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blue canary

Firefighter slang for a police officer at a fire or accident involving hazardous materials. Usualy it's because cops will approach the scene without any breathing apparatus or protective gear. When you see the cop keel over, call the mop and glow squad and get the hell out!
Oh shit! We got an officer down by the overturned truck carrying Benzene. Call Chemtrec!
by FederalQ2B June 27, 2005
mugGet the blue canarymug.

mommy jam

Traffic jam around a school caused by a plethora of mothers dropping off or picking up their children.
Damn! We have a mommy jam down the whole block. Jesus! We walked to school in our day, not like the pussies we got now.
by FederalQ2B September 7, 2007
mugGet the mommy jammug.

nigger heaven

The upper deck at a stadium, arena or theater.
It comes from the Jim Crow era when black people were forced to sit in the balcony of a movie house
by federalq2b September 21, 2004
mugGet the nigger heavenmug.

Q

A Federal Q2 siren, the last mechanical siren made for a moving vehicle. It's almost always used on fire apparatus.
It's loud as hell. R=The next best thing to playing an MP3 of "Move bitch! Get out the way!' on a badass PA system.
"It ain't a fire truck without a siren." Federal Signal slogan
by Federalq2b January 6, 2007
mugGet the Qmug.

pole monkey

A lineman for an electric utility or telephone company
They're either in CWA or IBEW
by federalq2b September 27, 2004
mugGet the pole monkeymug.

oprah winfrey

The most Amazing African-American woman who ever lived. Not only is she a billionare, she single-handedly turned millions of white soccer moms into her personal slaves. White women follow her like sheep
Oprah Winfrey : "Lissen white people. Buy this book. Ah sez its the best even though the author lies like a rug."
White soccer moms: "Yessum Miz Oprah! We do annyting you say Miz Oprah!"
Oprah: Now pay to attention to mah freend Doctor Phil. He know how to make yew wenches satisfy yo' bucks".
White soccer moms: "Lawdy!, We be hanging on all his words Miz Oprah."
by FederalQ2b February 15, 2006
mugGet the oprah winfreymug.

Clifton, NJ

City in Passaic County, NJ south of Paterson. Mostly blue-collar whites but being infested with towelheads spilling over from South Paterson. Good place to send the FBI, or beter yet, the Mossad.
Beware of driving there. If you hit a car, it may explode. The women wear loose clothing to hide the explosives
by Federalq2b April 9, 2005
mugGet the Clifton, NJmug.

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