fauxbourdon's definitions

rejaculate

(verb): to ejaculate (cum/come/jizz/nut/etc.) a second (or third, or fourth...) time in one sexual encounter.

I hooked up with a multi-orgasmic guy last night: he came in my vadge, then rejaculated on my tits!

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

dick-queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

breadbox

A woman's vagina, especially during a vaginal yeast infection. (So called because of yeast's role in baking bread.)

Synonym: bakery.
Related term: yeef.

Jeanette's cooch was so rank and yeasty, it smelled like a breadbox down there.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

jaj

noun: Slang term for a woman's vagina. Shortened form of vajaj. Rhymes with "badge."

Fucking Darla's loose-ass jaj was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

heef

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly heef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

b-dussy

noun: the smell that lingers in a room, or on one's body, after sexual intercourse. Contraction of "butt/booty, dick, and pussy."

Pronounced "bee-dussy" ("-dussy" rhymes with "pussy").

Also spelled bedussy.

If your mom's coming over to visit, you better wash the sheets to make sure she doesn't smell b-dussy.

Man, I need to take a shower... I reek of b-dussy!

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

squarp

noun. The simultaneous co-occurrence of a sneeze, queef, fart, and burp. An admittedly rare event, but a theoretical possibility.

verb. To sneeze, queef, fart, and burp simultaneously.

Etymology: S(neeze) + QU(eef) + (f)AR(t) + (bur)P.

Ramona squarped so violently that I thought she would explode.

by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005