3 definitions by erin brooke

moaned

when a man sits on your face bare-assed with his nutsack in your mouth and his asshole directly over the nose while farting. usually used as a prank; to be moaned.

"omg what smells? ahhh! im being moaned! get the fuck off my face you fat motherfucker!"

by erin brooke December 15, 2007

fuzz sucker

one who obeys the law at all times, a goodie-two-shoes.

"janice won't smoke bud, she is such a fuzz sucker!"

by erin brooke December 15, 2007

judo proscuitto

a sexual act; when one uses their hands to karate chop a womans abnormally large labia from side to side for pleasure. usually performed during foreplay.

"leah had the saggiest twat. i was gonna go down on her but then i just decided to stick with the judo proscuitto."

by erin brooke December 15, 2007