friend of bob's definitions

I see pussy!!

A common cry during my incipient stages of marijuana smoking. I would often hallucinate the female fun part everywhere I went, especially when gazing at star constellations (somehow they all ended up merging into one large vagina). Sadly ironic because I have yet to see a real one (except in porn, of course).

Me:HAHAHAHA..hahaha..HAHAHAHAHA
Other person: What?
Me: I SEE PUSSY!!!

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

Neutral Milk Hotel

Concisely speaking, a very good band on the "lighter" side of things...

Neutral Milk Hotel.

by friend of bob May 17, 2004

Non Sequitur

Insightful comic strip, often poking fun at comtemporary religion and governemnt (and society in general). If one should ever encounter an obscure superhero known as Obviousman, know that he was born out of this comic strip.

Non Sequitur is a philosophical comic strip that effectively combines humor and wonderful insight.

by friend of bob May 18, 2004

peace

1. A lapse in warfare between nations. Tends to be an abstract theory.
2. An informal goodbye.
3. To knock someone out in one punch.

1. We can have peace by firing guns at each other.
2. Peace, Saddam Hussein.
3. I'm gonna peace that motherfucker!

by friend of bob May 21, 2004

Fast Food Rockers

As an American, I stand in total awe in reverence to what pop music looks like across the pond. I mean, come on, they're NOT black!!!

I came very close to sampling their music, but in the deep recesses of my mind, I knew I would lose all respect for myself if I did. Thankfully, the only pleasures I indulge when it comes to the Fast Food Rockers are the pictures of the two hot chicks.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

Wal-Mart

A nationwide supermarket chain generally distinguished for their lower-income clientele and ridiculous amounts of shopping carts scattered haphazardly across the parking lot, as if the cart-pushers are paid to loaf around.

Once upon a time, I was retarded, and decided upon heading to Wal-Mart's for the exclusive reason of attaining some pussy. I was more than sadly disappointed.

by friend of bob July 17, 2004

sneaky sneaky

Referring to any action performed with covert intent.

When she fell asleep I pulled a sneaky sneaky.

by friend of bob June 18, 2004