friend of bob's definitions

moogle

Catlike creature. Has a large red ball on its head attached by a long hair. Some can fly. Some can fight. Some are lazy bastards. All say kupo.

I hope to resurrected as moogle during a different life time.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

bad pickup lines

Speech device primarily employed by two factions of mankind: the truly pathetic and amateur comedians. Origins have been disputed, but it is widely thought that pickup lines, once upon a magical time, could win pussy if chanted with remarkable charisma and authenticity. Thanks to the combination of inevitability and human stupidity, pickup lines degraded into verses that invoke either uproarious laughter or further inalienation, but not the throes of sex.

Got a library card? Because I'm checking you out.

I scraped my knees falling for you.

You're like a box of Lucky Charms: you're magically delicious.

Got a gym card? Because you've been giving my mind a workout.

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

You sound tired. Wanna sleep with me?

Hey there. (use Clint Eastwood impression)

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

Non Sequitur

Insightful comic strip, often poking fun at comtemporary religion and governemnt (and society in general). If one should ever encounter an obscure superhero known as Obviousman, know that he was born out of this comic strip.

Non Sequitur is a philosophical comic strip that effectively combines humor and wonderful insight.

by friend of bob May 18, 2004

virgin queen

A particular chess piece (the Queen) which remains untouched at the end of a game.

I was a beat by an opponent with a virgin queen.

by friend of bob July 14, 2004

Wal-Mart

A nationwide supermarket chain generally distinguished for their lower-income clientele and ridiculous amounts of shopping carts scattered haphazardly across the parking lot, as if the cart-pushers are paid to loaf around.

Once upon a time, I was retarded, and decided upon heading to Wal-Mart's for the exclusive reason of attaining some pussy. I was more than sadly disappointed.

by friend of bob July 17, 2004

Neutral Milk Hotel

Concisely speaking, a very good band on the "lighter" side of things...

Neutral Milk Hotel.

by friend of bob May 17, 2004

Fast Food Rockers

As an American, I stand in total awe in reverence to what pop music looks like across the pond. I mean, come on, they're NOT black!!!

I came very close to sampling their music, but in the deep recesses of my mind, I knew I would lose all respect for myself if I did. Thankfully, the only pleasures I indulge when it comes to the Fast Food Rockers are the pictures of the two hot chicks.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004