa.

by goon March 11, 2004

Fire

Given to the mortals by the God of fire... The Red Dragoonus. Dragoonus later was sentanced to life on earth for doing so, the fire running through his veins he quickly became over-run with power and became evil only intent on taking over the world. Some call him Shikaku, Goon or Terranaw. Without him you would not have fire, which of course is the greatest gift in this world!

Dragoonus gave you all fire!!

by Goon September 28, 2006

BNW

Brand Name Women

look at that bnw.

by goon March 11, 2004