eric's definitions

fallout

Best RPG period. Actually realistic setting unlike Dungeons and Dragons and that gay shit. Who needs wizards, magic, and swords when you can have plasma rifles that melt flesh right off of peoples bones, whores, mutants, drugs, armor that makes you look badass, and blowing people up to human sausage. Created by Black Isle

Fallout rules doude.

by Eric January 16, 2005

moccasins

Sweetest form of shoes known to man

Holy shit, eric just cut his moccasins in pics basement. He'll get laid wearin those!

by Eric March 21, 2003

Kirsty

A polite, lovey person who always thinks about the world around her. She enjoys wasting paper making 'Gift Certificates' for friends.

You pick up that little now!

by Eric February 11, 2005

toolgasm

a peaking point in the listening of music written by tool. At this point, the listener undergoes a sensation much like that of an orgasm, without the mess.

In the song Third Eye, maynard screams repeadedly after a beautiful section of ballad like music. At this point, the listener may undergo a toolgasm

by eric February 15, 2004

jesus on a stick

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.

by Eric August 15, 2003

procrasturbation

Masturbating to avoid doing work.

No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.

by Eric April 15, 2003

rizzdipped

ripped,way fucked up or inebriated.

"man,im fuckin rizzdipped"

by eric October 22, 2003