federalq2b's definitions

Clifton, NJ

City in Passaic County, NJ south of Paterson. Mostly blue-collar whites but being infested with towelheads spilling over from South Paterson. Good place to send the FBI, or beter yet, the Mossad.

Beware of driving there. If you hit a car, it may explode. The women wear loose clothing to hide the explosives

by Federalq2b April 9, 2005

Clown Car

A Lincoln Town Car. Often called a {jew canoe}

Jesus! Don't they come with dimmer switches for the headlights. And can't they go over 40 mPH?

by Federalq2b June 2, 2005

oprah winfrey

The most Amazing African-American woman who ever lived. Not only is she a billionare, she single-handedly turned millions of white soccer moms into her personal slaves. White women follow her like sheep

Oprah Winfrey : "Lissen white people. Buy this book. Ah sez its the best even though the author lies like a rug."
White soccer moms: "Yessum Miz Oprah! We do annyting you say Miz Oprah!"
Oprah: Now pay to attention to mah freend Doctor Phil. He know how to make yew wenches satisfy yo' bucks".
White soccer moms: "Lawdy!, We be hanging on all his words Miz Oprah."

by FederalQ2b February 15, 2006

tomato pie

What pizza is called in Trenton, NJ. A lot of people in New Jersey consider Delorenzo's Tomato Pies the best pizza in New Jersey, and therefore the entire country. It's located in the famous Chambersburg secion

But I think anybody who reads Janet Evanovich knows that already. If you go to Delorenzo's, you'll be sure you saw Stephanie Plum, or you'll think you did cuz you saw a few big haired Jersey Girls

by Federalq2b March 4, 2005

nigger heaven

The upper deck at a stadium, arena or theater.
It comes from the Jim Crow era when black people were forced to sit in the balcony of a movie house

The blue seats in Madison Square Garden

by federalq2b September 21, 2004

mommy jam

Traffic jam around a school caused by a plethora of mothers dropping off or picking up their children.

Damn! We have a mommy jam down the whole block. Jesus! We walked to school in our day, not like the pussies we got now.

by FederalQ2B September 7, 2007

circular firing squad

People involved in an idea or policy that is obviously self-defeating to everyone else but them. Used to described some group that is so clueless that one could show them a diesel engine and ask them to find the spark plugs.

The entire Bush administration and all others who decided to invade Iraq.

by federalq2b October 3, 2004