eric's definitions

Vodka

What Aaron Tijerina drinks extremely large quantities of during any given period of time.

Aaron Tijerina is drunk again, he must have got his pay check today.

by Eric January 7, 2005

Iron Maiden

the best metal band ever, in less then six months i have obtained 9 of there albums, anyone who doesnt like this band i will personally come out hunt down and shove into an iron maiden, whilst playing iron maiden the whole time.

iron maiden is the best
and there best song is...well there is no single best song, but im listining to the trooper right now.

UP THE IRONS!!!!!!

by eric December 17, 2003

trogdor

An uber dragon of total burnination. His hobies are as follows, burninating the countryside, burninating all the peasants, burninating all the people in their thatched roofed cottages. His dislikes include being sworded and/or arrowed. He was created when kaiser from California dissapointed StrongBad by not being a female, he then asked if StrongBad could draw a dragon. StongBad did. It consisted of an "s" and a more different"s" and closing it up real nice at the top there. Then using consumate "v"s gave it teeth spiketies and angry eyebrows. He gave him wings so he can be a wingaling dragon. He put a beefy arm back on for good measure. Then he needed a name, StrongBad decided on "TROGDOR the BURNINATOR" and gave trogdor "majesty". Then he checked on the other students, he yelled at coach z for not using consumate "v"s, StrongMad just carved dragon into the table(if u click on the r in dragon in that scene u get a bonus one) then burned up strong sad's picture for being too good. And then Trogdor's theme song was born.

TROGDOOOOOOOR!!!
TROGDOOOOOOOR!!!
BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE!
BURNUNATING ALL THE PEASANTS!
BURNINATING ALL THE PEOPLE!
IN THEIR THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGEEES!!
THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!!
AND THE TROGDOR He COMES IN THE NIIIGHHT!!

by Eric April 27, 2004

Unliterate

A person who appears to know how to read and/or write however refuses to do so either knowingly or unknowingly.

Absolutely no relation to the word illiterate and not to be confused with someone who can't understand or use a dictionary.

-"What the hell is Bob's problem, I know he can read."

-"Bob knows how to read, it's just that he's unliterate."

by Eric February 27, 2005

darth vader

to receive felatio. darth vader's helmet resembles the head of a penis ergo to get darth vader.

that chick gave me some darth vader in the car

by eric May 13, 2005

Chinigger

A word used to describe Asians who enjoy portraying themselves as from the ghetto, and listen to rap music

There are many Chiniggers in our school.

by Eric August 20, 2003

Mad TV

Greatest show ever!!!!! MUCH better than SNL which isnt funny anymore.

Bekki:Did you watch Madtv last night?
Becky:Yeah it was so funny
Beckee: i know

by Eric May 13, 2005