Definitions by fox
God shit
God shit is an interjection to be used during times of extreme duress, especially during video games. This exclamatory phrase is best served when you know the game is fucking you to let your opponent get back in the game.
God shit! Michael Vick is not that fast in real life so to hell with you, I'm not drinking the god damn hot sauce!
god shit
God shit is an interjection to be used during times of extreme duress, especially during video games. This exclamatory phrase is best served when you know the game is fucking you to let your opponent get back in the game.
metropolitan innundation syndrome
Metropolitan Innundation Syndrome, or MIS, has two main manifestations.
The most prominent occurs when someone of rural or suburban origins travels to a large city. Symptoms include disorientation, slow reactions (as they are unused to the faster pace of life), respiratory problems (from polution), hearing loss and/or tinitus (caused by city noise), and eye strain (from excessive light exposure).
The second manifestation occurs when a city-dweller travels to suburbia or a rural area. The primary symptom in this case is boredome, and subsequent substance abuse or destructive behavior.
The most prominent occurs when someone of rural or suburban origins travels to a large city. Symptoms include disorientation, slow reactions (as they are unused to the faster pace of life), respiratory problems (from polution), hearing loss and/or tinitus (caused by city noise), and eye strain (from excessive light exposure).
The second manifestation occurs when a city-dweller travels to suburbia or a rural area. The primary symptom in this case is boredome, and subsequent substance abuse or destructive behavior.
Type I: WTF? Where am I? All the streets look the same! I can't think with all this noise and light!
Type II: Dude! There's no Starbucks here! Let's get drunk and burn stuff.
Type II: Dude! There's no Starbucks here! Let's get drunk and burn stuff.
metropolitan innundation syndrome by fox September 6, 2005
Wastemaster 6000
A fictional product that costs a lot of money to purchase and to maintain, and wastes resources. It either serves no practical purpose or greatly exceeds the needs of the user.
Often, Wastemaster 6000s are purchased by uneducated and unattractive men to impress other men in the hope that they will win friends.
The term is used to mock the uncool people who make these purchases.
Often, Wastemaster 6000s are purchased by uneducated and unattractive men to impress other men in the hope that they will win friends.
The term is used to mock the uncool people who make these purchases.
Stanly Prickmeyer: Hey Joe, do you like my new barbeque? It puts out 800 000 BTU and consumes 50 gallons of propane per second. I can roast an elephant from 70 yards!
Jo Cool: Wow, is that the new Wastemaster 6000?
Jo Cool: Wow, is that the new Wastemaster 6000?
Wastemaster 6000 by fox August 28, 2005
modular man
A guy who has many different distinct personalities and acts different in different circumstances.
Some are like chameleons, choosing to fit in with their surroundings. (ie. intellectual in a library) Others choose to stand out as much as possible.
Some are like chameleons, choosing to fit in with their surroundings. (ie. intellectual in a library) Others choose to stand out as much as possible.
My boyfriend is a modular man. He may have seemed obnoxious at the party, but when we're alone he's really very romantic.
modular man by fox August 12, 2005
album
This word originates from an poorly made video by 'Sam & Kate' in which a person is decapitated when an oversized CD (not a record) is thrown at him Frisbee style.
Verb: to maim/kill someone with an unconventional weopon or through stupid activity.
Adjective: Dangerous, pointless, and requiring massive mental instability.
Verb: to maim/kill someone with an unconventional weopon or through stupid activity.
Adjective: Dangerous, pointless, and requiring massive mental instability.
Verb: "I albummed him good with a bannana."
Adjective: "That guy is so album! He wants to take over the world with a soup spoon!"
Adjective: "That guy is so album! He wants to take over the world with a soup spoon!"
Falling Out
A fight leading to separation. This can occur in any relationship, including families and frinedships. The separated parties generally pretend that those on the other side no longer exist.
Falling Out by fox April 25, 2005