friend of bob's definitions

jail gum

One of many creative innovations that can be found amongst inmates in juvenile detention. Made by applying small dabs of toothpaste on each corner of a square of toilet paper, then folding the square into a smaller and more condensed version of itself, and finally dampening it with water. It has vaguely similar properties of real chewing gum and the toothpaste adds a rather cheap taste of mint.

I tried some of this stuff and laughed my ass off as to why someone would ever want to make this.

by friend of bob May 21, 2004

dodgy

British counterpart of the U.S. slang shady

I find it a wee-bit dodgy

by friend of bob May 18, 2004

bad pickup lines

Speech device primarily employed by two factions of mankind: the truly pathetic and amateur comedians. Origins have been disputed, but it is widely thought that pickup lines, once upon a magical time, could win pussy if chanted with remarkable charisma and authenticity. Thanks to the combination of inevitability and human stupidity, pickup lines degraded into verses that invoke either uproarious laughter or further inalienation, but not the throes of sex.

Got a library card? Because I'm checking you out.

I scraped my knees falling for you.

You're like a box of Lucky Charms: you're magically delicious.

Got a gym card? Because you've been giving my mind a workout.

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

You sound tired. Wanna sleep with me?

Hey there. (use Clint Eastwood impression)

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

moogle

Catlike creature. Has a large red ball on its head attached by a long hair. Some can fly. Some can fight. Some are lazy bastards. All say kupo.

I hope to resurrected as moogle during a different life time.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

my five friends

Referring to the five fingers of the human hand that clench to a fist during exigent situations. Sometimes the only friends you'll have in more dire instances. Note: this phrase is usually reserved for those who maintain one particularly strong arm while the other is relatively weak.

Me and my five friends took on four dudes.

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

urbandictionary.com

A website that has magically replaced many hours of my life that would have otherwise spent chain-smoking with laughter and the occasional moment of insight. Had it not been for this website, I probably would have no idea what pikeys are really like, other than what I have seen in the movie Snatch. Urbandictionary.com kicks ass.

Before I found urbandictionary.com, I was a complete loser. Now.........yeah...

by friend of bob May 18, 2004

Alice in Chains

Alternative rock band (or "grunge")prevalent in the mid 90's heavily laden with talent and angst. Very few bands that follow similar styles live up to these virtuosos.

Alice in Chains kicks ass.

by friend of bob May 16, 2004