eszett's definitions

Blaire ROFLing

The funniest kid ever. He can always leave you ROFLling. Also known as Tony Blaire ROFLing.

Blair ROFLing left me ROFLing.

by Eszett November 14, 2004

red kryptonite

A variety of kryptonite created by Mr. Mxyzptlk that inflicts random physical changes in Kryptonians. Word has it that Mxyzptlk transferred a portion of his sample or stockpile to the obscure Internet user SonicDeathMonk3y.

Ben claimed that SonicDeathMonk3y's red kryptonite cremated his Pikachu.

by Eszett February 26, 2004

Tungsten

A metallic element on the periodic table with an atomic number of 74. It has the highest melting point of all metals and is otherwise cool.

When I said I wanted some tungsten, I did not mean molybdenum. Tungsten pwns molybdenum any day of the Muslim calendar.

by eszett March 8, 2003

Lipiecki

When a Diplomacy player writes convoy orders wrong.

P1: Hey! My convoy orders failed!
P2: You wrote them wrong, that's why! You pulled a Lipiecki!

by Eszett March 5, 2004

fo

a misspelling of "for" when someone is typing a mile a minute, or in capitalised form, the hypothetical compound of oxygen fluoride

Hey! That oxygen flouride is fo the birds!

by eszett March 8, 2003

Nero Wolfgang Amadeus Simmons II

A noted Haddonfield composer who has written many works, such as Ode to Dallas. He is a big fan of the Cowboys, and as such his works have not quite achieved fame yet. His pastimes include watching football, playing the trumpet, and competing on the Academic Challenge team with Cashcow and Ezkett. He is a man of few words, but his saying hold immense wisdom.

Wolfgang: Hey mips-hater do you have the english homework?
Cashcow: How are you Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: That's me.

by Eszett January 31, 2005

mantako

A quaint little site where people spam the glory out of... posting, I guess. And I'm not sure about that glory either.

But most importantly is that I help run the place.

I am a mod at mantako.

by Eszett May 15, 2004