eric's definitions

doonfooker

When you stick your dick in a girls open wound and jizz all over her belly button. Afterwords, taking a straw and drinking the jizz out of her belly button.

Yo Fred! You up for some doonfooker tonight?

by Eric September 1, 2003

st. paul

Capital of the great state of Minnesota. 1/2 of the twin cities.

St. Paul is a big place and a lot safer than places like Chicago and Detriot which are filled with Chinese gangs who wait to steal your credit cards and other things.

by Eric December 31, 2004

MSI

Awesome band only gayed up a bit because it is listened to by Gabriel Yrigoyen

That MSI was fucking awesome, but Gabriel was there....and he shot me.

by Eric January 7, 2005

butt sniffing

The Smelling of an ass

Stop butt sniffing people, man!

by ERIC October 18, 2003

Rumpture

a) "a burning desire to caress the posterior of another person"

b) "a fracture of the tail-bone"

a) he was overcome with rumpture at the sight of her curvaceous buttocks

b) her rumpture was caused by a slip on some ice

by eric May 24, 2004

dirty litterbox

when a guy or girl wipes his or her entire hand up a shitty sweaty asshole and smells it as they proceed to wipe the shit covered hand on a girls box or pussy

i had the runs so i wiped my ass with my hand and continued to rub the brown mess on her box

by eric April 24, 2003

trendwhore

One who does not set trends, however follows a trend until they have strangeled every last drop of originality out of it. This is especially true in the current graphics design scene. A trendwhore can be characterized as anybody that wears the livestrong bracelets, or is friends with anybody that wears the livestrong bracelets. Usually they lack the mental capacity of knowing they are a trendwhore, therefore are hopeless and inevitably doomed.

Damn, that Jeffery is a trendwhore, he even follows trends Savy sets!!

by Eric April 24, 2005