paskus

when one hurts themselves or causes an accident doing something so routine (or silly) that the act could usually be performed during sleep or not at all by a "sharp" person

having someone pitch you a basketball and hitting it with a bat so hard that the bat hits you in the head and you knock yourself to the ground. "whoops, I just pulled a paskus when i shut my own head in the car door"

by eric July 03, 2003

Willika

The Willika is a creature of supurior being is above all others in COOLNESS, The Willika gets ALLLL da ladies and pretty much everything he wants. He's a big fellow too, if your school doesn't have a willika, then your school sucks.

Man Willika has been too cool today, he stole all me girls! But I'm cool with that..

by Eric December 13, 2004

HORSE FACED

A woman with a long face, similar to a horse's.

Did you fuck that ugly, horse faced bitch?

by Eric April 11, 2005

ottered

To take a poop so large, that it plugs up the toliet.

"Jeanine stopped over and ottered our toliet! How rude!"

by Eric June 27, 2006

Girly girl

A very feminine girl. Very feminine in her movements. Very feminine looking. What you call a girl that is very feminine.

Hi, girly girl. What's up?

by Eric October 10, 2004

everclear

Alcholic drink that killed my brother Jo-Jo.

Noooooo! Jo-Jo!!!!!!

by Eric January 07, 2005

Halo

the best fuckin video game ever made and it will be until halo 2

hey john lets play halo until we die

by eric July 13, 2004