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Definitions by fup duck

Prejudice or discrimination directed against native ecosystems that have evolved and adapted to arid climates, based upon the belief that they are devoid of life, unattractive and expendable.
In a proclamation of naive aridism, Arnold Schwarzenegger said "where most see a wasteland, I see opportunity" (for energy development)
aridism by fup duck March 11, 2023

Nostralgia 

the recollection (often fondly) of a scent from the past
Having finished college in Hawaii and upon returning home to Gary Indiana, Lisa immediately felt a strong sense of nostralgia amid the smeltered air of her youth
Nostralgia by fup duck May 28, 2016

Lump on a blog

a lazy fat ass do-nothing internet blogger whose entire life is spent before a screen eating chips and KFC while attempting a last-gasp at a career in journalism read by no one; a play on "bump on a log" saying.
Ed sat like a lump on a blog for hours tweeting nonsense to the masses
Lump on a blog by fup duck September 5, 2011

Barnacle 

an unsightly tabernacle lacking architectural appeal, and in fact just as suitable to house pigs and horses as religious zealots
We said our vows and he kissed me in the barnacle.
Barnacle by fup duck July 22, 2011

Iowaweek 

a week visiting your girlfriend's relatives with little to do other than gas up the rental Pontiac at the Cum and Loaf, or rage out on a cornfield with your brother-in-law's John Deere
The trip to Kauai started out great but one glance at the sugar cane and I was having an Iowaweek flashback
Iowaweek by fup duck July 7, 2011

nasal snap 

a quick sniff usually immediately following a display of cock-sure i told you so arrogance.
When the rains subsided after the river flowed through the living room Carla turned away while paddling the canoe and just then it was her resounding nasal snap that said it all.
nasal snap by fup duck July 5, 2011

hens tooth 

analogous term from evolutionary biology meaning something that is extremely rare or obsolete
the odds of finding a hens tooth were better than the chances of locating the snowmobile keys lost somewhere in Cindy's overalls
hens tooth by fup duck July 3, 2011