13 definitions by fluffypenis
Somebody who always poops at the same times every day or every other day, as if they shit on a schedule
by fluffypenis July 31, 2016
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by fluffypenis March 2, 2019
When engaing in a debate and a person says something so outlandishly stupid, incoherent, or contradictory, that their opponent is left utterly speechless and dumbfounded. Usually used as a last last resort by somebody who's losing a debate and who knows his premise is invalid.
by fluffypenis June 1, 2019
A suicidal game consisting of driving on the wrong side of the road at full speed, usually at night. Typically, the brake lines are cut beforehand to prevent cheating or pussying out. Participants begin by entering the wrong side of a freeway or major street using an off ramp, and drive as fast as they can, swerving in and out of traffic. The winner is the last person remaining, or whoever reaches a set point in the road first. Use of the shoulder, center lane, or other surface not usually used for driving is prohibited.
Vlestenov: Hey Kovmar, wanna play some russian roulette?
Kovmar: No, that shit's old. Russian street racing is the new thing.
Vlestenov: Woah, that sounds so cool!
Kovmar: It is! Wanna race me tonight down the 405?
Vlestenov: Hell yeah! I can't wait!
Kovmar: No, that shit's old. Russian street racing is the new thing.
Vlestenov: Woah, that sounds so cool!
Kovmar: It is! Wanna race me tonight down the 405?
Vlestenov: Hell yeah! I can't wait!
by fluffypenis March 6, 2019