178 definitions by gnostic1
by gnostic1 September 4, 2011
n. radical skateboarding trick in which the boarder leaps upwards, does a back flip, and lands on the board in a handstand.
Dude! After this truck goes by I'm going to try an ollieollieoxenfree into a leapstand. You be ready to dial 911.
by gnostic1 January 15, 2011
v. To look at a problem and think up a solution; to come up with a date, name, etc. based on one's personal store of acquired knowledge.
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I find this problem to be vexacious! I think I'll Google it.
No no. I'll goggle it. It'll be quicker and I'll get to lord it over you.
Thanks.
No no. I'll goggle it. It'll be quicker and I'll get to lord it over you.
Thanks.
by gnostic1 January 30, 2012
n. money required to fund repairs and clean-up after a riot, rock festival, family reunion etc. Also used with humourous intent by anarchists budgeting for rocks, balaclavas, bail, matches etc. before a riot.
I don't know why those government wanks are upset. Their fussbudget for the riot was lower than ours.
Yeah but that's because you insist on designer face masks, a film crew and imported bricks. I'm beginning to think you're not a real anarchist.
Yeah but that's because you insist on designer face masks, a film crew and imported bricks. I'm beginning to think you're not a real anarchist.
by gnostic1 August 23, 2011
n. The damaged flesh where a long-time heroin addict has inserted too many needles.
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1) Check out the track meat on that banger. Looks like a machete wound that's been shark-bit.
2) Hey mom! Today teacher tell me, "Best track meat ever!" Now who's the bolt?
You the bolt.
Straight up I'm the bolt!
2) Hey mom! Today teacher tell me, "Best track meat ever!" Now who's the bolt?
You the bolt.
Straight up I'm the bolt!
by gnostic1 August 6, 2012
v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Originally a euphemism used by Royalty but now used generally to mock the upper crust.
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Excuse me Your Highness. I fear it is high time for me to be watering the cricketfield.
Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.
I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.
Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.
I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.
by gnostic1 September 28, 2012
v. The act of increasing the force of one's delivery in ice curling. One adds weight or strenghth from the hack so the corn brooming of the pebble is lessened.
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Weight up! You're going to wreck on the guard if we don't corn broom you harder!
Okay I'll focus my delivery weight on getting the package to the house.
Okay I'll focus my delivery weight on getting the package to the house.
by gnostic1 November 1, 2011