federalq2b's definitions

pole monkey

A lineman for an electric utility or telephone company

They're either in CWA or IBEW

by federalq2b September 27, 2004

Clown Car

A Lincoln Town Car. Often called a {jew canoe}

Jesus! Don't they come with dimmer switches for the headlights. And can't they go over 40 mPH?

by Federalq2b June 2, 2005

oprah winfrey

The most Amazing African-American woman who ever lived. Not only is she a billionare, she single-handedly turned millions of white soccer moms into her personal slaves. White women follow her like sheep

Oprah Winfrey : "Lissen white people. Buy this book. Ah sez its the best even though the author lies like a rug."
White soccer moms: "Yessum Miz Oprah! We do annyting you say Miz Oprah!"
Oprah: Now pay to attention to mah freend Doctor Phil. He know how to make yew wenches satisfy yo' bucks".
White soccer moms: "Lawdy!, We be hanging on all his words Miz Oprah."

by FederalQ2b February 15, 2006

Clifton, NJ

City in Passaic County, NJ south of Paterson. Mostly blue-collar whites but being infested with towelheads spilling over from South Paterson. Good place to send the FBI, or beter yet, the Mossad.

Beware of driving there. If you hit a car, it may explode. The women wear loose clothing to hide the explosives

by Federalq2b April 9, 2005

Q

A Federal Q2 siren, the last mechanical siren made for a moving vehicle. It's almost always used on fire apparatus.
It's loud as hell. R=The next best thing to playing an MP3 of "Move bitch! Get out the way!' on a badass PA system.

"It ain't a fire truck without a siren." Federal Signal slogan

by Federalq2b January 6, 2007

momeback

A sanitation worker (nice name for a garbagema)

He rides the tailboard of a garbage truck and shouts "Momeback!"

by federalq2b January 19, 2005

shit doesn't stink

Describes people or places who are really stuck up or sediddy. It's somebody wh think's they're better than you are because of thier job, income education, or their parents.

1) No wonder you broke up with that bitch. I told you a hundred times she thinks her shit doesn't stink.

2) Welome to Lake Mohawk. Our shit doesn't stink

by FederalQ2B July 31, 2006