gonzo's definitions

chopped-in-half

1: To be so, so, High...
2: Faded, confused, dazed, mistaken.
3: To be severed from your lower body

1: Damn, dude... I am so chopped- in-half right now.

2: Oh man, I'm sorry; I'm just
so chopped in half right now.
OR
Wow, I'm so chopped-in-half I
don't know where I am.

3: Shit! I just got chopped-in-half!

by Gonzo December 26, 2003

lying

making shit up

Mike: That Gonzo... he's always lying!

by Gonzo July 26, 2011

v2

version 2

I made version 1 but it had bugs so i made upgrades for v2.

by gonzo April 10, 2004

tetungas

spanish for "really big boobs."

Look at her tetungas!

by gonzo December 16, 2006

popat

parrot or dickhead (depending on context)

You are such a popat!

by Gonzo September 17, 2003

Rectal Verifier

A task performed by qualified recaloids (the small long bearded chaps usually found it shoddy porn films and xrated music videos). The purpose of a Rectal Verifier is to analyse the total area and perimeter of an anus and put the findings on to a large database that has no specific reason for existing.

"I valanoid here by decree that your anus is suited for class 4 foreign objects?"

by Gonzo January 1, 2004

baby horny

Spontaneous orgasm at the sight of a small infant, prominant in young females, teenage girls, and those who havnt gone through pregnancy.

"aww that baby is soo cute let me hold it!"

by Gonzo March 3, 2005