eszett's definitions

red kryptonite

A variety of kryptonite created by Mr. Mxyzptlk that inflicts random physical changes in Kryptonians. Word has it that Mxyzptlk transferred a portion of his sample or stockpile to the obscure Internet user SonicDeathMonk3y.

Ben claimed that SonicDeathMonk3y's red kryptonite cremated his Pikachu.

by Eszett February 26, 2004

Scheelia

The greatest NationState ever, led by the Grand Vassal, Jaroslav Al-Wolframij. It is home to tungsten buildings and monmuents, synthetic polar regions, and a military that uses trebuchets and soldering irons as their main weapons.

Scheelia took over the barbaric tribes of Nectady with their massive number of trebuchets.

by Eszett February 26, 2004

hydrogen

The first element on the periodic table. Burns with glee when lit, and explodes when lit near oxygen.

That stupid guy lit some hydrogen he mixed with some oxygen.

by Eszett February 27, 2004

jak salad

A special type of salad intended for people learning how to type. It often goes along with some asdf and/or jkl;.

Chris took a break from his typing lesson to get a bowl of jak salad.

by Eszett March 2, 2004

Lipiecki

When a Diplomacy player writes convoy orders wrong.

P1: Hey! My convoy orders failed!
P2: You wrote them wrong, that's why! You pulled a Lipiecki!

by Eszett March 5, 2004

Tungsten

A metallic element on the periodic table with an atomic number of 74. It has the highest melting point of all metals and is otherwise cool.

When I said I wanted some tungsten, I did not mean molybdenum. Tungsten pwns molybdenum any day of the Muslim calendar.

by eszett March 8, 2003

fo

a misspelling of "for" when someone is typing a mile a minute, or in capitalised form, the hypothetical compound of oxygen fluoride

Hey! That oxygen flouride is fo the birds!

by eszett March 8, 2003